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by Mattyman24 on Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:56 am
The lesson went on just like any other extremely boring lesson would have, Snape read out instructions and gave out a few detentions, then half a dozen potions blew up in kids faces, the silence only to be interrupted by Marco's partner asking, "Whats next?"
"Transfiguration."
"Crap."
"Yeah."
Snape rose from his chair and his voice boomed all across the classroom, "NOW, if not all of our potions have blown up in a certain number of faces then we shall test our perfect smell potions." He walked around the room, sniffing and giving an unpleasant cough to most peoples.
Marco waited until no-one was looking, and sniffed it. 'Weird,' he thought, 'I thought it would be different than chocolate this time.'
"Never read my posts. If I tell you not to you probably will anyway. If you do though, you will have read it, which means you will have ignored my comment at the start of this sentence. Which means you will have read it and just done the same thing that I told you not to do that you did. Which you will again, until you ignore the thing you are reading now which you will repeat, and you wont be doing the wrong thing because you already ignored the right thing, which is totally wrong."
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