The Funniest Omegle Conversations

[pantalimon]

As the title may suggest, here is where to post any amusing conversations you've had on Omegle with people that are willing to have a little laugh.

Here's mine:

Stranger: I once was a fat cat.
You: I once was a thin cat.
Stranger: Well, well, what are you now?
You: I'm fat, so fat, since I ate another cat.
Stranger: How strange. I hear angels cries.
You: It must've been you, what a pity. Yet, you very such a tasty morsel...
Stranger: I am a slender creature of sorts, fat cat.
Stranger: Not fit for guts.
You: Then why, may I ask, were you lying in my bowl looking so scrumptious, thin cat?
Stranger: I was simply slurping on the sweet milk. Had I known it was yours, I wouldn't have been so rude.
You: Ah, well.
You: Another day, another bottle, and with milk so pricey these days I fear I cannot forgive you for taking advantage of my hospitality.
You: And so, with that, I must devour you yet again, as you seem to have escaped the first time.
Stranger: Is there any other way I may repay?
Stranger: I am your kin after all.
You: A trade, a trade, oh what a trade! What have you to offer, thin cat?
Stranger: I have the wisdom of many winds, some string, and many, many songs to lull you to sleep.
You: A pitty, then, for not only am I older than dirt but I am also constantly finding myself snoozing in the midday sun.
You: But what is this you say, about some string?
Stranger: It's the very last of its kind.
You: Ah, then I should like to have that, for it sounds very enticing.
You: A trade!
You: Your life, for the rare "string"!
Stranger: Very well, gracious cat.
Stranger: Behold, the string!
Stranger: *unravels string*
You: Aha!
You: I shall be kept busy for an eternity or more with this string.
Stranger: I am very pleased to hear that.
Stranger: Well then, I should probably be on my way...
You: Farewell, traveler.
Stranger: Adieu!
Stranger: ...Sucka'.
Stranger: He he he.

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[Zephyr]

That's absolutely hilarious. Sadly, all I ever seem to get on Omegle are horny cyber-ers.