What's your pick up line?

cucumbersome · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **cucumbersome** on Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:16 am

Hey crossix, why don't we go cool down a bit in a pool of lava, you and I?

evolutionofshadow · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **evolutionofshadow** on Wed May 01, 2013 1:41 am

does this smell like chloroform to you?

VindicatedPurpose · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **VindicatedPurpose** on Wed May 01, 2013 12:00 pm

Evolution, I bet heaven is missing an angel right about now.

virgin · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **virgin** on Wed May 01, 2013 4:14 pm

omg, your hot

cucumbersome · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **cucumbersome** on Thu May 02, 2013 5:31 pm

I bet you could teach me a sweet pick up line.

TommyGirl · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **TommyGirl** on Thu May 09, 2013 9:59 am

Hey, I just met you and this is weird but I love you! Have my babies?

(Bet that wasn't quite what y'all were expecting)

cucumbersome · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **cucumbersome** on Fri May 10, 2013 11:09 am

TommyGirl, I think you need some remedial education about human reproduction.

TommyGirl · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **TommyGirl** on Fri May 10, 2013 2:01 pm

cucumbersome, I want your wand in my chamber of secrets.

(Harry Potter pick up line! What what people?!)

cucumbersome · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **cucumbersome** on Sat May 11, 2013 3:35 am

TommyGirl, I'm a traveling saleswoman for Hitachi.

Crossmyheart · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Crossmyheart** on Mon May 13, 2013 12:36 pm

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do i have to walk by again? ;p

VindicatedPurpose · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **VindicatedPurpose** on Tue May 14, 2013 7:42 pm

I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

TommyGirl · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **TommyGirl** on Wed May 22, 2013 11:21 am

I hear you like math... So do I. What do you say we add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide my legs and hope we don't multiply?

VindicatedPurpose · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **VindicatedPurpose** on Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:17 am

Hello, I'm a thief. And I'm here to steal your heart.

killercat13 · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **killercat13** on Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:16 am

Your hotter than the bottom of my lap top.

A Hindrance · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **A Hindrance** on Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:27 am

is it hot in here or is it just killercat13?

RaquelRae · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **RaquelRae** on Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:04 pm

Hindrance, are you a parking ticket? Because you are looking mighty fine.

AudioKnight · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **AudioKnight** on Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:34 pm

Baby, you're so fine, I'd need to be royalty to have you.

GiggledustJedi · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **GiggledustJedi** on Sat Jul 27, 2013 1:24 pm

Hey good looking what's cooking?