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StealFire wrote:Not as random as Tarmo, no one's as random as Tarmo.
Welcome to RPG, the fabulous hotel where we greet all of our guests like our brains were manufactured in china. Just to prove it to you, I put our welcome in monologue form.
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(GUEST enters the room, camera pans left. Camera closes in on RPG MEMBER, as camera closes it catches a glimpse of STAFF MEMBER crouching behind welcome desk prop.)
RPG MEMBER: Welcome, fabulous people! Isn't in a swell day? This is a great hotel, you'll love it here! All of our staff members are so nice, and caring. Plus, if you need anything or have questions you can dial room service on the little phone that says 'PM'!
STAFF MEMBER: We're watching you, my precious, watching you.
GUEST: Gee, thanks, that sure is swell of you.
(Camera focuses on STAFF MEMBER as he creeps out from behind welcome desk prop.)
STAFF MEMBER: After him my pet!
(MODERATOR flys across set, crashing into GUEST and RPG MEMBER.)
MODERATOR: (Scampering back across stage) That's not the last you'll see of me!
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Oops, I made that really long and weird...
Anyways, it is a great site, I'm sure you'll love it.
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