"Guards without their uniforms?" Robyn asked mildly, her fine brows raising in girlish surprise. "Why, how quaint. Whoever heard of a warrior coming into battle without his armor?"
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"Ah, izzat so, Friar?" Delia snickered, adjusting her corset once more. Then she spoke in a very low voice, so that even the robed man would struggle to hear. "Well, then may'aps I should stop by the abbey a liddle later on, let ye know what ye've been missin', eh? Seein' as yer lookin' out so for our poor souls, I won't e'en complain about yer mirror-bane face!"
It was the kind of talk that any good God-fearing woman would simply die before uttering in front of a friar. In front of most men, in fact. But it was typical conversation between Delia the information-snitching tavern lass and Cadfeal, the first man of the Merry Ones. But just as Delia was considering slipping her hand discretely into an entirely socially unacceptable position on the Friar's thigh, the air filled with trumpets.
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He hated the stench.
The streamers, he could live with, if he absolutely had to. The almost freed bosoms of nearly every tavern girl flouncing around, he could accept with a smile. Even all the incessant laughter, filling up an otherwise acceptable day so that a man could hardly think two straight thoughts to himself, he could handle.
But the stench. That foul, earthy stench that spewed forth from every one of the peasants...it was torture. What was the point of lifting oneself above it all if you simply had to squirm around in it again every time the daft fools decided to celebrate something? If he had had his way, Prince Johnathan would have simply tossed out a handful of uncooked meat for the beggars to grin over and slammed the castle door shut again. But Johnathan was not the one in charge of such decisions. He was simply responsible for showing up, looking decent, and trying not to gag as the peasants wobbled before the throne he sat in (next to his brother, the King's) and slurred out their greetings.
It was awfully boring and smelled terrible, but at least there were plenty of women doing their very best to ensure good fertility in the coming year. Some of them were wearing more lucky plants than blouse, and this suited Johnathan just fine.
And then, of course, there was the matter of the King's cunning plan. That should make the day more interesting.
"Gisbourne," His Majesty called idly, having seated himself with a most regal air and surveying the festival as one might a masquerade of children. "Gisbourne, do tell us...is all prepared, as we requested?"
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Still sitting with Edouard, Robyn's eyes had begun to gleam. Like all others in the tavern, she had of course heard the trumpets. Heralding with great metallic joy the arrival of her foe. With the corners of her lips tugging in the shadow of an eager grin, she caught up Edouard's hand in her own and lightly pressed her lips to his knuckles. "I pray your pardon, Monsieur. There is a matter which calls for my presence outside...Or, won't you join me? I do believe the festivities are soon to begin. I'd loathe to think you miss them."
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