Why guitars are better then women!

[!asgard@destroyer!]

Ok I was searching around a Guitar website, when I found this little 'JEM'. This is the most truthful thing I have ever found and read, It is mind boggling and so amazing that I had to post it here. Well read it with caution, because it is very blunt and brutally honest. Enjoy guys.

WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN!

Guitars don't get pregnant.
You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
Guitars don't have parents.
Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
You can share your Guitar with your friends.
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you're late.
Guitars don't get headaches.
You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet it's mother.
The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.

Last but definitely not least...
If you decide to trade in your old Guitar, you don't have to give up everything you own.

[GhaKha]

a guitar cant have a conversation with you.
Guitar's dont have breasts.
You cant mate with a guitar.

But i suppose with your attitude youll be strumming on your own for a long time.

[Essa]

Oh wow. That actually made me laugh.
Tsk, Tsk.

[!asgard@destroyer!]

Sad to say, I'm happily married to my newest guitar which makes me an 'Electric bigamist'. But yes, I plan on staying single for a while in which I'm glad. I hate relationships and all the trouble it brings, meeting the parents, the first argument about something stupid, Etc.

Plus I'm really sort of a loner, all I need is my axe, a pick and my amp. Nothing more, nothing less.

On a side note, I fucking sleep with my guitars so does that say something? XD

[StandardFiend]

Awesome post. Five stars. Rock on!

[coco4994]

LMFAO.
I love this post, though most girls are supposed to find it offensive, or some crap like that.
Anyways, you made my thursday - or whatever day this is.

[RedDyeC8]

HAHA that was great, I loved it. I've been playing the guitar for about 2 years now and I'm pretty good. When I'm bored, there's nothing better than picking up my guitar, and playing a few songs, or jammin' with my friends.

LMFAO.
I love this post, though most girls are supposed to find it offensive, or some crap like that.
Anyways, you made my thursday - or whatever day this is.

Haha thats great, you sound like the kind of girl I like, the one that never gets pissy about every little thing lol. hard to find but way better lol. Anyway..... adios