On Shadow's Vengeance, near The Fire of Grishnak
Alerien could feel the excitement starting to bubble inside of him as he manoeuvred the small stealth craft into the docking port on the Black Confederate ship. It was the thrill he always got before he did something risky and possibly deadly. And he loved it. Tonight, more than a hundred Orcs and Goblins would fall into Death's cold, hungry grasp, where they rightly belonged. This was one tiny level in a massive game of vengeance. Only the game was real. And there were unlimited hours of play. Well, almost unlimited. The game would end when all of the filthy, green-skinned grime were wiped off the face of this universe. And there were a lot of those. Quite a lot.
After he docked the Shadow and had turned on the wireless aerial, he set to work on hacking the ship. It was easy. Nothing more than a few 56-digit codes, which his computer quickly solved by running through all of the possible combinations in a few seconds, and a gel fingerprint scanner. He simply entered a few numerical values for that. Black Confederates stored fingerprint data as a unique set of numbers. Quite a stupid thing to do. But then, they were Orcs and Goblins. You couldn't expect much of them. Now, everything electronic on the ship (which was practically everything, even the bins vaporised the junk) was laid open at his fingertips, ready to do what he wanted. After scrolling down the list of devices, he found the one he was looking for. Pest Disposal. After opening it, he found the action. Fumigate ship? By golly, yes. He clicked, and sat back, waiting. Usually, the ship crew would be alerted of the pest cleanout and wear masks until the gas was flushed out into space. But not this time. A lot of pests would be disposed of in a few minutes. And not of the insect variety.
On The Fire of Grishnak
The Commander was lying back in his bed, reading a book. He had always enjoyed human novels, and had arranged a secret deal with some major book publishers. He would arrange the unfortunate disappearance of the authors whose books failed to sell, in exchange for the latest thrillers. This one was a ripper, and he had just started! While he perused the black lines of page 32, he was already being scared to bits by the gory description of a contract killing. His body had started to shake uncontrollably, and his vision was flashing. God, this book is amazing! Where'd they get this technology? He would have been right if he had thought next, Well, sir, they actually got it from your pest fumigation system. Oh, and I forgot to mention, Cyanide is incredibly effective for cleaning out a ship. Just thought you'd like to know. Unfortunately for the pursuit of universal enlightenment, this thought never occurred to him. At least, not while he was alive. When he was looking back in the other world, he probably did realise what had really happened. But while he existed on this mortal plane, this is what happened: he dropped the book, his hands jerking. He couldn't stop it. Then, he fell off the bed, and had a heart attack. He fell unconscious. Then, his soul left the bindings of the earthly cosmos. This was also what happened for the other 137 crew members on the ship. And a few thousand pests.
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