How NOT to roleplay

Kira Walker · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Kira Walker** on Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:36 pm

(Holy crapzors, excellent DC xD)

DCLXVI · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **DCLXVI** on Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:39 pm

Kira Walker wrote:(Holy crapzors, excellent DC xD)

[]Yeah, and that was all hand done. No online converters. And on top of that: It actually says something.[]

TheAlmightyForkNinja · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **TheAlmightyForkNinja** on Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:49 pm

((can i lyk jooin this souper kewl rp u guys?))

DCLXVI · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **DCLXVI** on Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:10 pm

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gygsuelo86 · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **gygsuelo86** on Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:55 pm

hey, i wanna join two

they'rez no ch@rcter sh33t thingmabob, so i make own mine own own

Name: Sarah Ann Rose Moonstargoddessyay!
Age: 456988323656 (Or liek 16 1/2 and 27 days in Human years)
Appearance:

but leik her hair is black and she wears black all the teim and liek she has red eyes.
Bio: I' tell in da stori

ok so like one day Sarah came from another dimension and saw a turtle with bat wings and took it home and ate it then went to sleep then had a dream

Discipline · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Discipline** on Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:00 pm

gygsuelo86 wrote:hey, i wanna join two

they'rez no ch@rcter sh33t thingmabob, so i make own mine own own

Name: Sarah Ann Rose Moonstargoddessyay!
Age: 456988323656 (Or liek 16 1/2 and 27 days in Human years)
Appearance:
but leik her hair is black and she wears black all the teim and liek she has red eyes.
Bio: I' tell in da stori

ok so like one day Sarah came from another dimension and saw a turtle with bat wings and took it home and ate it then went to sleep then had a dream

((Zomg. I could never make anything so ironic and sarcastically funny.))

TheAlmightyForkNinja · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **TheAlmightyForkNinja** on Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:16 pm

ten forky appeered & pwned em all w/th the aardvarks of d00m!!!

DCLXVI · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **DCLXVI** on Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:27 pm

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TheAlmightyForkNinja · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **TheAlmightyForkNinja** on Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:39 pm

& then she lyk 8 teh anoyin symbols that Dc-sumthin-a-nudder rote.

DCLXVI · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **DCLXVI** on Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:01 pm

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Blaze Damascus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Blaze Damascus** on Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:32 pm

Angel_Melfina wrote:hello my naem is rachel luanne rachelle jessica jennifer corbin III but i go by lexi and i liek to paryt and drikn akohawl

lexi nows sue b/c she is a frind of herz they been frinds since they was little girls but lexi has no mom dad she stays wiht sue her best frind.

lol u tk him to da bar?

Blade_Dancer · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Blade_Dancer** on Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:34 am

Al off a sudeen. Jimmy the amoeba and his chpre apared on teh roof off the wite hose. Jimmy going down and meetingness the prezident man.

"I wanting rulering teh UZA mrs pretident" Jimmy saying with seriousity.
"U kan have butt gime som kash" the mrs dude saying.
"I´m Kicking ur asses" Jimmy sayingness as he killer prezident dude.
"HA...N00B. Learn how to doing stuffness!!!"

"Jimmy da prezidenting!!"

Corpus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Corpus** on Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:59 am

Ok guys, this example will pown all of your examples. Read this story (I got from my friend who got it from this webby). Hilarious.

So there I was, right? It was me against a crapload of Alliance dudes, right? Oh, and my mates were there too. We were in some kind of battlefield, probably Arathi Gulch... or Alterac Basin.

Then, there was, like, a dramatic effect, right? Leaf blowing in the background, or a drummer... uh... drumming. And all of a sudden, like, we were charging, right? And I was like, "RAAAAAAAAAH!" and they were like, "RAAAAAH!" And we ran at each other, and we all had, like, huge, gargantuan muscles. Muscles the size of horses, but the gnomes had muscles the size of ponies.

So we were like, "RAAAAAAAH!" at each other, right? And did I mention the muscles? Because there were like, huge muscles. If I had to guess how much muscles there were in that fight, I would say around... 78.3% of the total biomass in the battle was, like, purely muscles.

Then this gnome hit me on the head with a halberd and, like, a *@!#load of sparks flew off. Like, so many sparks it blinds you, like... y'ever see when a dude's blowtorching something? Like, really really hard? And there were sparks. Oh, and by the way, I was wearing a helmet. Not one of those douchebag helmets, but it was, like, a totally badass sallet helm... no, wait, it was a bascinet. But it also had a sick-ass visor and ram horns that were like, they were like saying to the world, "biatch. You better not mess with this, biatch!"

Where was I? Did I mention the muscles? There was, like, 78.3% muscles. Oh, and sparks. Lots of sparks.

Anyways, I survived the blow, because of my helmet, which had a sickass visor. And I was like, "biatch! You better not mess with this, biatch!" and I hit him with my huge-ass claymore. It was, like, HUGE and, like, ASS. And it had muscles on it... because it's magical... so it also had, like, sick fire. Blue fire, so it was all magical, right? Oh, and muscles.

Anyways, that gnome flew, like, fifty meters into the river, which was red by now, because a *@!#load of people with, like, a *@!#load of muscles were fighting on it. He died, I think.

Then this mage was like, "biatch! You better not mess with this, biatch!" and she threw like, an insane fireball at me. It was, seriously, the size of an elephant, right? And I was like, "oh sh-!" and I jumped out of the way, pumping my huge sick-ass leg muscles, right? But the fireball hit one of my mates and he was like "argh! I've been wounded!" And then I was like, "Olaf?! Olaf!!!!!! Noooooo!" and he died... with his muscles.

And then I was like, "you're making me angry! You won't like me when I'm angry!" And then I was like, "RAAAAAAAAAAH!" and I charged that mage (oh, and she had muscles too). And then I hit her like fifty... bajillion times, right? And she died, right? Because I hit her fifty bajillion times, you see? And my sword had muscles too. That was probably the last thing she saw. Or maybe it was my badass pickelhaube... no, wait, it was a sallet helmet. With badass ram horns that were like "biatch, you better not mess with this, biatch!"

And they had like, fifty guys on me at once, right? But I used, like, my gargantuan muscles to fend them off. And then I was like, "you! SHALL NOT PASS!" and I speared this paladin on my sword, right? Then I pulled out my pistol... oh, I had a pistol, by the way... and I shot this felhunter in the face.

And then we done won the day single-handedly due to my, like, huge, enormous muscles.

(So anyone want to post their praise for my, like, totally kickass @%#@*in' story? Or criticism? But, like, constructive only, kk?)

Corpus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Corpus** on Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:06 am

Hilarious right?

Corpus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Corpus** on Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:15 am

triple posting

Corpus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Corpus** on Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:37 am

me iz good, posted for timz now. beet uz suckerz

Blade_Dancer · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Blade_Dancer** on Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:18 am

lol...nice....some times a picturing can shopw moer dan words can description XD

this be the ultimate shorty storrying...need no words, use brain if u possesing one:

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/50/121 ... 706ps0.jpg

Angel_Melfina · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Angel_Melfina** on Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:30 am

dc i cnat undersatdn anthyn u say u beter start typein in engring

corpus taht story is to long i aint guna read it b/c im 2 tired nad i cnat red good

blade damacsus i love bar letz have our charies go 2 da bar

lexi blew off her frind b/c she hadt menchuned her in her lsat post neways and met blade at a bar she ordered fdrinks all round the hous b/c she had lotz of mony even tho she waz a orfan she kept orderng moar drink for evry1 and then she finlly had 2 much and past out on the flor out of her chair

DCLXVI · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **DCLXVI** on Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:03 am

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Blade_Dancer · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Blade_Dancer** on Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:36 am

Gimmy is now da man.

After kill de hat of the UZA Jimy going to eating launch. Him finder som gretest restraunt and eatingness for yes-free. After good fooding. Jimmy goesing into bar to had a drunk. He walker in and acter toughness. "Gime someone to drinkable!"

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