Do you have an alien race sitting in the dusty files in your computer? Simply because you can't find someone who wants to play the vanilla human to interact with said race?
Look no farther! I am a willing to play a human male ready to be tangle in the world of mystery and awe. To be slapped around by an entity who is ready to tear him limb from limb. (though I hope you don't, he is so hard to sew back together)
My fighter pilot is ready to deliver such gems as this:
Yolo wrote:"Why am I here?" He laughed dryly looking up. "Because I got out of bed. Because I lost the roll of the dice. Because the universe hates me. Take your pick." He lowered his gaze to her again. "The truth? A phantom boogie and I was the smuck that got to go looking for it. I have had three tours, you know. Crash one ship and everyone is up in arms, they kick me to border patrol like a first year rookie. I have had three hundred hours fly time under my belt. Does that give me any say? No, I am choking down rat jerky and dodging space rocks looking for a blip on a screen that isn't there."
and:
Yolo wrote:"Yes, that is what I said," he stated, he was really glad that he wasn't the only one standing neck deep in confusion. They were really good at acting or they really had no idea what he was talking about. He didn't know if he should cheer or cry.
He wrinkled his nose at the thought of what they would be offering him to eat. He sniffed an armpit and the hint of freshening up, he wasn't that rank, he had his allotted five minute shower a few days ago. He still smelt of burnt wires and...something else.
So, dust off those files, start your engines and glide your way to respond to my desperate plead for some epic plots with plots and twists and snappy/confuse the alien replies.
See you out there!
