Welcome to the Asylum for the mentally ill and phsycologically deranged (in other words WELCOME ALL LOONY'S!)
This is Stanley house- NO RICHARD NOT STANLEY'S HOUSE, STANLEY HOUSE- a care home for people with mental health problems.
Did I mention we have a very nice Cafe? Our special today is fish and chips
Brain: You hate fish.
SO I DO!
Anyways, you have been sent here by family, friends, careworkers, guardians, flying fish...whoever you want really-
Brain: What's with all the fish comments today?
DEAR COD will you shut up?!?!
Brain:...
thank you. Now, where were we? Ah yes, the asylum has been around for a number of centuries, so as you can imagine the building is antique, very old and delicate-
Brain: You mean It's falling apart?
Quiet you. As I was saying, the building's not exactly what you would call modern- and therefore, it consists of many rooms, attics and basements alike, and can hold alot of people.
YOU ARE THE PATIENTS (or carers if you really want to be) and your job is to go through each day in this house being as crazy as possible, depending on what your 'illness' may be.
So, can you step it up and embrace the challenge? Who knows, but meanwhile, the asylum awaits...
RULES<<<Are huge and bold and underlined and meant to be intimidating as per-usual, however telling you that does kind of ruin the effect...
1)NO evilness, I hate that- I just hate it OKAY?!? You want a fight? Take it elsewher, better still- LEAVE THIS ROLEPLAY!
2)Unless you are a carer or patient you are not allowed to just enter the asyluma nd roam around at your leisure, visiting times only please.
3) NO TEXT TALK! I DESPISE TEXT TALK! nnfink like dis coz i h8 it so mch -GOT THAT?
4)Me and DyingHere are GODS of this rp, okay? SO whatever we say GOES ^^
5) Mech, Romance is alright, but please none of us want puke staine docmputers so if it's going to get 'physical' and you KNOW what I mean by that, then please, pm eachother or something gross like that
6)NO GODMODDING, nuhuh, nada, NO!
7)EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS, but for those who haven't guessed yet, no-one post on the IC until YOUR OOC HAS BEEN ACCEPTED m'kay?
YOU MAY ONLY HAVE ONE ILLNESS/MENTAL PROBLEM/DISORDER
9) Most importantly, have a ball dudes (NOT like that Charlie you sex crazed nincompoop!)
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