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"Dear diary: as I sit atop this unworthy steed and write of my petty adventures in lands of the fleshy beings, I cannot help but notice the putrid smells of the countryside. It must have been at least two weeks since we were sent from the Heavens, and then some other places (Lord Razet comes from the very bowels of Dement Isle). I have not showered, I have not eaten, I have not slept -I needn't do any of these things, but regardless, they add a fine dramatical effect-; I fear for the worse; it may be that my beauty diminishes in this poor environment, what without celestial winds constantly blowing on my face. Oh, how I long to return to my lands-- were it not for Father's intentions to save these wretches, we would not be here today, not eating, nor showering, nor sleeping. The saddest part is that in which I must get my attire dirty for these... Lumpleys! Lumpleys of dragon excrement, I tell you, Diary. I must be going now, there is a fork in the road in which I must stop to contemplate my beauty with the background of either path. Repulsive, dirt-stained shows of affection. Signed, Lady Mersevel."
"Eh, powdered pastry! How about ye take a look at the map and tell us where Teynera lies?"
The vain goddess was roughly shaken by the shout, utterly stunned the following moments. When she regained her composure, she received the map indignant, opening it find every land ever chiseled in the Woods of the World. Being the intelligent personality she was, it was without looking she picked the way they'd take. Her fluffy pink robes rustled with her horse's trot, making all sorts of sounds as they departed for Terre, the magic sealing forest. They were traveling to their dooms, surely, as the magical properties of the forest consisted, curiously enough, in negating magical properties, and in the case of a god, this would render them comatose until they could leave, however that might be.
Taking the other path, past the rural outskirts of Teynera, past even the suburb-like clusters of homes, past several landmarks and the Royal Merchant House in Vetler, we reach the very center of Teynera. It is here that peasants drone, travelers pass by, artists come to write of the beautiful Palace of Prosperity, bards write songs of its grandeur, and quite literally above them all, an unlucky queen was left with a dead husband and an alliance to restore for the good of her nation.
Inside the Palace of Prosperity, Queen Elimare's sleeping chambers.
An air of sorrow, dread, speculation, amongst other ghosts seemed to waft in the air, chilling the temperature of that one room. That room had seen brilliant decisions be made, ideas be had, countless restless nights, and to date, one murder. There was a spot of blood in the beige walls that had never been fully cleaned. It was, despite all the tragedy, a ludicrous room - with most of its abundant adornments made of gold, silver, and encrusted with precious gems. The scent of incense and honey did little to mask the bitter tears of the aging queen. Elimare was desperate for many reasons, but currently most relevant was the coming of her land's saviors, a group of gods said to come in a blurry prophecy. She'd had the 'honor' of meeting with one, which had served as their scout during the path from the Heavens to Teynera, who'd said he'd gather them and bring them to the palace. Forever faithful in her beliefs, she'd given him a pair of her most precious gems which would serve as his proof of visiting her.
Inside the Lady Binge bar.
"Hahaha." Proud and fulfilled, the hearty laugh came from a young man that approached the Lady Binge bar. A vulgar structure, it was decorated with various statues of women, enchanted to dance in the rooftop of the place: these often led to very fun images, most involving disoriented drunkards. His stride was tall, slow, the shoulders just swaying front and back rhythmically. The clothes worn were a commoner's, yet oddly bulgy in certain spots, most noticeably the calves of his trousers. "
The young man opened the twin wooden doors without knocking - he was right at home! Stepping in, he glanced around the bar. "If it isn't my favorite whelps! Fat-headed pirates galore! Ahoy everyone!" Tee guffawed, secretly happy to see the party of four pirates, all as he described, for the most part. Actually, three of them had protruding guts and the other was as built as the other three should have been together. "Your favorite card player has arrived. How are ya doing, fellas?"
"Yer exactly why we get landsick, boy! Gr'w yer sea legs 'fore comin' ter us 'fer a game!"
"Yeah? Well you should grow some REAL legs 'for yer comin' ter-- UGH! I can't talk in your crummy pirate tongue. I'll deal the first round: land-man?" Suggesting, and forcing the game, they were to play land-man, a game specific to Teynera and Narlo's quirky card habits. Mostly played by the vicious and the ruffians, it was actually rather innocent. They begun the first hand, with Tee dealing five cards to each of the men and raising his index finger. "Red ace, land-man in six cards." The card was returned to the bottom of the deck and he proceeded to set a card on the table. Followed by the rest of the men, they quickly started to litter the table with piles of gold and other valuable trinkets.
Two minutes later, Tee was struck with an annoying sensation near his back, it was a small breeze blowing into his shirt. Ignored in exchange for victory, he stared at the six cards on the table - three 7's, a pair of 5's and a 3. "Take the three 7s, add these other three and you've got four pirates that are going home without another round of beer!"
"Ye won't be ser lucky this next hand, lad."
The sensation got far more uncomfortable, Tee turned around violently. A girl sat behind him, and had been tugging at his robe top for a good four minutes now. "Good day, sir. I am very sorry to bother you, or detract you from your game. I see that you are playing land-man; I was wondering if you and your... Friends, would allow me to play a few hands with you?" Tee let out a chortle, eying her: lanky, with a tome titled 'Land-man extraordinare'.
"You know how to play, kid?"
"Sir, I am afraid you are mistaking me for somebody else. I am not a kid, but yes, I do indeed, know how to play land-man, if only a little."
"Hand's at 10 coins, there going to be... Six of us playing so the pot's..."
"Sixty gold coins for a hand winner if we are playing by standard rules, my good man."
"Hmph. Just take a seat."
The next round commenced, which had the 'woman' introduce herself as Selere to the gang of pirates, and their company. It wasn't even a full rotation when a devious smirk was let out of her round face. "Gwah haw haw, der lassie think she got something err?" She smiled politely, instantly changing her visage to a more serious one. Wearing a lily colored robe and a hood, she certainly didn't look like the kind to frequent bars or pubs. This was quickly evidenced when a bartender walked by their table, serving her a cup of berry juice and a fistful of milk candies. "Would anyone like some candy? These are delightful." All four pirates chuckled heartily - it was a nice change of pace, so much that they'd even considered not taking her money when she lost. The hand ended, and much to everyone but Selere's surprise, she laid down a pair of aces and a number 6 to make land-man.
"The girl has good luck!"
"I do believe so. Gentlemen, are we set for another round?" Look at me, playing with these smelly people to be able to buy candy. But ooh! Whenever I taste one of these, or cookies, or pastry, or anything else made sweet to my palate it just... It just makes it all worth the while. I do wonder where Sage Arlett may have run off to. Last I knew, he searched for a some goldback rats to feed the highlander dragon in the yard. Her thoughts wandered off in a sip of berry juice.