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by Axle on Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:15 am
Rules, explanation and whatnot: The bacon is indestructible and regenerates itself (You can eat it all you want, and it just keeps coming!). Players are invincible (Yes, you can have your car blown up with you in it, and enjoy it too!). Steal the bacon! How to do so; Step 1., post in response to the person who posted before you. Step 2., in said post that you are posting, describe how you take the bacon from said player (violence and mayhem are encouraged. Remember, WE'RE ALL INVINCIBLE...). Step 3., enjoy owning the bacon until someone takes it!
Wash, Rinse, Repeat.
ENJOY!
Note: For purposes of the game, the bacon can have some kind of magical draw to it or whatever, and cause players to become umm, well, EXTREMELY possessive of it. Like, Smiegel and The Ring possessive... Well, maybe not THAT possessive, but, you get the idea.. IT'S FREAKIN' MAGICAL BACON MAN!!! XD
Axle was walking in the park one day, looking up at the birds and the blue sky. He smiled, and took a bite from the hot dog he'd just bought from a vendor. His smile quickly turned to a frown, then a grimace, as he spit out the bite he'd took. "Blech, nasty dog, must be spoiled.." Axle mumbled, throwing the hot dog to some pigeons.
A moment later, Axle was passing by a picnic table. The occupants had just gotten up and started playing catch a few moments earlier, and Axle noticed an amazing looking BLT sandwich sitting there. Completely untouched. Just sitting there. Unguarded. 'Hmmm, that looks damn good...' Axle thought to himself, circling around a tree and eye balling the group playing catch. Axle walked by the table again, and snatched the BLT while the others were occupied.
After walking a few feet, Axle took a bite. It was delicious! Especially that bacon! "MMmmmm! Oh my GOD! This is bomb!" Axle declared, and just when he went to take another bite, he noticed something strange. The strips of bacon were GROWING! Well, more correctly, regenerating... Replacing the piece Axle had bitten off! "Wooowww... Magic bacon?.. I gotta show this to Amber! She'll never believe me if I just text her about it!" So, with that, Axle started heading back to his apartment on the other side of the city, to show his girlfriend the apparently magical bacon he'd come across.
It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to achieve anything. -My attitude on life-
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