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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Mattyman24 on Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:48 am

Heres a good game, post a sentence, it dont matter if its long or short, just post a sentence. And then the next person posts a sentence and the next one and so on. Heres an example:
Poster 1 posts- Barbara went to the hairdressers.
Poster 2 posts- Barbara went to the hairdressers. She liked the hairdressers.
Poster 3 posts- Barbara went to the hairdressers. She liked the hairdressers. They cut your hair, you know.
And so on, like that.

TIP- Copy and paste the other words, its easier.
Ill start.

Neddy ate an apple.
"Never read my posts. If I tell you not to you probably will anyway. If you do though, you will have read it, which means you will have ignored my comment at the start of this sentence. Which means you will have read it and just done the same thing that I told you not to do that you did. Which you will again, until you ignore the thing you are reading now which you will repeat, and you wont be doing the wrong thing because you already ignored the right thing, which is totally wrong."

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Sky Harper on Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:58 am

Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one.
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yeah thats it, well done.
Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Deception on Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:08 am

Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan.
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Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Deception on Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:05 am

Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted. One day Bobo was eating a waffle, a buttermilk waffle with syrup cause that's how true waffles should be, and while he was eating this waffle, a pancake came dressed in a ninja costume and beat him up for killing Neddy.

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Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted. One day Bobo was eating a waffle, a buttermilk waffle with syrup cause that's how true waffles should be, and while he was eating this waffle, a pancake came dressed in a ninja costume and beat him up for killing Neddy.
After the pancake beat Bobo to a pulp, Bobo died, and as the pancake shed his ninja costume a big red juicy apple jumped out from behind a tree dressed as a knight ready to slay the pancake!
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Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted. One day Bobo was eating a waffle, a buttermilk waffle with syrup cause that's how true waffles should be, and while he was eating this waffle, a pancake came dressed in a ninja costume and beat him up for killing Neddy. Bobo ran away and dug Neddy up again but a zombie came out and strangled him, Bobo died that day, he was buried in an unmarked grave, the zombie managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had commited.

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Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted. One day Bobo was eating a waffle, a buttermilk waffle with syrup cause that's how true waffles should be, and while he was eating this waffle, a pancake came dressed in a ninja costume and beat him up for killing Neddy. Bobo ran away and dug Neddy up again but a zombie came out and strangled him, Bobo died that day, he was buried in an unmarked grave, the zombie managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had commited. The next day the zombie was out scaring a village and eating young girl's brains.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Mkkidd on Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:10 pm

Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted. One day Bobo was eating a waffle, a buttermilk waffle with syrup cause that's how true waffles should be, and while he was eating this waffle, a pancake came dressed in a ninja costume and beat him up for killing Neddy. Bobo ran away and dug Neddy up again but a zombie came out and strangled him, Bobo died that day, he was buried in an unmarked grave, the zombie managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had commited. The next day the zombie was out scaring a village and eating young girl's brains. The Zombie choked on the frontal lobe of a young girls brain, against all odds the girl managed to survive with only the lower half of face intact and a large portion of her brain eaten, the Zombie died that day and the young girl burried him in an unmarked grave, she had to live with the horrificly dark deed she had commited.

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(ok i think we should stop doing the unmarked grave, but, if we get to like- a page is too long and one post lasts two pages, i will make... The Add On Story Two!)
Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted. One day Bobo was eating a waffle, a buttermilk waffle with syrup cause that's how true waffles should be, and while he was eating this waffle, a pancake came dressed in a ninja costume and beat him up for killing Neddy. Bobo ran away and dug Neddy up again but a zombie came out and strangled him, Bobo died that day, he was buried in an unmarked grave, the zombie managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had commited. The next day the zombie was out scaring a village and eating young girl's brains. The Zombie choked on the frontal lobe of a young girls brain, against all odds the girl managed to survive with only the lower half of face intact and a large portion of her brain eaten, the Zombie died that day and the young girl burried him in an unmarked grave, she had to live with the horrificly dark deed she had commited. One day the girl with half a head was eating an apple, a red apple, not a green one.

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Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted. One day Bobo was eating a waffle, a buttermilk waffle with syrup cause that's how true waffles should be, and while he was eating this waffle, a pancake came dressed in a ninja costume and beat him up for killing Neddy. Bobo ran away and dug Neddy up again but a zombie came out and strangled him, Bobo died that day, he was buried in an unmarked grave, the zombie managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had commited. The next day the zombie was out scaring a village and eating young girl's brains. The Zombie choked on the frontal lobe of a young girls brain, against all odds the girl managed to survive with only the lower half of face intact and a large portion of her brain eaten, the Zombie died that day and the young girl burried him in an unmarked grave, she had to live with the horrificly dark deed she had commited. One day the girl with half a head was eating an apple, a red apple, not a green one.
And then Bob Saget came out and took the girl to Mianus (pronounced: my anus) Connecticut, where he would take her to his house to only show her that Neddy was there and faked his own death!

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Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted. One day Bobo was eating a waffle, a buttermilk waffle with syrup cause that's how true waffles should be, and while he was eating this waffle, a pancake came dressed in a ninja costume and beat him up for killing Neddy. Bobo ran away and dug Neddy up again but a zombie came out and strangled him, Bobo died that day, he was buried in an unmarked grave, the zombie managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had commited. The next day the zombie was out scaring a village and eating young girl's brains. The Zombie choked on the frontal lobe of a young girls brain, against all odds the girl managed to survive with only the lower half of face intact and a large portion of her brain eaten, the Zombie died that day and the young girl burried him in an unmarked grave, she had to live with the horrificly dark deed she had commited. One day the girl with half a head was eating an apple, a red apple, not a green one.
And then Bob Saget came out and took the girl to Mianus (pronounced: my anus) Connecticut, where he would take her to his house to only show her that Neddy was there and faked his own death! The girl was confused, after all she had no eyes and could not see neddy, The girl realized it was a lie and Bob Saget used Neddy as an accuse to lure her to Mianus and force her to be on a remake of Full House as Michelle Tanner.

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Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted. One day Bobo was eating a waffle, a buttermilk waffle with syrup cause that's how true waffles should be, and while he was eating this waffle, a pancake came dressed in a ninja costume and beat him up for killing Neddy. Bobo ran away and dug Neddy up again but a zombie came out and strangled him, Bobo died that day, he was buried in an unmarked grave, the zombie managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had commited. The next day the zombie was out scaring a village and eating young girl's brains. The Zombie choked on the frontal lobe of a young girls brain, against all odds the girl managed to survive with only the lower half of face intact and a large portion of her brain eaten, the Zombie died that day and the young girl burried him in an unmarked grave, she had to live with the horrificly dark deed she had commited. One day the girl with half a head was eating an apple, a red apple, not a green one.
And then Bob Saget came out and took the girl to Mianus (pronounced: my anus) Connecticut, where he would take her to his house to only show her that Neddy was there and faked his own death! The girl was confused, after all she had no eyes and could not see neddy, The girl realized it was a lie and Bob Saget used Neddy as an accuse to lure her to Mianus and force her to be on a remake of Full House as Michelle Tanner. She murdered Bob Saget and ran away to Mias (pronounced My Ass) to live their forever with a vampire called Homer Simpson.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Mkkidd on Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:56 am

Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted. One day Bobo was eating a waffle, a buttermilk waffle with syrup cause that's how true waffles should be, and while he was eating this waffle, a pancake came dressed in a ninja costume and beat him up for killing Neddy. Bobo ran away and dug Neddy up again but a zombie came out and strangled him, Bobo died that day, he was buried in an unmarked grave, the zombie managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had commited. The next day the zombie was out scaring a village and eating young girl's brains. The Zombie choked on the frontal lobe of a young girls brain, against all odds the girl managed to survive with only the lower half of face intact and a large portion of her brain eaten, the Zombie died that day and the young girl burried him in an unmarked grave, she had to live with the horrificly dark deed she had commited. One day the girl with half a head was eating an apple, a red apple, not a green one.
And then Bob Saget came out and took the girl to Mianus (pronounced: my anus) Connecticut, where he would take her to his house to only show her that Neddy was there and faked his own death! The girl was confused, after all she had no eyes and could not see neddy, The girl realized it was a lie and Bob Saget used Neddy as an accuse to lure her to Mianus and force her to be on a remake of Full House as Michelle Tanner. She murdered Bob Saget and ran away to Mias (pronounced My Ass) to live their forever with a vampire called Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson was a nice man for the most part, and an even nicer vampire, despite his name he was not the star of the hit series 'the Simpsons' in fact he was quite the opposite, old and very skinny with no real hair and he always seemed to silently stalk around the house in a black robe with elbows drawn to his chest and hands limp at the wrists, his face was ugly and two long fangs hung from his always agape mouth, one night during supper the Girl choked on waffle she was eating with Buttermilk syrup and died leaving homer alone, well except for her corpse which he kept around for company.

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Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted. One day Bobo was eating a waffle, a buttermilk waffle with syrup cause that's how true waffles should be, and while he was eating this waffle, a pancake came dressed in a ninja costume and beat him up for killing Neddy. Bobo ran away and dug Neddy up again but a zombie came out and strangled him, Bobo died that day, he was buried in an unmarked grave, the zombie managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had commited. The next day the zombie was out scaring a village and eating young girl's brains. The Zombie choked on the frontal lobe of a young girls brain, against all odds the girl managed to survive with only the lower half of face intact and a large portion of her brain eaten, the Zombie died that day and the young girl burried him in an unmarked grave, she had to live with the horrificly dark deed she had commited. One day the girl with half a head was eating an apple, a red apple, not a green one.
And then Bob Saget came out and took the girl to Mianus (pronounced: my anus) Connecticut, where he would take her to his house to only show her that Neddy was there and faked his own death! The girl was confused, after all she had no eyes and could not see neddy, The girl realized it was a lie and Bob Saget used Neddy as an accuse to lure her to Mianus and force her to be on a remake of Full House as Michelle Tanner. She murdered Bob Saget and ran away to Mias (pronounced My Ass) to live their forever with a vampire called Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson was a nice man for the most part, and an even nicer vampire, despite his name he was not the star of the hit series 'the Simpsons' in fact he was quite the opposite, old and very skinny with no real hair and he always seemed to silently stalk around the house in a black robe with elbows drawn to his chest and hands limp at the wrists, his face was ugly and two long fangs hung from his always agape mouth, one night during supper the Girl choked on waffle she was eating with Buttermilk syrup and died leaving homer alone, well except for her corpse which he kept around for company. One day homer was making a sandwich, a cheese sandwich, when he heard moans outside the front door, "Ill get it!" He shouted to noone and opened the front foor, there were zombies of Bobo, Neddy and the girl with half a head, who looked even more like a zombie saying, "Cheese" Then saying, "Sandwich" And they started to eat homer!

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Mkkidd on Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:11 am

Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted. One day Bobo was eating a waffle, a buttermilk waffle with syrup cause that's how true waffles should be, and while he was eating this waffle, a pancake came dressed in a ninja costume and beat him up for killing Neddy. Bobo ran away and dug Neddy up again but a zombie came out and strangled him, Bobo died that day, he was buried in an unmarked grave, the zombie managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had commited. The next day the zombie was out scaring a village and eating young girl's brains. The Zombie choked on the frontal lobe of a young girls brain, against all odds the girl managed to survive with only the lower half of face intact and a large portion of her brain eaten, the Zombie died that day and the young girl burried him in an unmarked grave, she had to live with the horrificly dark deed she had commited. One day the girl with half a head was eating an apple, a red apple, not a green one.
And then Bob Saget came out and took the girl to Mianus (pronounced: my anus) Connecticut, where he would take her to his house to only show her that Neddy was there and faked his own death! The girl was confused, after all she had no eyes and could not see neddy, The girl realized it was a lie and Bob Saget used Neddy as an accuse to lure her to Mianus and force her to be on a remake of Full House as Michelle Tanner. She murdered Bob Saget and ran away to Mias (pronounced My Ass) to live their forever with a vampire called Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson was a nice man for the most part, and an even nicer vampire, despite his name he was not the star of the hit series 'the Simpsons' in fact he was quite the opposite, old and very skinny with no real hair and he always seemed to silently stalk around the house in a black robe with elbows drawn to his chest and hands limp at the wrists, his face was ugly and two long fangs hung from his always agape mouth, one night during supper the Girl choked on waffle she was eating with Buttermilk syrup and died leaving homer alone, well except for her corpse which he kept around for company. One day homer was making a sandwich, a cheese sandwich, when he heard moans outside the front door, "Ill get it!" He shouted to noone and opened the front foor, there were zombies of Bobo, Neddy and the girl with half a head, who looked even more like a zombie saying, "Cheese" Then saying, "Sandwich" And they started to eat homer! Homer Screamed yet did nothing as they devoured him, little did the three zombies know Homer was carrying an ancient alien in his chest, it suddenly sprang outward through Homer's rib bones and organs and scurried out the open door into the city a few miles away, taking with it the very essence of homer's vampire making abilities, this caused the Zombie's great distress as everyone knows Zombies and Vampires hate one another and the Zombies did not want the alien biting and turning people into vampires!

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Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted. One day Bobo was eating a waffle, a buttermilk waffle with syrup cause that's how true waffles should be, and while he was eating this waffle, a pancake came dressed in a ninja costume and beat him up for killing Neddy. Bobo ran away and dug Neddy up again but a zombie came out and strangled him, Bobo died that day, he was buried in an unmarked grave, the zombie managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had commited. The next day the zombie was out scaring a village and eating young girl's brains. The Zombie choked on the frontal lobe of a young girls brain, against all odds the girl managed to survive with only the lower half of face intact and a large portion of her brain eaten, the Zombie died that day and the young girl burried him in an unmarked grave, she had to live with the horrificly dark deed she had commited. One day the girl with half a head was eating an apple, a red apple, not a green one.
And then Bob Saget came out and took the girl to Mianus (pronounced: my anus) Connecticut, where he would take her to his house to only show her that Neddy was there and faked his own death! The girl was confused, after all she had no eyes and could not see neddy, The girl realized it was a lie and Bob Saget used Neddy as an accuse to lure her to Mianus and force her to be on a remake of Full House as Michelle Tanner. She murdered Bob Saget and ran away to Mias (pronounced My Ass) to live their forever with a vampire called Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson was a nice man for the most part, and an even nicer vampire, despite his name he was not the star of the hit series 'the Simpsons' in fact he was quite the opposite, old and very skinny with no real hair and he always seemed to silently stalk around the house in a black robe with elbows drawn to his chest and hands limp at the wrists, his face was ugly and two long fangs hung from his always agape mouth, one night during supper the Girl choked on waffle she was eating with Buttermilk syrup and died leaving homer alone, well except for her corpse which he kept around for company. One day homer was making a sandwich, a cheese sandwich, when he heard moans outside the front door, "Ill get it!" He shouted to noone and opened the front foor, there were zombies of Bobo, Neddy and the girl with half a head, who looked even more like a zombie saying, "Cheese" Then saying, "Sandwich" And they started to eat homer! Homer Screamed yet did nothing as they devoured him, little did the three zombies know Homer was carrying an ancient alien in his chest, it suddenly sprang outward through Homer's rib bones and organs and scurried out the open door into the city a few miles away, taking with it the very essence of homer's vampire making abilities, this caused the Zombie's great distress as everyone knows Zombies and Vampires hate one another and the Zombies did not want the alien biting and turning people into vampires! And so that became the start of the war between Vampires and Zombies, currently known as the War of the Bites, because both species have to bite humans to blood them- one day Zombie Neddy was eating a human head pretending it was an apple, it was a green human head, not a red one.

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Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted. One day Bobo was eating a waffle, a buttermilk waffle with syrup cause that's how true waffles should be, and while he was eating this waffle, a pancake came dressed in a ninja costume and beat him up for killing Neddy. Bobo ran away and dug Neddy up again but a zombie came out and strangled him, Bobo died that day, he was buried in an unmarked grave, the zombie managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had commited. The next day the zombie was out scaring a village and eating young girl's brains. The Zombie choked on the frontal lobe of a young girls brain, against all odds the girl managed to survive with only the lower half of face intact and a large portion of her brain eaten, the Zombie died that day and the young girl burried him in an unmarked grave, she had to live with the horrificly dark deed she had commited. One day the girl with half a head was eating an apple, a red apple, not a green one.
And then Bob Saget came out and took the girl to Mianus (pronounced: my anus) Connecticut, where he would take her to his house to only show her that Neddy was there and faked his own death! The girl was confused, after all she had no eyes and could not see neddy, The girl realized it was a lie and Bob Saget used Neddy as an accuse to lure her to Mianus and force her to be on a remake of Full House as Michelle Tanner. She murdered Bob Saget and ran away to Mias (pronounced My Ass) to live their forever with a vampire called Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson was a nice man for the most part, and an even nicer vampire, despite his name he was not the star of the hit series 'the Simpsons' in fact he was quite the opposite, old and very skinny with no real hair and he always seemed to silently stalk around the house in a black robe with elbows drawn to his chest and hands limp at the wrists, his face was ugly and two long fangs hung from his always agape mouth, one night during supper the Girl choked on waffle she was eating with Buttermilk syrup and died leaving homer alone, well except for her corpse which he kept around for company. One day homer was making a sandwich, a cheese sandwich, when he heard moans outside the front door, "Ill get it!" He shouted to noone and opened the front foor, there were zombies of Bobo, Neddy and the girl with half a head, who looked even more like a zombie saying, "Cheese" Then saying, "Sandwich" And they started to eat homer! Homer Screamed yet did nothing as they devoured him, little did the three zombies know Homer was carrying an ancient alien in his chest, it suddenly sprang outward through Homer's rib bones and organs and scurried out the open door into the city a few miles away, taking with it the very essence of homer's vampire making abilities, this caused the Zombie's great distress as everyone knows Zombies and Vampires hate one another and the Zombies did not want the alien biting and turning people into vampires! And so that became the start of the war between Vampires and Zombies, currently known as the War of the Bites, because both species have to bite humans to blood them- one day Zombie Neddy was eating a human head pretending it was an apple, it was a green human head, not a red one. Suddenly a 12FT tall vampiric Apple, a red, not a green one, swooped down from the shadows of an old building and began a fight to the death with Neddy.

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by Mkkidd on Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:03 am

Neddy ate an apple. It was a green apple, not a red one. It took Neddy took 39 bites to eat it. But as he went to take the last bite out of his apple, his best friend Bobo came up behind him and hit him upside the head with a frying pan. Neddy Died that day, he was burried in an unmarked grave, his friend managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had comitted. One day Bobo was eating a waffle, a buttermilk waffle with syrup cause that's how true waffles should be, and while he was eating this waffle, a pancake came dressed in a ninja costume and beat him up for killing Neddy. Bobo ran away and dug Neddy up again but a zombie came out and strangled him, Bobo died that day, he was buried in an unmarked grave, the zombie managed to carry on despite the dark deed he had commited. The next day the zombie was out scaring a village and eating young girl's brains. The Zombie choked on the frontal lobe of a young girls brain, against all odds the girl managed to survive with only the lower half of face intact and a large portion of her brain eaten, the Zombie died that day and the young girl burried him in an unmarked grave, she had to live with the horrificly dark deed she had commited. One day the girl with half a head was eating an apple, a red apple, not a green one.
And then Bob Saget came out and took the girl to Mianus (pronounced: my anus) Connecticut, where he would take her to his house to only show her that Neddy was there and faked his own death! The girl was confused, after all she had no eyes and could not see neddy, The girl realized it was a lie and Bob Saget used Neddy as an accuse to lure her to Mianus and force her to be on a remake of Full House as Michelle Tanner. She murdered Bob Saget and ran away to Mias (pronounced My Ass) to live their forever with a vampire called Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson was a nice man for the most part, and an even nicer vampire, despite his name he was not the star of the hit series 'the Simpsons' in fact he was quite the opposite, old and very skinny with no real hair and he always seemed to silently stalk around the house in a black robe with elbows drawn to his chest and hands limp at the wrists, his face was ugly and two long fangs hung from his always agape mouth, one night during supper the Girl choked on waffle she was eating with Buttermilk syrup and died leaving homer alone, well except for her corpse which he kept around for company. One day homer was making a sandwich, a cheese sandwich, when he heard moans outside the front door, "Ill get it!" He shouted to noone and opened the front foor, there were zombies of Bobo, Neddy and the girl with half a head, who looked even more like a zombie saying, "Cheese" Then saying, "Sandwich" And they started to eat homer! Homer Screamed yet did nothing as they devoured him, little did the three zombies know Homer was carrying an ancient alien in his chest, it suddenly sprang outward through Homer's rib bones and organs and scurried out the open door into the city a few miles away, taking with it the very essence of homer's vampire making abilities, this caused the Zombie's great distress as everyone knows Zombies and Vampires hate one another and the Zombies did not want the alien biting and turning people into vampires! And so that became the start of the war between Vampires and Zombies, currently known as the War of the Bites, because both species have to bite humans to blood them- one day Zombie Neddy was eating a human head pretending it was an apple, it was a green human head, not a red one. Suddenly a 12FT tall vampiric Apple, a red, not a green one, swooped down from the shadows of an old building and began a fight to the death with Neddy. Nedddy moaned loudly and suddenly a dozen zombies appeared out of nowhere and started to attack the 12FT tall vampiric Apple, the vampire didnt hesitate and bit a zombie in the neck, it flew into the air and transformed into a Zompire Apple!

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