The Past, The Present And The Future (Comedy)

Horatio Saumos stood up and adressed his servent, Larry. "Now, Larry, i want you to pop to medieval Tesco's and by me one of those new servent robots." Larry listened and nodded. "But, your majesty? Why the robot servant?" Horatio turned and laughed and stroked his big, bushy beard. "Well, to replace you of course!I mean, could you do a massage, comb my hair, pick my nose and rub my belly at the same time!" Larry pierced his eyes and stared at the king. "I will go and buy this robot, but we will compete and at the end you will choose the best one, deal?" Horatio liked the idea. "Deal."

One week later
Hello and welcome to Man VS Machine! The TV shouted. Today we have Robot Servant VS Servant! And you will be joining me, Barry Knols and Sir Horatio Saumos to see which is better, servant or robot servant!
One hour later
"Hm, let me see...i enjoyed the back scratcher with the robot, and the food by the human. But in the end...i am going to choose...The ROBOT!"
Larry gasped and fainted onto the floor. And we will see you next week, to see Robot Shop Owner VS Shop Owner! See you soon!
Horatio smiled and said to his new servant. "Robot, move this old servant out of the room and into the eletric dungeouns and if you do youll be having nuts and bolts for dinner!"