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Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

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p.sGRANNY RAMBO AINT NO JOKE , SHE IS STRAPPED FOR WAR

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Introduction

Goal to save the pride of the police forces of several nations, before their anti terrorist agencies boot us off the job, and we have to stare up in envy at the Counter Intelligence Bureaus like they kick more bronco rear than us.

Toggle Rules

1. Moon shall not slip into a cosplay outfit and speak in an ANIME voice. I intend to break this rule a thousand times, nuwahhaha!
2. Should Moon speak in Japanese, it must be translated to English; and all other german or any language with in the rp shall be put into English.
3. Lovechanningforever broke rule number three , haha , it was in the repair shop, they say its a goner. no biggie, i get a new one later. hehe.
4. Gina shall love channing tatum forever .. haha, easiest rule huh, and your favorite.
5. Moon shall not make a toilet scene without a few of those wet floor warning signs edited with a sharpie to include blood contamination, err , just keep the cleanup guys on speed dial. Wow I realized this sounds less like murder and more like explosive diarrhea. SO embarrassing.
6. All the other unspoken rules, blah blah , yadda yadda. Eh whatever.

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ENGLAND

ENGLAND by RolePlayGateway

If you do not have permission to be on The INTERPOL National Central Bureau property in London, enjoy your trip to every where else. There are plenty of regions to visit with their own sites and establishments.

International Police and Federal Embassies

International Police and Federal Embassies by miyavi mortifiedmoon

Several Nations house a headquarters for Fed agent gina and Interpol agent Moon; such as Lyon, France

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3 Characters Present

Character Portrait: Sando Lami Character Portrait: Deputy director Agent Eanuig Character Portrait: Rizali
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“There is no way you can tell me that is normal for kittens”, Rizalino pressed his hands to his lips, biting into to the tips of both left and right ring fingers, trying not to yell yet so very unnerved.
“No, you can’t blame me for this”, Maisie threw out some heavy accent, but in honesty it was her Australian trying incredibly hard to blend into a fake British kind. She caressed his cheek just behind his hand, done with such prowess, she snuck the move right between his wrists. “You know the cats, they get this way. Natural, all natural”, she seemed flustered as she tried desperately to convince him not to swipe her hand away, with a quite a pretty expression on her face.
“Just how much ice cream did you feed them”, Rizalino almost appeared to be crying with all that shock roaming his eyes, as he stepped back, jaw agape. A nice panicked gasp of possible screaming terror came about, as he turned to the counter top. His hands sprang out, palms up, fingers begging to the air for reasoning and some sort of calamity aversion.
“Only a little, but they seemed to really like it”, Her little squeal kind of brought a half believable tone to her voice, but then it went south from there or rather doubtful and not to be relied upon.
Rizalino picked through not one, not two, but three empty cartons of ice cream, ofcourse the bases were not even gleaming with melted left overs; licked up every drop. The tips of his ring finger and thumb clasped upon the carton ridge, hand trembling as he peered to the side at the noise his kittens were making during Maisie and Rizalino’s conversation.
“You don’t deserve to bounce around free, there is something not right with your self-control”, He gathered her hand, his finger tips along knuckles and there under. Rizalino reached for the back of his shirt with his other hand, and enclosed her wrists in the cuffs fetched at his rear pants pocket.
“Are we playing naughty cop, bad girl”, Maisie gave a sensual giggle before she licked her lips from the corner, “mm”. Her eyes widened, climbing up the route of all shame, she was pleading with quivering lips and subtle unwilling to be barred away nods, “You can’t be serious”. She grasped at his heart, with her profoundly tender tone, caring and affection showering through her touch upon his wrist and softly down the top of his hand, “to the bed please, not to the door”.
Maisie’s come on was interrupted and sorely mistaken as Rizalino guided her out the house. Her short period of intense emotional and limb activity of a specific entreating kind, was dominated by the newly conversion in her minds voice to an irrational or loving concept. The idea was his sudden lifting of her body off the ground into his arms felt nice, in her thought it was good to be there, even if this was something else for him.
Rizalino glanced down for a moment, when her cute whimpers had quieted down to absolute silence. “what were you freaking for? I’m not a cop“. He didn’t bother to open the car door, with her little curled form and her face nestling to his chest, he pulled her to a distance and lowered her into the seat through the passenger window.
As Rizalino stepped around the front hood, and entered the Lotus Elise, Mairie repositioned her self ,and slipped her cuffed wrists under her butt. He noticed her playing her toes in piano key manner across her cuffs, while he started the engine. “Can you do a little favor? Or a big one depending on how cross the froggie you are.”

“I’m not letting you go free, we went over this already, you are unfit for society”

“That’s not true, we did not agree on that; I can dispute and I shall.” Mairie gently shifted her feet under her bum, rose to turn along upon her knees, and tossed her arms around his neck. With a brief giggle she leaned in to his ear, “Please go to Miss Waerblith house, she needs help with the Groundsell lads”, she smiled perfectly, gleaming with lasciviousness, exulted for showing him his presentment’s lack of good sense.

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Rizali popped the key into the cuffs, releasing Mairie, and quickly opened his sun visor, dropping a pair of cuff from behind the shield. He snatched them out the air, and locked one end to Mairie’s wrist as she was unexpectedly happy to be out of the other pair. “Um, why did you switch out the cuffs?”, She had her gaze on the key, her little pout turning to a smile, as she carefully reached for it. Rizali snapped the cuffs to his steering wheel, clutching the key in a closed fist just as the metal and skin grazed Mairie’s touch.

“Those are my favorite cuffs”, His eyes glanced at the steering wheel as he responded, and then he faced her slipping in a wink before he exited the car, heading to the Groundsell’s front porch.

Waerblith let him in the house as he arrived at the door, her tone was quite spastic and then it saturated of intensity not short of stern, “Look, they were doing cocaine, and they were beating each other’s heads apart… but but, they’re better now. Boys the cops are here, you need to behave or you’re going to jail”

“ you cant use it for that, they don’t make em for tool purposes”, the Groundsell father knocked his knuckles on his son’s head, as Rizali stepped through the house and spotted the two out in the backyard.

“I made it myself, I want to use it for something”, the son descended into a romantic engagement, his sappy expression beaming, culminating with that soft grip he held his craft by.

“ok, go ahead try it your way! If it breaks, don’t make another one!”

“another hound or the.. “, The son stroked and patted his iron cast hound like it was a good little puppy.

“what are you two building?”, Rizali’s eyes seemed to sink back into his head as he looked over the bazaar chair like object before them, it had horribly placed nails with bent ends all throughout the support segments.

“well it’s a swing set with a bench, can’t you tell”, the father sprayed a generous amount of oil rust protection into his son’s ear. “his fault the thing looks like an electric chair”

“um, ehem, the bench isn’t suppose to have .. legs, the swing frame .. guh, I mean the standing frame, it needs the legs, not the bench part”, as Rizali spoke, the son was using the paw of his iron hound to attempt at prying the nails out of their warped positions wrapped along the bench legs.

“you are so coked up, have you considered giving your brains a wash? work some selsun blue deep deep in your brain cells”

“well did we call the cops on ourselves ?”, the father unleashed another cloud of rust protection into the corner of his son’s eye.
The son grunted in pain, as he brushed over his eye with the top of his wrist joint, “I don’t think so, dad”
“That’s right, now bog off”

“erm, im just going to excuse myself from this situation “ , Rizali gazed concernedly as he walked very small steps backwards. When he was sure they were not paying attention, Rizali grabbed the father’s neck, spinning him around as he dragged the man’s face into his hard punch, “why don’t you tell me who your drug contact is”.

Blood streamed from the fathers nasal, as he confessed, he wasn’t in the mood to fight and knew his own conditions limits, “He’s a chippy in Hucculecote here in Gloucester, Sadie Meath”.

“Have you really taken a gander at Sadie. Your contact is a tomboy, she’s a girl, you barmy”, Rizali set the father about himself, after slapping the cuffs on him. When he walked to Waerblith, Rizali held out the key to the wife as she shook, “don’t worry really call anyone on them, relax, I’m not a cop”

Once she accepted the key, he returned to the Lotus, with Mairie kicking the steering wheel, “ So did you give yourself some thought, maybe you could leave the pursuing up to me?”

“I hate you”, Mairie slanted her eyes at him as he sat in his seat, she enjoyed being trapped at his mercy, but she was bothered by him not getting his kink on with her.

“you hate me”, Rizali laughed under his whimsical sigh. “Really, is that why you break into my house every time I pull in the drive way”.

“You’ve done the hang out routine so many times, I feel like I know you as the other pet I didn’t buy from the shop”, Pretending like he didn’t know what he was doing, as he drove to his assignment, Rizali placed his hand over Mairie’s since she was still attached to the steering wheel.

Was Deputy director Eanruig to that direction or the other, no telling if the guy was spying on Rizali; oh he wanted so badly to abandon this case. He gulped a little on the rift about bringing Mairie along, she had that vibe, like things were going to get pash stifling and toss hot in this car whether he willing participated or not. “Can you stop, and let me off where ever a ladies room is”, Bewilderment settled in, there wasn’t any danger from the assignment target, but seriously if he saw Mairie drifting from the living, it wasn’t going to be easy to do this. “Mairie, I have to go, be careful minx”, Even though she consciously exited the car, she stood aching for him to waiting there when she returned, she knew he wouldn’t, and that’s what exposed the emotions.

“Damn girl, did It hurt”, the voice carried from the most awkward British impression of a ghetto boy, he stood there with his crooked cap and baggy clothes, his head swerving as checked her out from side to side.

“what hurt”, Mairie sounded very sassy with him, thinking he was implying she just got rejected.

“when you fell from heaven, cause it looks like you fell face first”

Rizali picked out one of his back up guns from the center consoles storage compartment, made sure it was loaded. Aiming out the passenger window he blasted the ghetto man’s neck, sending him screaming and flopping to the ground. “Aww man, I’m going to die from this aint I”, the Britt quieted down, as he peered at everyone around him, his hand clasped to his neck. He sat up nervously as realized he was not bleeding from the rubber bullet, and the girl smiled passionately to the driver in the lotus, pleased by Rizali’s brash reaction.

Speeding off down the street, Rizalino slowed the Lotus to a stop a few blocks passed. The world of England seemed a bit darker, death dropping chains from its scythe, trying to draw individuals into a connection, and send them attracted at the kill point of a group in a single claim.

A man lowering closer and closer to the end of his rope, step by step, a noose decorating his throat; he could reach the bottom, adieu life. The poor saps misery controlled every detail in his voice and expression, the way his face and arms slammed against his steering wheel one after the other, “I didn’t mean to get fired, I didn’t do anything to upset them”.

His eye lids sealed in suffering, those self-esteem nodes crushed so evidently in his next expression; the tone of his wife challenging his flaw, tearing at him for the meaning of his job loss. “He pitched my idea, and he did it better”.
His fingertips pinched along the bridge of his nose where his eye corners meet, the next question was to be expected, and it surmised the guilt of taking responsibility for his decision, “I knew he could do it, so I gave him my pitch, and helped him with all the information”.
Honor was at stake, and it was unjust, his wife’s accusation a typical one, “No he was not trying to keep credit away from me. We didn’t know the boss would ignore our team work, and deem me a liability”.

Her voice blasted into every measure of his car, “THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU APPLY FOR THE JOB! IF YOU WERE GOING TO QUIT, THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME YEARS AGO, HOW PATHETIC YOUR ABILITY TO PUT FORTH EFFORT IS!”

“Because I can contribute wonderful ideas, that is why I took the job. I don’t have to be the best man on earth, why can’t any one understand that. I don’t have to be the prize everyone will praise you for. Why can’t I just exist as me? why can’t you appreciate that I feel affection toward you even though you are not so tolerable and magnificent.”

It could have been by instinct, some desperate milliseconds of his will to die, but as a wild Jaguar XK shot toward the Lotus, the wailing man drove his car in between the collision. Several pound pieces of machinery screeched along the street upon their tires, glass and blood mixed, as Rizalino’s lotus caught the two cars piled up together. Horrified by his near astonishingly good health, Cadda slammed his fist into the front window, finalizing the death of the glass from the present cracks. He pulled himself over the front wheel, hands pressing into the shards, and slumped over on the car hood. His phone laid under the brake pedal with the barking mad woman’s voice on the fritz.

“Don’t you know how to drive !”, the violence seeded in this man’s words startled Cadda, but not so much as the way the stranger grabbed Cadda’s face. His cheek skin ached under the stranger’s considerably tight grip. After a few wide heavy tugs of his cheeks in various directions, Cadda’ crawled along the hood, his body bruising as he was yanked to the ground. Cadda’s back took the brunt of his body being forced to the car grill and bumper, at instant his pants were having a diaper issue. The stranger’s face was hidden behind a wax nasty mask, as the man’s eyes were staring into Cadda’s soul, figuring out the slight smile in corner of Cadda’s lips.
“You will never die peacefully”, He thrusted his fist into Cadda’s collar bone, then dropped low on bent knees, and rose with one sharp left leg strike to Cadda’s gut. Palm nearly kissed skin with forearm as Rizali twisted and bent the stranger’s wrist in on itself, by applying pressure to the hand and the elbow of the same limb. Swift kicks from Rizali to both left and right popliteal fossa, brought the stranger to his knees upon the ground. Cadda scampered up and rushed off to the Jaguar XK, he found the keys nicely inserted in the ignition slot, convenient and blessed for more than him.

“Your current assignment doesn’t give you much practice, but I know you’ve kept yourself trained with other calls”, it wasn’t the stranger’s words that peeked an interest in Rizali, hindering him from slamming the man’s nose into the car until he went unconscious; no something more simple than that froze his actions, the explainable. The man cackled so skillfully, a bleaker dread couldn’t have been created, as he stealthily retrieved his concealed gun.

“Charming, which facility did you break out of fugitive?”, Rizali reached for his side arm shock pistol, but a bullet punctured into the muscle of where his neck and shoulder meet. His body tilted back as he removed all his weight and limbs from the stranger’s personal space, he clamped his opposite hand to the bleeding wound immediately. “Haaa, fuck, like a true fugitive”, Rizali’s legs gave way as he was struck in the ankle with a forceful kick, his chest and stomach sucked up the impact of the ground.

“Did you think I would come after the law with out .. oh yes, that’s right , you’re not a cop”, The man mimicked Rizali’s classic phrase with a near comparison, just before he disappeared on the other side of the Jaguar XK that drove over Rizali, the underside barely missing the agent’s skull as he watched on.

With the stranger pinned between two car bumpers, Cadda breathed heavily and screamed for all to best recognize, “I AM NOT YOUR HONEY BUNNY”! Cadda’s eyes shifted side to side, as he realized he had not crashed the car into his wife, but the stranger instead, either way a bully got some.

Eanruig the Scottish leader of rizali’s Interpol branch, stood at the foot of his bed, when he awoke in the Winfield Gloucester hospital. Peaceful negotiations were not making themselves available, but Rizali wasn’t going to take a stuffing, not after he considered this event an important task. “The suspect in your shooting goes by the name Dissanayake according to him. The reports say he takes on the name of a random city. He has popped up in other countries before, but we have no identity yet. He’s been recognizable by his tall stature and that back coat he wears, along with large amounts of wax on his face. Agent Rizalino, is there a reason you have a bullet from another assignment in your scalene muscles?”, Eanruig obviously pulled that information out the paper work he was flipping through, of the folder within his grasp. “Come on, the guy I’ve been tracking has never done anything remotely criminal, let alone break anything national or federal enforced. I should not be on this case”

4 Characters Present

Character Portrait: Deputy director Agent Eanuig Character Portrait: Rizali Character Portrait: Karolina Lowre Character Portrait: Special Agent Oscar Littman
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Location: Lyons, France
Time: 13:20, DST +1 hour
Director Oscar Littman's Office


Karl balanced her self in the leather swivel chair a few seconds just after she got an intercom call direct from the Director's secretary. She sucked in some air and exhaled out loudly- whoever said that taking deep breaths can release tension is one big liar. It didn't help Karl at all. In fact, it was like her heart beat had doubled this time. She cleared her throat and looked at her reflection in the small vanity mirror she kept on her desk. Good thing the office in Lyons provided cubicles for each agent's privacy or people would have nicknamed her Mirror Mirror on the Wall with her habit of checking her reflection like every 10 minutes or so.

Karl couldn't help but be vain- she wasn't like this during high school. She's one of those late bloomers who never got a date until she left college. Her boobs decided to show up late while her curves came in much later. She was in a very awkward stage of long legs and toned muscles during her whole high school life as well as half of her college life. So invitations to prom and movie dates were non existent.

She decided to finally stand up and face the world- well okay, just her boss. But he is in fact the controller of her world since she got assigned to Interpol. All she wanted was to become an FBI Agent but somehow the whole universe disagreed and placed her into becoming an Interpol Agent. Good call for most people but not for Karl- she suffers from separation anxiety and is missing her whole family back in New Jersey big time.

With shaking hands and cold sweat, she closed her cubicle door behind her and walked towards the Director's office. The soles of her shoes created a squeaky and annoying sound that filled her ears together with the tapping of the keyboards and awkward silences coming from busy individuals in the headquarters.

Turning left down the hallway then right towards the lift, she pressed the floor of her destination and waited. She exited and turned left and now faced Director Littman's office door. She knocked and was greeted by her secretary who was probably the same age as the head. "Bonjour, Deerechtow Leetmahn wheel be meehting you in a shor whayl. Please tehk a seat. wood you like zome tea perhaps?" Pauline, as they usually called her, smiled at her as if it was the greatest day in her life and asked her to take a seat with a thick French accent. Karl nodded at her and took a seat at the leather chair that served as the waiting area. "Non, je vous remercie. Je vais attendre pour le directeur ici.*" She tried to respond with her best knowledge of French (having to take a few crash courses of the language and continuing learning it by heart since her assignment to France.)

Paulinne's billion dollar watt smile had once again registered in her face as her golden locks bounced with her due to excitement, "Ooh la la. Votre français est en train de sonner authentique. Bon travail!**"

Karl smiled back and somehow her tension eased up. "Well having to argue with a french boyfriend- now ex and living alone and France does that to a lot of people." She explained as if it was the most natural thing to do.

"Well, I think yew arr doing fantastique! Comment pouvez-vous dire "merveilleux" en anglais?***" Pauline raised her left eyebrow and wondered out loudly. It made Karl smile and respond, "It's wonderful babe, wonderful. And merci, you always know how to make me smile."

"Aheerrrrmmm...." a deep baritone voice was then heard from the intercom. Littman must have over heard their conversation. "Pauline, please send in Agent Lowre in my office. Merci."

Pauline gave her a sly smile and shrugged before saying, "Oui, Directeur Littman." She released the intercom button and stood. Karl nodded and took another deep breath, she smiled back at Pauline and cleared her throat. The secretary opened the door for her and she whispered a small thanks as she entered.

She always had the greatest fascination on how the director's office was kept clean and pristine. Just then Littman spoke and disturbed her thoughts. "Have a seat Agent Lowre," Director Littman whirled his chair to face Karl and went through some papers as he laid a manila envelope in front of her. She took a seat at one of the chairs in front of his desk and decided to take the envelope. The man nodded her, and as a confirmation that she can open the envelope she did and let the contents slide on her other hand.

"These are files and information about the rampant dog-napping of a few of EU member states' K9 units. At first, it wasn't as alarming since animals have the tendency of running away but over the months since it started, some countries have reported an alarming number of missing K9 units. Something that even us Interpol needs to take seriously." As the Director explained the case, Karl went through the files and read some highlighted portions. Some countries have reported around 30 missing units already while some even reached a point of 42 dogs. "Do you know what that means Agent Lowre?"

Karl wanted to say something but somehow her mouth remained close. "I, well- ermm..." She startled as words started rushing out of her mouth all at the same time.

"Well what?" The Director's stern voice boomed. "What Agent Lowre?" He let both of his elbows rest on top of his table and let his hands clamp one another as he purged Karl with questions.

"I- This- ehermmm," She cleared her throat and analyzed her thoughts once again.
"Water?" The man asked with a straight cold expression then pressed his intercom to ask Pauline for two glasses and faced her once again.
This time she got her ideas arranged and spoke with confidence, "This case is actually very alarming even from the start. K9 units are trained for months, sometimes even years, to only accept orders from the officers assigned to them. And unlike ordinary domesticated pets, they don't just run away from their masters. Especially when these officers has a standard operating procedure to make sure that their K9s are kept in a strict schedule, eating time and even when bringing them back to their quarters. K9s are in fact the equivalent of security officials." Pauline came in after a soft knock, laid the glassed of water in front of them and excused herself out all in a minute.

Karl continued after she took a sip of the sweet water, "And according to some of these information, there were no signs of breaking in as well as traces that might lead to solving the case. Which might highly mean that there is a great syndicate operating behind this case. Most probably it's about the money but something bigger lies behind the case. But to catch the big fish, we need to get ourselves a slice of the fingerlings first."

"Very good Agent Lowre, which is why I'm assigning this as your very first solo project." He shrugged, stood up, buttoned his suit and face the magnificent view from his window by lowering a part of the blinds.

"What?!" Karl's mouth was left hanging, as if it was the most absurd idea she have ever heard in her career. "Wh- wha- why me? I mean thank you if you think I'm starting to learn but-" She was then cut short by the Director's words.

"Don't you trust my judging? Are you saying you are not ready or are you trying to tell me you are too good to take a case that involves mutts?" He was still peaking from between the window blinds as he spoke to her. And from her seat, Karl wanted to grab the nearest paper weight and smash the window with it. Was he really serious with his question? How is she suppose to take this case seriously when he won't even take her seriously? Was the view from his office much interesting than to actually tell her the reason on why she was the chosen one?

Chosen one? Who the fuck am I? Harry Potter?! Karl violently and silently asked her self. This assignment is a sign of mediocrity for crying out loud.

Just then the man grabbed his phone and his bag and announced, "Well I'll see you in a week. I'll be off to Geneva in a while for a conference about a drug ring. I expect a good report in my desk by then. Keep me updated by email- don't expect me to reply since I will be very busy but I'll make sure to read them." Then the door slammed behind him. Leaving Karl in a state of shock and frustration.

She let all her inhibition loose as she let her limbs fall on her sides, her head tilted as she kept the hot tears from flowing down her eyes. Sometimes life can be just so unfair- she wondered if all of these are happening to her because she didn't attend church every Sunday like her grand mother made her promise to do? Or was it because she fed her cat and dog fast food? Or that she lavishly spend money on bags instead of her future?

She loves animals so much, God knows she does. But assigned to a series of kidnapped K9? What was she supposed to do? Ask people if they've seen this German Sheppard or this Belgian Malinois and so on?

She composed herself and was about to wipe away the tears from her face when she realized she forgot her handkerchief at her desk "Auggh... What a wonderful way to top things off." She sniffed and wiped her face dry with back of her hand, she then patted the area below her eyes to ease the puffiness and took a series of deep breaths. And when Karl finally composed herself, she grabbed the manila envelope and plastered a fake smile in her face.

She opened the door and was greeted by Pauline's heart warming smile, she smiled back and nodded and proceeded back to her cubicle. And as soon as she got back in her office, she locked her door, played a soft jazz music (intently to drown away the sound of her sobs) and she threw the envelope on her table and buried her face in her hands. She let all the tears flow this time. All the frustrations in her life streamed down her face, the moments when she felt all alone, the months that she has been away from her family and home town. She hugged herself and wallowed in misery for hours that she had to wear her eyeglasses when she had to leave the head quarters.


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The next day, Karolina woke up to a pounding headache, an empty bottle of white wine (and another one that rolled in the corner) in her hand and sleeping in her couch with her dog and cat, Goldilocks (a golden retriever) and Speedy (a very large three colored- short haired Tabby cat). Apparently she was still wearing her clothes from yesterday. Loki (what she prefers calling Goldilocks because of her naughty antics) scrambled out of the sofa as Karl tried to stand up while Speedy yawned like she couldn't care at all. "Oh thanks for keeping me company guys. You are the best," She sarcastically spoke to her pets as she lazily dragged herself to clean her living room. After dumping everything in the garbage chute, she made herself some quick breakfast and drowned herself with cold water and Advil to ease her throbbing headache. She then found herself enjoying a hot shower as she lathered her hair with thick shampoo. The steam escaped her bathroom as she belted out some lyrics from Aretha Franklin and the BeeGees. All along, her phone had been going off in her purse. A call from the head quarters about an incident.

And soon enough, as soon as she got out of the shower, she checked her phone and found 5 missed calls from Pauline and she could only utter to herself two words, "Oh shit!"
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Karolina came rushing in Winfield Gloucester Hospital somewhere in Britain as she took the earliest flight out of Lyons. She showed her badge and identification, soon she was guided to a private ward that nursed the person she needed to talk to to. According to the information that Pauline had emailed her, his name was Agent Rizali. Two agents who were probably on duty to look after the hospitalized agent waited outside the suite, they asked for her identification and letter of endorsement before letting the nurse knocked at the private suite, once the nurse signaled her she nodded at the two men outside and proceeded.

Inside, they were greeted by a familiar bloke with a folder file in hand. Director Eanuig, he spoke and acknowledged her presence, "Ah! Agent Lowre, I was informed you would be coming- but I thought you were supposed to be here hours ago?" He asked.

Karl kept a serious yet blank face as she saluted the Director. He saluted back and dropped his hand as he motioned for her to take a seat. "I'll be fine Director. I'm sorry I got delayed by a few hours, I had some personal emergency to attend to this morning. So I presume that this is agent Rizali?" She moved her gazed towards the Asian looking guy who was laid on the hospital bed.

Karl wasn't really lying when she said she had some personal emergency, she was in fact (as she suspects) suffering from a great home sickness and career frustration that she had to spend hours under the shower to ease her hang over.

"Feeling a bit under the weather eh?" Somehow Karl knew that the man had noticed her puffed eyes. "Well, Agent Rizali this Agent Lowre from the Intelligence Analysis division. I think her department wanted to know something more about the incident." He introduced her to the man who just got saved. She offered him a handshake and nodded.

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*No, thank you. I'll just wait for Director here.
**Ooh la la. Your French is starting to sound authentic. Good job!
***How do you say "wonderful" in English?

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“Is that really what you believe, alright you’ve been on this one for what, more than 6 months.”

“You’re going to tell me otherwise about the guy, cause I’m saying I did not mess this assignment up, you did. You’re the one who got your information mixed …”

“Well Blooming, they let her in? This day, agh, just how many people came and gawked at me while I was asleep?” Rizali glanced shortly at Karolina as she entered the room. “Ah, no Eanruig stop being such a prat. I don’t need your flunkies all over. You just love to pressure me”, as he spoke Rizali waved his finger in sudden motions to varying directions, referring to every corner of his being, at the rear to the slightest blind angle covered by Interpol agents.

“You ever seen what file cabinet looks like sticking out your groin. If make me look like a moron in front of Agent Lowre, you’re going to find out Rizali.”, Eanruig swallowed his death threat, and went about introducing Karl to Rizali with a little professional decency, he seemed to be doing this honor quite a bit for her, a real nice guy supplement.

“Personal emergency” this disclosure gave him a shot back into the stirred expressions of Mairie. She reminded him of an intense kind of girl, but who could guess this early on, first impression of Karolina after all could be a projection of his own desires to be free with himself like Mairie. In light of the facts which ever pieces were opinion; with a little more thought on her presence, Rizali reconsidered her purpose and disposition. It was unlikely that she was geared for Eanruig’s means or testing how far he could push Rizali, with the full force of the Deputy Director’s judgment striking down by way of his agents. Eanruig was using just enough crass nature to show where the balance tilted in favor of his superiority, but the tone still suggested he did not know her as well as he should have sounded if she were a minion.

“Agent Lowre, my new babysitter, I needed one of those, didn’t I?”, his lips shifted to the right, in a nonsensical smirk, roughly planned to keep the two from figuring out how glad he was to have ICPO members keeping him safe. Rizali tilted his head high, and threw his vision to the windows, facing away from her, while he compliantly raised his hand to greet Karl.
“under the weather, saying baby is so inappropriate” It was obvious how much he realized by presumption, when her too poor delight gathered upon her face just below here eye lids, caught his sight. The effect of her complications on his effrontery was even more noticeable from the way he removed his gaze, to the particulars of his eyes as they once held the hazards of disgust, now with sympathy. Rizali’s voice served his sincerity, as he gave her what amounted to a salute to her, evident in his facial expressions and a nodding motion, “sorry about that”.

Before the two agents could shake hands, Eanruig stepped to Karl with his backside to her, standing across her in a defensive posture. Eanruig’s arm lifted to barricade Karl, his wrist swatted into the metacarpal of Rizali’s hand, swinging the whole appendage outward. “Never mind him, a part of his human Will is blown out the side of his braincase. He will only slow you down.”, Eanruig slanted his eyes at Rizali, poisoning, the decant of his reproach into Rizali’s already burdensome quality of a man.

“And he is not really a director, Eanruig is not from Lyons, he is only a deputy, try not to be fooled into treating him like he’s mister big shot”

Eanruig grew passive by subtle kneading as hands gently glided across his face, albeit the agitation. He turned and receded to the foot of the bed as he continued his conversation with agent Karl, “The UK lacks its own ICPO leadership, even with all these offices, so I have territory in London until another branch’s Director is sent to relieve me. You will answer to me, and as Director in Lyons has asked we will have our people deliver your reports to his office. I am sure you can find a secretary at one of our buildings to write it up for you.”

Eanruig brought the files back to his chest level, and began skimming them once more, “Everyone has to be wondering, what did bring Agent Lowre to not just me, aside from the point that she should be framtill front. Agent Lowre is at your door step as well, because not only were you shot with Dissanayake’s bullet, but somebody got sloppy. We have information that two bodies were found, a dead K9 and his human RAF Division partner. Victims had multiple gun shots via the skull, not only that but they match up with weapon used by Dissanayake on Agent Rizali.”

Pain in his shoulder was doing an explosively loud number on his nerves, but he kept it visually innocuous. As so, Rizali stood up, the rest of his muscles extant in function, he made his way to Eanruig but stopped his movement close to Karl, “Switch me to this case.”

“What will I do with him? How determined is he to die, Unilla. The boy has done so well for himself since your passing away, unfortunately baby girl I have an obligation. Don’t you try to sway my heart, cause I am not listening.” “ok callant, I will permit you to go about your wish.” , his face exhibiting infinitesimal broaching activity.
“Agent Lowre, you might want to figure out who’s side Agent Rizali is on? Before you trust him. Instead of neatly shutting his current case, he has been dallying with the enemy’s kin.” Now what are they going to accomplish with two nagons vilse suffering trust issues

“I’m not.. going to foul this up for you, After coming all the way out to South west England,” Rizali laid his voice low on the completion of his sentence for her only to hear, with his chin raised over as if he were looking to the ceiling, he leaned to the top rise of her ear,” in your condition”.

Her and the rest of the ICPO deployed to the Winfield hospital were very welcome, to sooth the creeping feeling he had about Dissanayake. That guy was crawling with accursedness, with the tattoo labeled freakish slithering from inch to inch of his skin. Not literally, Rizali never actually checked the man’s body art, but he was ready to go interrogate him. The first thing was to boast a nice confident guise, strong tone, no trembling in sight, “Agent Lowre want to face the music now? The anthem that opens the credits for your big case, guest starring Dissanayake?”


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Slanted his eyes at Rizali, poisoning, the decant of his reproach into Rizali’s already burdensome quality of a man - at his disgrace, rizali is further demoralized as Eanruig’s liquefied deplore is poured into his creditability as a person.

Callant - his Scottish way of calling Rizali a kiddo. Awe what a confusing change of emotions from Eanruig.

Prat – it is an insult that resembles arse

Dissanayake - an area of England used as a code name for a hitman.

Nagons vilse -“lost ones/ astray ”

Should framtill front - arrive before me and stand at attention, you have but to salute your superiors.

Face exhibiting infinitesimal broaching activity – his expressions are meant to be cryptic about Eanruig, at this moment he is going Neutral as hell.

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Karl's gazes shifted between the two men as they kept on arguing and discussing things she barely understood. She wanted to shout at both men but contained herself. This is just one of those days where she couldn't give any damn about other people and she just wants all of this to be over with, go back home and snuggle in her bed. But no, she had to face this and only time can tell when this would actually end.

And after all the rambling and exchange of harsh words Rizali directed his words towards her,“Agent Lowre want to face the music now? The anthem that opens the credits for your big case, guest starring Dissanayake?”

She paused and wanted to squeeze his aching body parts, how dare he mock her with those words. But as usual, Karl composed herself before replying, "I believe I am but are you?" She looked straight into his eyes as if she was criticizing his injuries.

She let the tip of her fingertips tap against one another with both hands at her back. She drummed them quietly waiting for him to match her foul mood but she should know better.

"I should be leaving in a while, I've got other things to investigate for the day. I can't wait for you to recover before I make any move. We are against time as well," She adjusted the strap of her bag on her shoulder and then faced Eanruig.

She saluted the man and spoke, "I must head now Director, it was nice meeting you and rest assured that you can contact me when you need me. For now, I must investigate with this case instead of "babysitting" your agent, don't you think?" Of course, Karl was insulted when the bastard called her a baby sitter. She is proud of her job (even if she hates it from time to time) and he had no right to mock her. She didn't came all the way from a flight just to be ridiculed.

She gave the director a polite nod and didn't acknowledge Rizali's presence and headed towards the door.

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Whet? Yew enzoyed kizzing meh wen I wez a gewd guy eh- being eh bad guy actually iz better, eh?

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???Feels comforting to keep everything at a distance. Escaping the world. The ground shifting from plain to plane, it's the only answer.???

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Whet? Yew enzoyed kizzing meh wen I wez a gewd guy eh- being eh bad guy actually iz better, eh?

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Whet? Yew enzoyed kizzing meh wen I wez a gewd guy eh- being eh bad guy actually iz better, eh?

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Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

lovechanningforever and miyavi mortifiedmoon have agreed this rp is not closed/ dead yet,
after further rest, the story will continue.

maybe
: P

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

after seeing the full movie, i dont know what languages were going on in there ??? i thought it was french , but man those guys spoke every thing . . thank good ness for the perfect subtitles
i thought i was looking at a italian but the man was an islander or greek ?
the flaming ghost man, who predicts , is creepy ..

any ways, i hope you feel better, no rush . no panic.
here some parting gifts for you
* a dead car key * , um it melted some how on the way here ???
* cotton candy * , sorry my niece ate it all before i got here.

*minute maid apple juice * , this stuff is the best at making you feel better. eat it with dark chocolate.

bye gina : (

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

hey, gina
i watched a petrivo clausse movie

he was kind of scary and abusive . is he usually diabolical in his movies ?

he is extreme

im a bit wary to see his "prophet " one ?

ok nevermind ,, clausse smart in that one.
best thing i heard from him " im just explaining, can i ? .. listen to me, we are going to kill them. promise me. we'll kill them , but they can't see it coming . now i will slap you, so look down"
* fake slap *
*slap dodge *
haha . those fools are planning to kill those guys right in front of them, with out them even understanding the language.


how clausse handles fast food :
*speaking in french* " i want to put the cashiers brain's inside the cash register and close it "
*cashier just wants to know the order * " im sorry sir, what did you say ? "
* clausse smiles * " i said i want the large size drink " ," i bet he tastes good in a cup"
... *censored violence *

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

oi !! petrivo you know you want to dance to the above song , dont worry nobody is watching .
put your gun down and dance dance dance ... super freak to the side , get high now.
*cough *

*pushes mr bad agent petrivo into the dance club ... sneaks a camera to video tape him *

no flash photography *grin * only petrivo clausse and his hips rocking out.



yo, yo, yo yom ohm nom nom .. i mean ... bah ...
NEW RULE NUMBER 3 : PETRIVO HAS TO HAVE A CAMEO IN THE RP WHERE HE IS DANCING, RIGHT NOW
.. ACROSS MY HOSPITAL WINDOW SEAL .. AND UNDER THE HOSPTIAL SHEETS , LIKE A GHOST.

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

Gina , i have an answer to your question, you may not like it as much as your other two choices.

SAMOS !!

i know her words are extremely random. ... but some one is suggesting she said something about a matador and making the guy swallow blood and a plug ? yea that seems appropriate for the part since she warned about " throwing out words " haha she meant extra violence.

.. here is another of her, sorry about the lower quality, it sounded perfect on my cd. like a live large hall performance, with large amounts of 3d stereo surround sound.
click this song

the ending is all skrillex type.

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

my post was amusing ?????
o.0


you should hear the phrases when they are first born in my head . you would have no idea what i am saying . there are a bunch of languages flying through my thoughts.




...
*tugs on my wolf ears, and chews my canine tail * i am mr bunny ??? o.0 ???? wow, i am having a Steve Erwin crisis here. even he is having a hard time describing his discovery of me.



CORRECTION :
... if you feel like using Eanruig ,
remember the scottish say his name with a "r" , the character sheet messed up and wont let me correct the r . (although he spends alot of time in sweden, and speaks their language the most, his blood is scottish)

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

After reading your post, I had to pause and re arrange my thoughts lol. I usually decided what to post as I read the posts before mine- but when it comes to your post my mind had to keep up real fast or my ideas tend to go wild and run around. Yes that is my way of saying how confused I was when it comes to certain words and phrases- So a big thanks for the translations at the bottom Mr. Bunny.

I think I just suffered from a brain hemmorrage LOL.

Now, I need to come up with an equally amusing and interesting post- I hate you for that.


.. About the moving trains
i did try to get my sister inlaw to agree to doing such things , and to go on a roof and jump into convertible cars . just scare the hell out of drivers trying to park their cars, as we land in their seats.
she said no thank you. cause she would have a heart attack falling.


My mom would have beaten the hell out of me if I ever tried doing that (even if she sees my on a hospital bed after attempts to do that)

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

haha the fingerling bad guys makes me want to eat the criminals , they sound delicious !!!!

*moon turns into a wolf, and gets a diner fork *


*cheers karolina on as she feels the urge to throw things at windows *
do it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh never mind you got drunk, that is way better !!! go karolina !!! screw doing the missions, we are getting to the bar in every country !! around the world all the criminals are welcome to interpol party, we are hitting hard with hangovers !!!!
joking , we have job to do ... yea ? i think ???

tabby cats are so popular, haha, fan base for speedy .

my brother owns a golden retriever, he is oddly retarded .. i am going to steal LOKI !!! WOO LOKI

.. About the moving trains
i did try to get my sister inlaw to agree to doing such things , and to go on a roof and jump into convertible cars . just scare the hell out of drivers trying to park their cars, as we land in their seats.
she said no thank you. cause she would have a heart attack falling.

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

cadda is the man who was feeling down in the dumps, because he teamed up with a man in his office to do an work project.
cadda was the brains and his business partner was the pretty face and popular guy. They did a great job together, but their boss saw Cadda as a waste of money resources, so he fired him.

i used Cadda because it is a british name for "warring" as in he is at war with people in his life.
but as a twist on the usually pretty boy , the business partner actually wanted to give Cadda credit and tried to have his back when he got fired.
that part is not writen in , but he and Cadda were good friends.


lovechanningforever wrote:Hope you don't think I'm an impatient bitch.
That first post was sure something. it was really good
Twas like watching CSI with reading words
d
So how was your day?


oh no, ha i am practicing some relaxing from now on, that is why i am chilling over mango treats.
i am not freaking out on you about the "bitch" thing.
besides the part that got shafted was the drug scene.
you should relax too , yea .. *nods* <-- (this part is me trying to convince you to keep petrivo from slapping his dig bick at people , that would be bad luck )

.. wow thanks, i am horribly rusty at the rping, i need me some oil protection spray, hm.

um sorry but i dont know about the CSI show ?? i only watch southland as a cop show .. not the other american stuff.

.. same as yours , all the same , except we did boy bonding . picnic. swimming with shampoo. we also did the running in the rain, cause that stuff has been falling alot these days. and the rest was more violent than karaoke haha.
we dont know good self control when it comes to playing around everything turns into fighting.

...
well , the "no more bunnies" thing is a literary tool. i was referring to Cadda not being a "honey, lovey dovey" any more
the statement also marked the moment i changed my bunnies, the new icons are motion representations of the two of my stories coming in the future.

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

Cadda got me confused. Who is he? and no more bunnies?!

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

i'm gonna get out of here (office) and just check your post when I get home.

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

sorry sorry , i got distracted with the other five NPC characters I made,
shame on me. now i am all sleepy ... need to drink fabric softner ... i mean ... *gulp*
my apologizes .. zzzzzz
dont shot me.

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

i am keeping the giraffe in my backyard. eating duhat (google it). Are you planning to post today?

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

are you for real. whoa !
alright *fist pump* MANGO IN PHILIPPINES !

*EXPLODES SOME FILIPINOS to steal their mangoes *

my bad... haha

we need a giraffe , find that missing giraffe you let get escape ..

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

Can I have some? *whispers* "Philippine mangoes are the best*

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

oh what the ... yess!!!!
some one created
delicious Mango Samurai that’s light, not too sweet with the perfect mishmash of mangoes, cream and very thin crepes. It’s baked then topped with powdered sugar. The generous servings and the wonderful flavor of sweet mangoes stand out beautifully in this crepe dessert

*drool*

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

i did not mean it is frozen ??? i meant it is sugar ... sugar .. sugar
*shoulders sway like theyre dancing*

O_O *can hear petrivo killing the CIA in the background *

*pulls out RUDOLF *

it is red round ball made of chocolate shell presents a very dense cheesecake dressed with Chantilly cream, caramel fleur de sel, crème brulee and roasted almonds over dark chocolate-hazelnut praline rice crisp

Re: Auskunfteien und Untersuchugen: Bureaus

o_o ?????????

*steps back*
oooook .... lets stop drinking coffee , and go eat something.

*locks the CIA in a room with Petrivo *

* spray paints over the ads that channing forever stuck up *

chill over some frosted nom noms.

cron