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Captain Jonathan Bones

Who said dead men tell no tales? Yarr.

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a character in “Fusion Fantasy Neo”, as played by GBA

Description

Name:
Captain Jonathan Bones

Yo ho, Yo ho (A pirate's life for me!)
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Age: Undead. Yarr.

Gender: Male

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

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Physical Description: Jonathan is a tall and incredibly bulky Dry Bones, dressed in ragged, yet easy-to-spot sailor's clothing; wearing a grand captain's hat and dark-blue trench coat over it, the coat riddled with holes, patches and tears; both pieces of garb there to likely signify his rank among his crew. He also sports a great, yet unkempt Santa-beard, and is missing both his right leg and left arm - those limbs having been replaced with a peg leg and massive hook, respectively. Said hook is interchangeable as well - being able to turn into a large hand cannon. He wears a special belt around his waist, as well; the reason for it being special being that it sports a unusual crystal on the buckle, shaped much like a skull. This crystal's properties and origins are largely unknown, to this day - even to Jonathan.

Personality: Infinitely Greedy. Fearless. Merciless. Bloodthirsty. These are but a few of the words associated with this scourge of the seas. A pirate first and foremost, Jonathan cares very little about anything besides himself, his loyal crew, a good bottle of rum, and most of all, wealth. Each day of his un-life is usually spent trying to gather more and more through whatever means available, until the day comes where he can assert himself as the one true pirate king; and even then he'll continue to plunder and murder - and he will absolutely not hesitate to cut down anyone that tries to deny him this. The undead captain does have a good side however, as unlikely it may be - though it is largely manipulated by coin, and those within his vicinity; having a sort of respect for ruffians and villains alike who wish to go out and do their own thing.

History: Still a fearsome pirate even when he was alive ages ago and still just as greedy, Jonathan was once a charismatic Koopa sailor who saw himself as one of many unacknowledged rivals to fabled pirate king Cortez, and to this end sought to gather all the wealth in the world - Cortez's especially - and horde it for himself and his crew, in an effort to prove himself as the greatest pirate to plague the seas; sowing terror across the world in the meantime. One fateful eve, on board his emperor-among-ships - the Leviathan - Jonathan led his men to the frozen southern land that would later be known as the Wanbey Isles, seeking a treasure that was said to grant it's holder infinite wealth, and thus he, his crew - even the Leviathan, were all lost to the wastes... or so the legend goes.

A few millennia later however, amidst a great night's storm surrounding Wanbey, they soon resurfaced - but as dreadful undead; skeletons, ghosts and phantoms, aboard a massive ghost ship, all of which brought down many a trader's vessel in that single, wrath-filled night; swelling both their ranks and their pockets.
Since then, Jonathan and his crew have tirelessly skulked the seas, plundering and pillaging wherever they may go, although they are rumored to have a hideout somewhere in the Wanbey Isles.

Equipment: Jonathan holds a variety of equipment on himself alone - sporting a massive, razor-sharp hook for a left arm which can also turn into a cannon and launch explosives. He also carries a grappling hook, an ornate cutlass, a flintlock pistol, and is known to carry a number of Bob-Ombs, too. Aside from this, he also has his undead crew to back him up - and above all else, the Leviathan itself.

Other: Jonathan Bones and his crew are undead for reasons even they are unaware of, a curse that has even seemingly affected their ancient ghost ship, the Leviathan - although over the years they have come to see it as a blessing in disguise. Although they can be killed, and the Leviathan utterly destroyed, on the next eve both them and their ship will rise once more - a vicious cycle that has rendered these ancient pirates effectively immortal, fearless, and free to steal as much as they wish.

So begins...

Captain Jonathan Bones's Story

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"Hah! I'll say."

Nearby is a dwarven patron in a rag-sewn hooded cloak, drinking his fill.

"Most lasses 'rund these parts, they'd SHRIEK like an implin' at the mere feel of a gropin' bloke!" the dwarf chortled in a strong Scandinavian accent. "But ye...ye've got nerves o' IRON! Hahahaha! {hic}"

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#, as written by Karasz
"Urggh...." Leilanie doesn't feel too well. She tried to sober up, but it will only take a few minutes... maybe hours... "Nnrggh... *hic* I.. really don't feel so good.... I'm gonna... hurf...!!" She covered her mouth so she won't vomit all over.

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#, as written by GBA
Not too long after Leilanie starts to get visibly queasy, someone in the tavern slides a waste bucket across the floor towards her feet.

"Nerves of iron, mayhap, but her drinkin' ability leaves a cert'n somethin' to be desired," mumbled the nearby Jonathan as he took a swig from his flask, having apparently woken up a little while ago.

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Ramses ignores the situation Leilanie is so helpfully making and goes over to his table, packing his things and checking social media. The White Platoon's recent attack on Ingenium is obviously making the rounds, but he didn't feel good about his chances taking them all on...

But then he saw a few pictures of Alex fishing in Thalassa. All by himself, and from the looks of things, weaponless. Easy money. He headed out of the tavern and boarded the first bus over to Yuyake...

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#, as written by Karasz
Leilanie puked in the bucket while trying to recover from her drunken state. Then she felt guilty about her actions when she left Karasz.

"Oooh... Oh god..." Leilanie started to whine, "What am I doing....???"

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"Looks ta me like ye were hammered to sedation," the dwarf replied. "Hehe, I know the feelin'."

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#, as written by Karasz
"Yeah, there's that, but... I can't believe I treated my fiance like a piece of shit... He actually gave up and I gave up on him..."

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#, as written by GBA
"Ye make it sound as if ye can't go and make amends, missy," mused Jonathan, scratching his beard in thought. "Did your boy wind up as the unlucky bloke in a shankin' or some such?"

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"(!) Ah, that's why ye came, then..." the dwarf responded. "Well then, lass, what ye SHOULD be doin' instead of makin' yerself sick is making amends with yer chum. I've seen a couple lovebirds have some right nasty quarrels, only to later exchange their sorries after coolin' off. {hic}"

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#, as written by Karasz
"Urgh.... maybe you're right... I was too hard on him... I have to meet up with them back in Solum... I appreciate your concern, Sir."

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"Aye, don' mention it. {hic}" the dwarf replied.

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#, as written by Karasz
Leilanie leaves the tavern. She is probably sober again, but she shouldn't drink so much just to punish herself for almost anything she did wrong. But this was the least of her worries...

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Derpy had spaced out again, her wonky eyes gazing into nothingness. She sighed at something dreamily and snapped out of it. Some people had left, and she was sad, but then a ship landed sloppily outside with a loud clatter. Renna stepped out of it on shaky legs, Chelle and Lara stepped out behind her, just as equally haggard looking. Renna's plaits stood out either side of her head. ANd a strand of hair fell in front of her face, and she barely noticed. She kept walking, and walked through the hole in the wall derpy had left. She sat down at the counter, dropping her hammer beside her, sending a heavy vibration through the floor. Derpy giggled at the noise and soft shake, and finally realised she was on mail duty. But then again, these people looked interesting. Chelle pulled her notebook out of her pocket and wrote down her order. A Caramel Milkshake and Cake please. Renna ordered a scotch, and Lara didn't order anything. Renna's plaits calmed down eventually and Renna stared blankly in front of her. "Never going into a rift again. Ever."

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Derpy had spaced out again, her wonky eyes gazing into nothingness. She sighed at something dreamily and snapped out of it. Some people had left, and she was sad, but then a ship landed sloppily outside with a loud clatter. Renna stepped out of it on shaky legs, Chelle and Lara stepped out behind her, just as equally haggard looking. Renna's plaits stood out either side of her head. ANd a strand of hair fell in front of her face, and she barely noticed. She kept walking, and walked through the hole in the wall derpy had left. She sat down at the counter, dropping her hammer beside her, sending a heavy vibration through the floor. Derpy giggled at the noise and soft shake, and finally realised she was on mail duty. But then again, these people looked interesting. Chelle pulled her notebook out of her pocket and wrote down her order. A Caramel Milkshake and Cake please. Renna ordered a scotch, and Lara didn't order anything. Renna's plaits calmed down eventually and Renna stared blankly in front of her. "Never going into a rift again. Ever."

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#, as written by Sockie
Sam nods at the newcomers, and a few busy moments later, hands Chelle a caramel milkshake along a slice of cake, and Renna a glass of scotch.

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Renna gulped the scotch gratefully, the alcohol calming her nerves. SHe flicked a heavy gold coin to Sam as a tip, and looked around the bar, stretching as she did. Renna had a soft spot for the Rotten Rabbit. Now she came to think of it, she'd been thinking about wanting a good, calming drink at the Rabbit when she'd been in the rift. She chuckled at the rift's kindness, and finished her scotch. Chelle practically scoffed the cake, her portal gun staying in her lap as she used both hands to eat the cake. It was a little dry, but she ate cake at any opportunity after years of being denied it. The milkshake was good, and accounted for the cake's dryness. Lara looked around at the patrons of the bar, sussing them all up, seeing which would put up a fight, and which would do actual damage. Renna saw Brimir's hammer and gasped in excitement. "Is that orichalcum?!!? Hammers made of that stuff are impossible to find!" Renna rushed over to Brimir's seat, bringing her own hammer with her. She grinned at Brimir. She brought her own hammer onto the counter, making a thud as she put it down, probably making a small dent or something. But from the stuff Renna had seen in this place, it was nothing. She ran her hands over her own war hammer. "Got this made in Moria for my birthday, made of a unique mixture of Erebor stone and titanium. It took a while to be able to pick it up, but after a week or two it was a piece of cake. How did you even get that? I've always wanted a hammer as good as that, but all the hammer smiths I could find didn't have any." She put her cheek on her hand as she leaned on the counter. She stuck out her other hand. "Renna Hedroth, you?" Chelle chuckled at Renna turning into such a hammer nerd, then looked down to see a little grey pegasus rubbing her cheek on her thigh.

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The dwarf just kept chugging his drink down. "Aye, Jordenklyv is me one true lass, me one belle in this big crazeh world...Oh! Ye meant MY name. Right, right. {hic} Some call me...Brimir...but you...ye can call me...Brimir!"

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#, as written by Karasz
"Excuse me if I drop in," Qwark entered the bar, "But I'm afraid that our chubby red guy left us because he realized that he has a job to take care of. He doesn't tell us where exactly, but whereabouts is confidential.... Huh... must be his family or somethin'?"

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Chelle pet the little pegasus, and was surprised when the odd little thing talked. "Hi, my name's Dewpy, what's youwrs?" Chelle scribbled her name down in her notebook and showed it to the pony. Derpy focussed on the writing. "Chelle... Dat's a pwetty name. Why can't you speak?" Chelle shrugged and wrote again. I was born like this. Derpy nodded. "Sow was I..." Derpy looked down, remembering the bruises and cuts... She smiled at Chelle and jumped up onto the stool Renna had left empty, knocking the thug next to her a bit, but he didn't say anything, knowing what Derpy could do. But he didn't know it was always accidental. Renna looked towards Quark and stood up suddenly, grinning. "Quark!! Great to see you again!" Renna walked over and gripped his hand in a shake like iron, with a strong pat on the back. "Brimir's needed? But we were just talking about hammers!" She sighed. "Ah well. Maybe I can drop in on Karasz or something. Or maybe get a drink or two..."

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Brimir suddenly sensed something amiss.

"...Well, I suppose that's my cue," the dwarf said, hopping off the barstool and grabbing his hammer. He then headed out with as much haste as he can muster.