Setting
A basic race track that resembles a number 8, but is much bigger. The first half will take place above the ground wilthe the last half leads to the underground. There are no gimmicks in the track. Regarding time trial, it takes about 5 laps to complete the course.
Minimap
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Cosmos Speedway is a part of 
Ingenium.
11 Characters Here
Starlow [117] The representitive of the Star Sprites
Setsuna Kiyoura [117] The quiet tsundere
Wario [101] This greedy glutton is out to strike it rich!
Captain Falcon [100] F-Zero's enigmatic racer #07.
Giant Realistic Flying Tiger [88] HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!!
Uncle Grandpa [88] He's everybody's uncle and grandpa!
Pit [88] This angel really rises to the occasion!
Thant [75] Just a guy who keeps on dying. And reincarnating. And dying. And reincarnating. You get the picture.
Quentel [74] Um... yarr! I'm a fighting machine! I'm totally perfect for the Techno Dome!
Zedrek, Daedra of Assassins [48] The Daedra of Assassins
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"Now look what you did, Torgue! You ruined the race and now the audience is out of control!" Moxxi glared at Mr. Torgue.
"YOU GOTTA ADMIT, I MADE A BADASS ENTRANCE IN HISTORY!!"
"Arggh, Jesus Christ..." Ghost facepalmed, "When the authorities arrive, you better be prayin' for a miracle, Boy. Two words: PUNITIVE DAMAGES."
"Stay right here and don't do anything from now on." Moxxi warned.
"BUT I GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS HERE! I JUST ASSISTED A CRAZY MURDEROUS PSYCHOPATH!"
"Damn it, Torgue!!!"
"You actually helped a blood thirsty monster?" Racer S questioned Mr Torgue, "For what reason did you do that?"
"HE WAS GONNA BE THE GREATEST F*CKING CHAMPION IN THE TECHNO DOME! NOW THE CORRUPT POLICE FORCE ARE RUINING THE FUN!"
"And now you ruined my event, you stupid idiot..." Moxxi groaned.
"Oh well! We may not win the prize money, but we sure had fun!" Uncle Grandpa said, "I guess we were trying to prove who's the fastest racer around here, am I right Giant Realistic Flying Tiger?"
The tiger roared in response.
"Yeah... I guess so." Luigi sighed, "So... what now?"
"I guess you people expect an apology from me," Moxxi spoke, "It's a shame that you all didn't win anything, but at least you showed me your hot rods. That turns me on for the most part. You can all expect your booby prizes in your doorstep once I find out how to repay you all."
"Err... No thanks. We're good." Luigi chuckled, "Thanks for the offer though.
"Ah good, the authorities have arrived." Moxxi saw them coming.
"YOU GOTTA ADMIT, I MADE A BADASS ENTRANCE IN HISTORY!!"
"Arggh, Jesus Christ..." Ghost facepalmed, "When the authorities arrive, you better be prayin' for a miracle, Boy. Two words: PUNITIVE DAMAGES."
"Stay right here and don't do anything from now on." Moxxi warned.
"BUT I GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS HERE! I JUST ASSISTED A CRAZY MURDEROUS PSYCHOPATH!"
"Damn it, Torgue!!!"
"You actually helped a blood thirsty monster?" Racer S questioned Mr Torgue, "For what reason did you do that?"
"HE WAS GONNA BE THE GREATEST F*CKING CHAMPION IN THE TECHNO DOME! NOW THE CORRUPT POLICE FORCE ARE RUINING THE FUN!"
"And now you ruined my event, you stupid idiot..." Moxxi groaned.
"Oh well! We may not win the prize money, but we sure had fun!" Uncle Grandpa said, "I guess we were trying to prove who's the fastest racer around here, am I right Giant Realistic Flying Tiger?"
The tiger roared in response.
"Yeah... I guess so." Luigi sighed, "So... what now?"
"I guess you people expect an apology from me," Moxxi spoke, "It's a shame that you all didn't win anything, but at least you showed me your hot rods. That turns me on for the most part. You can all expect your booby prizes in your doorstep once I find out how to repay you all."
"Err... No thanks. We're good." Luigi chuckled, "Thanks for the offer though.
"Ah good, the authorities have arrived." Moxxi saw them coming.
"THIS IS THE POLICE!" came a booming voice over the loudspeakers. "Cease and desist all violent activity and return to your homes! The situation will be dealt with!"
"Why don't ya make us, pigs?" spat a rioting audience member.
There is a brief pause. A police officer rolls down the window of his van and hurls a tear gas grenade into the crowd, scattering them.
"Why don't ya make us, pigs?" spat a rioting audience member.
There is a brief pause. A police officer rolls down the window of his van and hurls a tear gas grenade into the crowd, scattering them.
Wario, unfortunately, also got the brunt of the tear gas.
"{cough} Aaaagh - ! Can't...see...! {cough cough}"
He stumbled through the rioters, flailing his fists wildly.
"{cough} Aaaagh - ! Can't...see...! {cough cough}"
He stumbled through the rioters, flailing his fists wildly.
"Yoohoo! Officers!" Moxxi waved at the police while holding Torgue in her arms, "I think I have somebody you are looking for."
"AWWWW DON'T DO THIS, MOXXI! AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LOCK ME UP??"
"Sorry, Torgue, but justice must be served in a hot platter."
"AWWWW DON'T DO THIS, MOXXI! AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LOCK ME UP??"
"Sorry, Torgue, but justice must be served in a hot platter."
"Right you are," said a police officer, handcuffing Torgue. "M'am, would you care to tell us exactly how this started?"
The sound of "Ride of the Valkyries" fills the air as several officers look up, seeing Coronach airships flying over Sanctuary.
The sound of "Ride of the Valkyries" fills the air as several officers look up, seeing Coronach airships flying over Sanctuary.
"I was holding an intergalactic tour where about twelve racers compete to win cash prizes." Moxxi explained, "I had a little help from Ghost and his special friend. While the racers were preparing, the audience wanted to add a little spice to the curry. They started gambling and bet whoever won the race. The last three surviving racers were getting close to the finish line. But just as one of them hit first place, Torgue stole their place. Everything went wild in the audience. Some of them committed suicide, but some of them were taking this way too seriously and started killing each other. Now with the racing event ruined, I could not continue."
"Over so soon?" commented Ignacious, still over in the bleachers and beginning to jeer at the police officers after they send the rioters scattering. "BOO, Ignacious says! Boo indeed! At least give him both dinner AND a show!"
Grumbling, Ignacious grabs his half-eaten bucket of popcorn and prepares to leave - up until he also looks around upon hearing the blaring music, and sees the airships flying around Sanctuary's skies.
It doesn't take long before he starts laughing madly in glee and hops back into his seat.
Grumbling, Ignacious grabs his half-eaten bucket of popcorn and prepares to leave - up until he also looks around upon hearing the blaring music, and sees the airships flying around Sanctuary's skies.
It doesn't take long before he starts laughing madly in glee and hops back into his seat.
"... M'am, you are aware that is fraud on a massive scale?" asked a police officer. "And will result in three to fifteen years in jail?"
"Wait a minute- what?!" Moxxi can't believe that she also got in trouble for this event, "God-Fucking-DAMN IT!!!"
"Ha ha ha ha haaaa!" Ghost chuckled, "Looks like you'll have to look beautiful in black and white stripes anyway."
"Well you got involved in this too."
"GAAHH DAAAAAAMMNNN IT!!!!!"
"Ha ha ha ha haaaa!" Ghost chuckled, "Looks like you'll have to look beautiful in black and white stripes anyway."
"Well you got involved in this too."
"GAAHH DAAAAAAMMNNN IT!!!!!"
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"A riot, two arrests, and whatever's going on over Sanctuary," said an officer, handcuffing Moxxi.
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Captain Falcon assisted in capturing many of the rioters, bringing them to the officers. "That should be the last of them."
Wario stumbled onto the ground. "Mama-mia, my eyes, they on-a fire!"
Wario stumbled onto the ground. "Mama-mia, my eyes, they on-a fire!"
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"Much appreciated, Falcon," said an officer, escorting Moxxi and Torgue into a police van.
Other officers worked on handcuffing and hauling away various rioters - mostly those who kept trying to fight after the tear gas. This may or may not include Wario.
Other officers worked on handcuffing and hauling away various rioters - mostly those who kept trying to fight after the tear gas. This may or may not include Wario.
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"See you later, bimbo! I hope you enjoy living with your new inmate! Hah hah hah hah hah haaaaaaaah!!" Ghost taunted Moxxi, "Wooo!!! Well, I'm about go home anyway. Maybe I might do another show later. What do you think, Engineer?"
"Huurrddahhaddahh ahh aaaaahh!!!"
"Wait a minute, are you people still here? Go home! There's nothing to do anymore now that is over!" Ghost wants people to leave the speedway.
"Huurrddahhaddahh ahh aaaaahh!!!"
"Wait a minute, are you people still here? Go home! There's nothing to do anymore now that is over!" Ghost wants people to leave the speedway.
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"..." Captain Falcon boarded his Blue Falcon and drove it away from the mainland without a word.
Wario, meanwhile, stumbled his way out of the speedway area.
Wario, meanwhile, stumbled his way out of the speedway area.
A flaming bucket of popcorn is suddenly thrown at Ghost; the plastic tub landing over the man's hat and scattering bits of both popped and unpopped kernels onto him.
"How RUDE! Boo on you for helping host a FRAUD of a race!" said Ignacious, blowing a raspberry at Ghost before flying out of the speedway and heading for Sanctuary.
"How RUDE! Boo on you for helping host a FRAUD of a race!" said Ignacious, blowing a raspberry at Ghost before flying out of the speedway and heading for Sanctuary.
"Wait!" Starlow looks at Racer S, "We didn't get to see what you look like under that mask. Are you hiding your identity from anyone?"
"...." The racer looked away, "Yes. But I rather not show my true face in public. It will conflict with the public, including certain people that I know. And you may be ask what was the reason I joined this race?... The money."
"But for what reason? Fame? New motorcycle? A condo?" Luigi asked.
"No..." She looked down, "For charity..."
"WHA?!!" Luigi and Starlow were shocked.
"...I'm sorry. But I must leave..."
The racer leaves with some of her mechanics bringing her damaged motorcycle with her. With nothing else to do now, Luigi leaves with Starlow following him. But where is Uncle Grandpa? He and the tiger just... disappeared!
"...." The racer looked away, "Yes. But I rather not show my true face in public. It will conflict with the public, including certain people that I know. And you may be ask what was the reason I joined this race?... The money."
"But for what reason? Fame? New motorcycle? A condo?" Luigi asked.
"No..." She looked down, "For charity..."
"WHA?!!" Luigi and Starlow were shocked.
"...I'm sorry. But I must leave..."
The racer leaves with some of her mechanics bringing her damaged motorcycle with her. With nothing else to do now, Luigi leaves with Starlow following him. But where is Uncle Grandpa? He and the tiger just... disappeared!
With the airship bombings having stopped, police vans drive away for Sanctuary Prison, Moxxi and Torgue in tow...
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