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The Books Are All Wrong!

The Books Are All Wrong!

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Why are you humans so obsessed with Vampires and Werewolves? It's not just creepy, you depict us in a very racist way, you know!

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Introduction

For years, The Supernatural have been viewed as creatures of myth and legend, ranging from their beginnings as villainous fiends to rarer stories of righteous heroes fighting for what was right. For a time it was this way. They had also been known as times grew modern to have great skill at romance, but not all of them. At some point this wish to fall in love with these beings was overly done, and is now boring and in some cases, annoying.

Enter a Werewolf and a Vampire struggling to make it through these tough times where if they even showed off one attribute, not an angry mob, or something cool would appear, but swarms of lovesick fangirls would rush at them, begging to be taken into the boys' arms and made into Creatures of the night too.

It's annoying as hell.

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SLOTS

Guys
1) Vampire Boy (Shakoa)
2) Werewolf (taken by me)

Girls
1) Vampire Fangirl (Michaelis_xXx_Elly)
2) Werewolf Fangirl (Whitney080)

The two fangirls are constantly fighting over what's better…they may even become what they obsess over. However the vampire fangirl may become a werewolf, or the Werewolf fangirl a vampire. The Irony shall be delicious. >:)

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Name
Gender
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Abilities (Anything your character has that others don't Ex. the fangirls can 'sense' vampires and werewolves a mile away)

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First Off, I'd like to say I Do NOT reserve spots. You must try out for them!

1. No Godmodding

2. No Mary Sue's

3. The Vampire and Werewolf must appear as normal boys with normal interests like Sports (Rugby, regular american football, Basketball, etc.), girls, fights, etc. No Pretty boy Bishonens or else you are IMMEDIATELY rejected! we are here for satire! to make fun of the image they have today!

- The fangirls are not sex goddesses. -_- They are Highschoolers. Maybe they can become hotter if they get bitten and 'turned?'

That's all for now. Put this in your character sheet to show you have read the rules:

"Toilet Saga"

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Etsu looked up at him. "Ehh? Well..." She started as she sat up so that she was sitting so that her legs were out infront of her. "I-It was during the summer...Me and my dad were going camping up in the moutains. W-well, one day while I was gathering wood so we could have b-breakfast that a saw a..well I thought it w-was a regular wolf but I w-was oviously wrong..It tried to attack me when some guy came out and attacked it..." Etsu explained looking down at her lap twiddling with her fingers. "H-he had red eyes, and red hair...he told me to r-run so I did..W-when I got back to camp I realized what he p-probably was..." Etsu said quietly, embarrssed about telling him the story she hasn't really ever told anyone. "S-so yea He pretty m-much saved my life.."

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Through the story, Lucas' eyes widened slightly, quite noticeably. There was heavy doubt that any creature would reveal their kind, even to save the life of a little girl. It just made no sense. "And you think I'm...?" he couldn't help but ask; it just slipped.

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Etsu glanced at him then looked up at the ceiling. "Err...well I'm n-not one hundred precent s-sure.." She admitted. "I d-don't have any p-proof anyways...o-other then that time..."

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Etsu glanced at him then looked up at the ceiling. "Err...well I'm n-not one hundred precent s-sure.." She admitted. "I d-don't have any p-proof anyways...o-other then that time..."

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"That time...?" Lucas prompted, curious to hear how she thought he might be a vampire.

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"Ah! I mean t-the time i-in thw woods!" She said quickly so that she didn't have to talk about the other time. "U-Uhm, s-should we go back to d-drawing?" She offered hoping he would drop the subject.

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"Alright," Lucas mumbled in defeat. "So hair and shaky hands..."

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As Etsu lwas looking down at here sketch book, with her hair fanned around her, she peaked up at him. 'He seems diappointed...mabye I s-should just tell him I
l-l-like him....' She thought to herself looking back down at her sketchpad. She mindlessly drew a heart. When she noticed what she drew she gasped at immediatly ripped the page out and crumpled it. "Uhh..."

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Lucas jumped at the crumpling. "W-what?"

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"I-it's nothing!" SHe said trying to tuck the now crmpled piece of paper under her so that he couldn't see it.

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Lucas blinked a few times but said nothing about the paper that he could have sworn was a heart drawing. "So... hair?" he asked weakly.

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Etsi nodded quickly then started speaking. "U-uhh well there is a-actually diffrent w-ways to draw hair..." She started explaing. She explained a a bit more then drew diffrent type's of hair to show him She then handed him one of her sketch pads. "H-here, try d-drawing t-this type of h-hair..." She said showing him a drawing she drew when she just had started drawing. "T-this is one a drew when I had just s-started drawing.

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"A-all it really is, is spikes, c-curves, and shadowing." She explained handing him a pencil.

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Lucas looked at the picture. In a way, he could see how the other girls thought she just wanted attention. Her word choice itself seemed like showing off, but, at the same time, she had the right to show off, it seemed. He took the pencil, though he didn't see where the shadowing was, and applied it to paper. He seemed to be okay at drawing the longer-stroked hair, though he paused while his hand twitched a few times to keep from ruining what he was doing.

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Etsu watched as he proceeded to draw the hair. She saw him struggle a bit with his hand. She nervously glanced at his door before she put her hand over his. "I-it's ok, Just r-relax y-your hand." She said softly, blushing a bit.

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Lucas swallowed at the contact. Her skin was so warm on his colder hand. "I'm... kind of... handicapped... Ah..." It was never easy for a guy to admit a fault - his ego would surely be sore for a while. "I have nerve issues..."

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Etsu smiled up at him. "I-it's fine, nobodys perfect.." She said. She then looked back down at the paper. "U-uhh we can continue t-this later if you w-want." She offered.

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"We can, if you want to." Lucas offered her back her items. "My shakiness... isn't going to change..." Nothing about me ever will.

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Etsu frowned and squeezed his hand. "T-there's nothing wrong with that." She said to him. "I like you the way y-you are.." She said then blushed realizing what she had just admmited to. She quickly moved her hand away from his and looked down. "I-I uhh I didn't mean to..."

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"You don't like me because you think I'm a vampire?" Lucas questioned, mumbling quietly. He didn't move away or seem to mind the admittance too badly. Though, he really didn't know how to react. It was... 'nice', for lack of better words, to him, at least, to hear that someone liked him.

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Etsu blushed and looked down. "U-Um a-actually I've like you b-before I thought you w-were a vampire..." She admmited. "I l-liked you ever s-scine middle school..."

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Lucas stared at her for at least ten seconds. Was he really that blind? And, more importantly, did he have feelings for her? He couldn't say he had strong feelings for her, but he didn't want to see her sad or hurt. Did that count? Or was he just being a gentleman? He slid a hand through his hair in thought and finally looked to his wall and away from her. Did these multiple questions he had mean he had complicated feelings for her? He was overly confused. "I... never knew that..." he finally managed to say. "We never... talked..." Would it be a good idea to get to know her? What if he did like her? That would only end badly for them both, that much was true. One day, he was sure, if they started hanging around together constantly, he'd want to taste her blood, and it wasn't like in the books where the vampire stopped drinking right before the girl died. He could really kill her. No amount of love would help him there.

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Etsu's face turned tomato red as she put her hand in front of her. "I k-know! Because I felt like i-if I talked to you I would be wasting y-your time.." She said sadly. "I-I know for a fact that you dislike me though..." She said looking down at her lap. "I'm one of those girl's that guy's don't just fall for.."

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"I wouldn't say that. Who was it that was ready to beat my brains out over you?" Lucas' expression turned to concern as he touched her cheek. "I don't dislike you. You just... scared me..." Now that he thought about it, his excuse - as that's all he could call it - sounded weak, but it was true. He was scared she would reveal him. He was scared he could fall for her. He was scared of fangirl rape. And he was scared that the town would bring torches to the house he had called home for a decade.

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Etsu put her hand over his, that was on her cheek and smiled. "If your thinking that I would EVER reveal you...please just let me say that I wold never do that..." She said looking up at him smiling. SHe could tell that he was concerned and decided that she was being silly, there was no reason to be nervous. He probably had a MUCH tougher life then her for a fact. She wouldn't ever dream of reavealing him and ruining his life like that. She then sighed and released his hand and stood up. "Mabye I should go... I don't want you to feel scared..." She said, since he said that he was scared of her, not like she knew why though. 'Mabye i'm just crazy...' She thought to herself.

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She was already sure that he was a vampire. How strange. "You don't have to." Lucas looked up to her. He realized she wasn't very tall again. "I am... a... vampire," he whispered, though there wasn't a reason to. She was so sure, did it matter if he confessed?

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Shakoa

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

It died a while back... I just found the link again.

JayZeroSnake

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

IT HAS BEGUN!

Shakoa

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

Is this still open? ;o I'd like to try out for the vampire boy spot.

GamerX

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

I don't think my character submitted right since I can't even see it on my list of characters.....

Whitney080

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

I just submitted a girl for the "Werewolf Fangirl." xD

I didn't say anything before because you said you do not reserve spots, soo.. (:

Hope she's okay and accepted! :D I totally understand if she isn't though.^^

JayZeroSnake

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

Sure Gamer. But I'm trying to get the stupid image to change. It seems this RP alone won't let me change the picture. DX

GamerX

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

I am going to post a character for the Vampire guy spot.

JayZeroSnake

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

once I've seen all the others interested in joining if there's any.

tinyartist18

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

When will we know if a character is accepted or not?

JayZeroSnake

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

Just remember this is a try out: anyone can still join! no reservations means you can make a character even if someone else has too! :P

Michaelis_xXx_Elly

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

Urghh i cant find any freakin normal highschool girl photos >< uhh how about this one? http://s1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd4 ... 6f9f_b.jpg ? Too ..sparkly? xDD Im trying to look for a black haired girl but alas no luck -_-;

JayZeroSnake

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

Go For it! :P

tinyartist18

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

Sure, why not. I'll be going for the werewolf fangirl, if that's fine.

Michaelis_xXx_Elly

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

ahh mkayy

JayZeroSnake

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

you may try out for the role. I do not reserve spots.

Michaelis_xXx_Elly

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

Can I reserve vampire girl fangirl please??~

JayZeroSnake

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