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The Books Are All Wrong!

The Books Are All Wrong!

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Why are you humans so obsessed with Vampires and Werewolves? It's not just creepy, you depict us in a very racist way, you know!

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Introduction

For years, The Supernatural have been viewed as creatures of myth and legend, ranging from their beginnings as villainous fiends to rarer stories of righteous heroes fighting for what was right. For a time it was this way. They had also been known as times grew modern to have great skill at romance, but not all of them. At some point this wish to fall in love with these beings was overly done, and is now boring and in some cases, annoying.

Enter a Werewolf and a Vampire struggling to make it through these tough times where if they even showed off one attribute, not an angry mob, or something cool would appear, but swarms of lovesick fangirls would rush at them, begging to be taken into the boys' arms and made into Creatures of the night too.

It's annoying as hell.

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SLOTS

Guys
1) Vampire Boy (Shakoa)
2) Werewolf (taken by me)

Girls
1) Vampire Fangirl (Michaelis_xXx_Elly)
2) Werewolf Fangirl (Whitney080)

The two fangirls are constantly fighting over what's better…they may even become what they obsess over. However the vampire fangirl may become a werewolf, or the Werewolf fangirl a vampire. The Irony shall be delicious. >:)

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Name
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Abilities (Anything your character has that others don't Ex. the fangirls can 'sense' vampires and werewolves a mile away)

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First Off, I'd like to say I Do NOT reserve spots. You must try out for them!

1. No Godmodding

2. No Mary Sue's

3. The Vampire and Werewolf must appear as normal boys with normal interests like Sports (Rugby, regular american football, Basketball, etc.), girls, fights, etc. No Pretty boy Bishonens or else you are IMMEDIATELY rejected! we are here for satire! to make fun of the image they have today!

- The fangirls are not sex goddesses. -_- They are Highschoolers. Maybe they can become hotter if they get bitten and 'turned?'

That's all for now. Put this in your character sheet to show you have read the rules:

"Toilet Saga"

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Etsu frowned. "D-do I scare you t-that much?" Etsu said sadly. She then thought for a second. "W-well t-today there a festival going on down at the p-park..." Etsu said slowly, then looked up at him. "I-I mean you don't h-have to go if you don't w-want to." Etsu explained quickly looking back down.

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Lucas lowered his hood and shook his head to her question. "Isn't that... my job to ask you?" he said lamely. "I'll go," came the relatively happy reply; he smiled to make it seem more legitimate. She hadn't asked him to turn her. That was a huge relief. She hadn't asked him to tell her whether or not he was a vampire. Also a huge relief. It was just a normal teen hangout thing, very manageable, very simple. And maybe he'd get another kiss.

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Etsu blushed and giggled a little at what he said. "O-ok." She said calmly but inside...'HE SAID YES! HE SAID YESS! Yay!~' She thought to herself with fireworks going off in her head. She wasn't only happy by the fact he was a vampire but also happy because she never really has been on a date before. "S-so should I meet you somewhere or...?" She asked looking up at him. 'Man this guy is tall...I feel like a smurf...' She thought to herself, not knowing if he could or couldn't read minds or somthing..

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Meeting somewhere... Lucas hadn't thought that far. At a house? He wasn't so eager to see her obsessive items, but girls always took so long to get ready. "Well... we could meet after school. Do you ride a bus or walk?" He rubbed under his eye while repressing a yawn. Yet more time spent awake. Mentally, he prayed it would be a night-time fair, else he'd probably conk out in the middle of sitting somewhere.

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"..U-uhh..I walk... but could we please not meet at my house..." Etsu said sadly. "It's tonight, you dont h-have to dress up or anything..we can meet at the bus stop across the street.." Etsu offered fiddling with the edge of her black and red lacey skirt.

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"Alright. That sounds perfect." This would give Lucas enough time to warn his family about possibly having a human in the house. Not that he thought they'd attack her, but he had no idea. They might, if they were stupid. His parents were pretty crazy in terms of acting human. That'd also give them time to remember human habits, just in case they somehow met her. Then a thought hit him. Was she obsessed with just him or all vampires? Oh no... "What time?" He smiled, though inside he was panicking.

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Ryder sighed at his words, leaning her forehead against her locker for a split moment before straightening up. "What's your name anyway?" she asked, needing to know it since calling him the 'Werewolf Dude,' would probably be a little too much. He already was afraid of her as it was. 'Wimp,' she thought, lips twitching as she fought a smile. She looked back at him, brown eyes widening at his words. "Take me..Somewhere..Nice?" she echoed him, fixing her bag's strap nervously. Really? Was he awarding her for being the person to "stalk" him the longest?

Ryd definitely felt like a freak. She thought of all the pictures and posters she had at home. All the books, movies, video games.. All about Werewolves. She needed to get rid of that stuff, start acting normal for a change. The thought was painful, however. "Right after school, uhmm.." Ryder bit her lower lip absentmindedly, a extreme nervous habit of her's. Would her parents mind? She didn't have a phone to call them. They would not believe her anyway, if she said she was going some place with a guy. They would possibly laugh. "Sure. Sounds like a plan," she finally agreed, eyes back on the werewolf guy. Wouldn't his reputation go down ten fold.. Taking out the nerdy girl with the big glasses, good grades, and a obsession for werewolves...

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"U-uhh..tonight at.." Etsu glaced at the clock. "Uhh, 7:30 i-is fine.." She said. Etsu paused for a second, then looked at him. "I'm sorry..about..scaring you.." She said sincerly then started walking away. "Bye-bye..see you tonight..." She said as she was walking away.

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"Drake. Drake Macleod." He introduced. He didn't really mind going on a little date with this geeky girl. He was kind of one himself, and was a Delinquent. He enjoyed getting into fights and telling people he didn't like to 'F#ck off.'

"Feel free to wear your shirt." He told her, holding it out. "I dress how I like. And if they don't like it, then frankly my dear, they can kiss my shiny, bad ass."

cracking a smile, he looked over her shoulder, looking for his Vampire buddy. seeing him busy with his stalker, he looked back to Ryder, and the two headed for class.

"We better not be late…"

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Lucas waved to her as she left, mind going blank for a long moment. A date at a festival with his stalker... Things could be much worse. With a sigh, he walked to class and sat down. He'd have to go find something to eat and wash up before the date. And he had Physics homework. Perfect.

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Etsu walked into class and took a seat at the desk. She looked over at the empty desk next to her. '..I wonder where Ryder is...' Etsu thought to herself. She got out her sketchpad and started drawing a purple and blue dragon, humming, waiting for class to start.

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"Drake," Ryder said quickly, pushing her glasses off the bridge of her nose gently. Why was he trying to be nice to her? Was he going to try and embarrass her later? Was he possibly going to drive somewhere and drop her off in the middle of nowhere? Millions of questions shot through her head, but she repressed them. She looked down out her shirt as Drake held it out to her, blinking a few times. Her head snapped upward as he continued speaking, looking at him skeptically. "Shiny?" she joked, pressing her lips in a straight line to keep from laughing as she took her shirt from him.

"I don't know, I might actually dress normal, might even take off my glasses if you're lucky." Ryd teased, shaking her head as they walked to class. She had contacts, but never wore them, preferring her glasses. Having stepped into class before the bell rang she smiled some, "Not late.." she mused, sliding into the seat beside Estu. "Hey," she whispered, grabbing paper and a pen from her messenger bag.

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Etsu glaced over at Ryder saying a quick hey. "Hey..so...I saw you with Drake..." Etsu said casually, lazily dragging her pencil on her paper.

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Drake took his usual seat, as he waited for Lucas to sit down.

"Dude. You're lucky you don't turn into a mindless animal at night in the physical sense. That means you can tap that Etsu chick anytime you want."

(yeah…shortpost….tonight's the night they may learn the secret.)

(anyone wanna skip to the festival after a post or two?)

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Ryder nodded, scribbling a few things on her paper. "Yea, no biggie." she grumbled, blowing a silky lock of hair from her face. "What about you and that one guy, what's his name? Lucas? Saw you with him," she said then shrugged, yawning lightly. She was tired, maybe going somewhere tonight wasn't a good idea. 'No, don't bail,' she thought, leaning her cheek on one of her hands.

(Doesn't matter to me..)

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"I'm not tapping anything," Lucas defended with something of a frown-pout. "At least you don't smell food every time you go to school." He leaned back and started making a paper duck. "So how'd it go? Taking her out?"

(I'm for it.)

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(ignore this)

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(She was talking to Etsu! :P)

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"Whatever!" replied Drake, punching his friend in the arm. "and yeah. Just once for now. If she does well, maybe I'll get with her. And if she's perfect, I'll show her my secret, maybe even get married when we're older…"

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"You're putting a lot of trust in that, but wouldn't it be nice?" Lucas leaned back in his seat, putting his feet on the basket under the desk in front of him.

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"It's worth a shot." Shrugged Drake. "She's kinda cute when you think about it. But I still have a couple doubts. So I'll keep my guard up."

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"Yeah, she is kind of cute." Lucas smirked a little. "Always did like girls with glasses."

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Etsu looked back down at her drawing. "Mmm, nothing really.." She said. The bell then rang, it was the end of the day. Etsu got up and packed her things then slung her bag back over her shoulder. "Well...bye-bye Ryder see you tomorrow." Etsu said patting her on the back as she walked out. Etsu walked home, she entered the house, not surprised that her parents wern't home. "..Whatever.." She thought to herself and went up the stairs throwing her bag onto the bed. She went into the bathroom and took a shower. "Wonder what I should wear..." Etsu thought to herseelf as she got out of the shower drying her hair. She opened her closet and looked through it. She pulled out a outfit and put it on quickly. She then her bag and went out of the house to the bus stop.

((http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd4 ... arge-1.jpg <--Meh she's wearing this))

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When the bell rang, Lucas gathered his things and stood, glancing at Drake. "Catch ya' later." He turned and left the school. Forget feeding. He had homework. Of course he had all the nerdiest classes, and of course he had hours of homework to complete that night. The joys of being a vampire in round one of high school; he actually had to get a diploma.

Arriving home, Lucas was stopped by his mother, forced into a hug, a very tight, overly-loving hug. "You're squishing me," Lucas fake-weezed out. "I don't have time to die today!"

"Oh, shush and take it like a man!" his redheaded mother said with a smirk as she just hugged him tighter.

Lucas started to squirm and turned himself away from her, clawing at the air. "I have-I have homework and a date!" That was all it took to get his mother to let go. Now she was talking in the mom talk over how cute this was going to be, but Lucas didn't stick around to hear it. He ran up to his bedroom and worked on his homework until an hour before the festival.

Then he went to shower and, after, get dressed for his 'big' date with Estu. He had to look nice-ish, at the least, and it was a choice between an anime outfit or a dress shirt. There were doubts about what Estu liked and what would make him seem more like a vampire, so he just went with the dress shirt outfit, having no desire to muddle around in his anime shirts and hoodies for the perfect combo.

(Outfit: http://www.omiru.com/wp-content/images/ ... 073107.jpg )

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Etsu stood leaning against a pole, waiting for Lucas. It was a bit chilly out but she didn't really mind. She looked up at the moon and smiled. 'The moons so pretty...' She thought to herself. Somone tapped her on her shoulder and she turned around to see her friend Lola. "Oh hai Lola." Etsu said smiling, Lola smiled back. "Hey Etsu..uhh..whats the occasion?" Lola asked looking up and down at Etsu. "Ohh this? Nothing really.." Etsu said looking back up at the stars. Lola chuckled. "Suuure, whatever you say Etsu. "Lola!" They both turned around to see her brother, Tamakii , walking up to them. He looked down at Etsu and smiled. "Oh, hey Etsu." He said blushing. Lola laughed and shook her head. "Why don't you just ask her out already bro?" LOla asked teasing him. Etsu blushed and looked down. "W-what!? Lola, Why would you-!?" Lola put her hand over his mouth. "Yea, yea, yea we all already know." She said laughing. Tamakii blushed then looked at Etsu. "Well..do you?" He asked blushing. Etsu looked up at him sadly. "W-well I'm kinda going on a date right now.." She said looking down the street. "Who? Who is he?" Tamakii asked a bit angry.

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I may not be completely normal in the brain, but I usually blend into society without an issue. A very interesting... person... changed me to what I am, a very, very interesting person...

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"If you're wondering why every full moon I'm not home.. It's because I'm trying to find a Werewolf. Y'know, typical teen-aged girl stuff..."

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"All concerns of men go wrong when they wish to cure evil with evil...~"

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"If you're wondering why every full moon I'm not home.. It's because I'm trying to find a Werewolf. Y'know, typical teen-aged girl stuff..."

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Lucas Kyle Romano

I may not be completely normal in the brain, but I usually blend into society without an issue. A very interesting... person... changed me to what I am, a very, very interesting person...

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"All concerns of men go wrong when they wish to cure evil with evil...~"

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"If you're wondering why every full moon I'm not home.. It's because I'm trying to find a Werewolf. Y'know, typical teen-aged girl stuff..."

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Lucas Kyle Romano

I may not be completely normal in the brain, but I usually blend into society without an issue. A very interesting... person... changed me to what I am, a very, very interesting person...

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Etsu Ann Hiro

"All concerns of men go wrong when they wish to cure evil with evil...~"


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Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

It died a while back... I just found the link again.

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Is this still open? ;o I'd like to try out for the vampire boy spot.

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I don't think my character submitted right since I can't even see it on my list of characters.....

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I just submitted a girl for the "Werewolf Fangirl." xD

I didn't say anything before because you said you do not reserve spots, soo.. (:

Hope she's okay and accepted! :D I totally understand if she isn't though.^^

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

Sure Gamer. But I'm trying to get the stupid image to change. It seems this RP alone won't let me change the picture. DX

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

I am going to post a character for the Vampire guy spot.

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once I've seen all the others interested in joining if there's any.

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When will we know if a character is accepted or not?

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

Just remember this is a try out: anyone can still join! no reservations means you can make a character even if someone else has too! :P

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Urghh i cant find any freakin normal highschool girl photos >< uhh how about this one? http://s1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd4 ... 6f9f_b.jpg ? Too ..sparkly? xDD Im trying to look for a black haired girl but alas no luck -_-;

Re: [OOC] The Books Are All Wrong!

Sure, why not. I'll be going for the werewolf fangirl, if that's fine.

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you may try out for the role. I do not reserve spots.

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Can I reserve vampire girl fangirl please??~

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