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Jesus H. Christ

The J-man. Can turn water into wine, raise the dead, and other Jesus-y stuff.

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a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by crazybilliscrazy

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Jesus H. Christ takes a step back, the man's attack missing horribly. "Man, you suck." He turns to Fianna. "Your boyfriend sucks."

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 “ "She still sucks.." ”

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Jesus H. Christ dodges the slap. "When you started sucking."

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Jesus H. Christ lights a joint and sighs. "Man. People suck."

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Jesus H. Christ raises an eyebrow "Uh, you sure? Cause I'm a great lay."

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Jesus H. Christ appears behind Sydeny. "How about me?" He hands her a glass of water that darkens and becomes wine.

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Jesus H. Christ shrugs. "I don't want sex. Just want to talk."

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Jesus H. Christ looks over his shoulder at his dad. "Shut up..." He motions at Sydney.

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Jesus H. Christ shrugs. "Hows about we talk about cunnilingus?"

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Jesus H. Christ laughs. "Whats your favorite technique? I like the alphabet method myself." He removes his joint from his mouth and exhales a cloud of smoke.

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Jesus H. Christ was too high to really know what was going on.

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Jesus H. Christ enters. "Sup Bitches?"

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Jesus H. Christ bursts through the wall, next to 1980's God "Oh Yeah!"

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Jesus H. Christ turns to look at Horus. "Dude, you Kool-aid man too?!"

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Jesus H. Christ nods and sits down at the bar, rolling a joint and placing it into his mouth. "Lets get this party started."

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Jesus H. Christ lights the joint and takes a hit, "Oh yeah, thats the stuff."

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Jesus H. Christ passes the joint to Horus. "Here you go, dude."

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Jesus H. Christ rests his head on the bar. "Oh yeah...so fucking cozy..."

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Jesus H. Christ mumbles, still resting his head on the bar. "Man...so...cozy.."

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Jesus H. Christ stretches, mumbling more. "So fucking...cozy"