Tribes

[Aniihya]

This is the auto-generated OOC topic for the roleplay "Tribes"

I already made my first post. It has a tiny bit of fantasy in it regarding my character but otherwise it fits to the bronze age.

Stuff my alcoholic history teacher said: Bronze Age - "The Akkadians, Assyrians, Sumerians and Babylonians were the most advanced cultures. They curled their beards, wore jewelry and had weekly parties while other cultures were still rotting in caves, sacrificing virgins to the gods."

Ancient Greece - "Back then Greece was comparable with an European city: Great nightlife, good prostitutes, gay bars everywhere and having parties after work. Just one thing hasnt changed in 2500 years: The greek public still revolts at least once each decade because they always have corrupt politicians."

WWI - "Kaiser Wilhelm II was an idol to many Germans but he screwed it up by taxing champagne and overestimating himself."

And the best statement - "Germans didnt start the world wars, it was the Austrians. We get the blame because Germans back then were dumb enough to willingly follow anyone."

I had a great history teacher who had a good sense of humor regarding historical events. If it doesnt seem that funny, then its either the German sense of humor or that it isnt as funny when you translate it from German.