Drumroll Please....

[Ambassador Cutestory]

Howdy folks, I'm Cutestory (that's a joke, I'm a guy. Don't be fooled by the name, I've nerves of steel.) I've not had much previous experience of RPing, but it looks like fun. I like ukulele music and Chinese food and though I'm British I'm sick to death of hearing Monty Python jokes. Sorry folks, but everything gets old after the twenty-eighth time. To prove I'm not completely anti-humour, everyone in this thread must contribute a joke!

*Ahem*

A man walks into a bar and orders nine shots of the most expensive liqour available. The bartender is taken aback, but assuming the mans friends are about to arrive he lays out nine shot glasses and begins to fill them one by one. As he is filling the sixth the man begins to down them, slamming them back one after the other. The bartended finishes pouring the last just as the man grabs it and tosses it down.

The bartended is shocked, "I've never seen anyone drink like that!"

"You'd drink like that too if you had what I have." The man replies bitterly.

"What do you have?"

"About eight cents."

Ba-doom-tish!

Also, I've been masquerading as Buzz on the chat for the last few hours in case anyone recognizes me.

[Aslin]

A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass."

The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn't even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?"

The man answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar."
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just had to do it ( :
Welcome to RPG!

[Ryand-Smith]

The cold, cool sound of his BGM, the Sword of Magus, played. as the fighter focused, waiting for his steel to hit the ground. Ryand nodded, as instead, he quickly swung, cleaving the feelings of unwelcome, for his mission. He then nodded, looking up at the Stars. He said, "Welcome Buzz, to RPGateway," before falling, his sword in his hands.

I am Ryand-Smith, resident hotblooded Roleplayer of justice! I'm here, as part of the elite tactical command, under the power of the Creator, Remeus/Master. However, don't be alarmed, we are here to help you with anything roleplay related.With this said, Please do not forget to Read the Rules and The RPGateway User Manual, and I am sure we will be all right. PM or IM me with any questions, and I will get to them as soon as possible. Do not forget. The name of the machine does not matter, it is the Pilot who will make victory possible!


I have some RPs that I would humbly suggest for you.
The Magical Lyrical Technical Wings, A Fantasy RP with Cyberpunk elements, and for you Futuristic lovers.. Super Robot Wars for ROCKON, and Giant Robots!