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Galactic News Network (Multiverse)

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Saarai on Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:35 pm

(Longing for something to serve as a source of news for the Multiverse, but in the form of guerrilla news, I'm creating this thread. Galatic News Network isn't available to all who aren't in the know, but it's distributed just about everywhere in the Multiverse. If someone feels like their character would read an issue, or not, that's up to them. Without further ado...)

Welcome Back Edition


We are back, ladies and gentleman. It's been a long hiatus, but GNN is back to give you all the news you need to know and care about without all of the red tape and propaganda.

First up, word is that the slave trade is growing and expanding. Most of you might not remember the mass kidnappings on Terra from a few months ago, but this journalist likes to believe that they are connected. Let's hope Terran Law Enforcement thinks so too. It's been awhile since they've had to deal with a giant demon lord trying to have his way with their asses. So, they should be free.

They should especially be free because no longer is Terra under the control of a fascist empire. That's one of the things we here at GNN wanted to really comment on. Some would say a fascist empire would be better than the mostly leaderless, somewhat divided regime Terra has now.

You guys do know you need to have elections, right?

In other news, not long ago the military of Misrana and of Hera Prime fended off an attack on the latter. An impressive victory for the Supremacy, right? Well, there's unconfirmed reports that they had some help from a third party. They came, they saw, they conquered, and just like that, they were gone.

Do we have a Flying Dutchman in space? I'd like to think not, but I've seen stranger things just going out to buy milk.

Related to the first story, criminal organization The Hammer And Star is said to be expanding their reach to many other places in the galaxy, and others. Reports of them having a large presence in the city of Hanzai on Hera Prime. There's also been reports of them gradually arriving on the planet Cryo to take part in the planet's many... illegal enterprises. This includes the slave trade.

Speaking of Cryo, it's apparently the place to go for underground mech fighting, even after the Aschen took over the region. Though, saying they took over would be inaccurate. They're there, but resistance groups aren't making it easy for our former Aschen Overlords to make a home.

Maybe take some time to research the people you're trying to oppress before moving in. It might save you from wasting money and resources fighting rebels.

Though, you Aschen have never been known for your ability to think ahead, right?

This has been GNN bringing you the news, now in 3D.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

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Re: Galactic News Network (Multiverse)

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Saarai on Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:15 pm

Election Season!!!!111!!!!1!1


Election season is here on Terra. Now, we here at GNN know that people might be skeptical about the elections. We can assure you that no Aschen are in the running. Yet.

Surprisingly, no anthromorphic unicorns seems to be in the running as well. I was hoping for representation for everyone, Terra. You've got long ways to go for equality.

What isn't surprising? Gunfire in the streets of Wing City, convoys being attacked and increased sells of Elysium. But, what is surprising is that there is a new chief to deal with it all. Hopefully he can get the WCPD into shape with some real, fresh, leadership. The NPA is all fun and dandy, but they aren't exactly the most approachable.

We here at GNN caught up with Mary Munroe, one of the heads of the Invictus Paramilitary Company, about her plans to run in the elections. She had this to say:

"A little color to the ballot would be nice. Peckerwoods all over that sh*t. Oh! Coming next year, reality TV show, Real Vampire Wives of Wing City."

That show sounds terrible already.

This has been GNN with the news you need to know. Now with CGI special effects.

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