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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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I'd be having steak tonight!

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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10 meters.

If a tree falls in the forrest, and no one is there to hear it, does the bell still make a sound?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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(Haha, I'll say that next time he brings it up! xD)

One day at a time! :D

Can I swallow my tongue?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Only if you cut it out first.

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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The same reason I have a banana in my coat pocket. Cuz it's yellow.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Cus the stork made them that way.

Why do people drive on a parkway and and park in a driveway?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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That happens because we are naturally a reversed species.

How much does a grain of rice weigh?
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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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As sharp or dull as you want it.

Why do I hear babies eating melons nearby?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Because they miss summer and want to bring it back.

Why does warm milk make me want to cry?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Because somebody sneaks chopped onions into each cup of warm milk that you get close to.

Are you hungry?
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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Do you even need to ask?

what are you doing here?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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42

Did you get the reference?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Oh yes I did!

Why are Vocaloid so damn addictive to listen to?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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The hamster in the vent says it's because I made it that way.

Why do people fight for the rights of unborn babies, but if that baby grows up to be gay, ignore him and not fight for his rights then?
so go, now, find yourself
you're selfish, condescending

you and me are now

forever

forever

so go play god
in someone else's life

'cause you and me are now

forever

forever dead

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Because there are these things called hypocrites that only care when it is convenient to their supposed religious/political/etc... views to do so. Also, get with the program, there are a lot of really sucky people out there. I'd have thought it would be obvious. ;)

What is it about things that taste like peppermint that makes you want to eat more than one if they're not reasonably large?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Watermellons....

Why is it that snakes are poisonous?
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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Else they would not have a purpose at all.

Why is stupidity so hard to eliminate?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Because its a genetic disorders shared by most humans and a few birds.

Why do guitars have 2 E strings?
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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Because E is the most awesome note of the musical scale.

Why do Disney movies take on a whole different meaning once you lose your innocence?

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Re: The Game of Stupidity

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Blame Sigmund Freud.

Why aren't there any sky whales?

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