I was trying to wait for a few more people to post but I guess I will now. xD
In the meantime. Heres the ending to Gintama episode 216 to keep you occupied. xP
Kagura: Look at the conveyor belt.
Kid: I don't see a thing. Maybe this place is a mess because the chief is dead?
All the kids: The chief is moving down the conveyor belt!
Kagura: The 1st step is to fix the broken factory chief.
Kid: Thats where you start?! Broken chief?! Your the ones who broke him!
Shinpachi: The factory chief was broken to begin with.
Kid: Nobody respects the chief!
Kagura: 1st, we use tissues to wipe up the bloody body.
Kid: Thats one of the parts for the Patriot! Start assembling the Patriot already!
Shinpachi: Next, we use toilet paper to wipe away his bloody past.
Kid: Who cares about his past?! Make the Patriot already!
Kagura: And then you use the Patriot to wake him up.
Kid: The Patriot's already finished! Why would you use a Patriot to make a Patriot?
Shinpachi: Then you repeat the process 3 times.
Kid: Your just abusing him! And aren't these the people who were shot?
Kagura: The chief must settle past accounts before he can be revived.
Kid: They're just getting revenge!
Shinpachi: And finally, we send the factory chief into the healing machine. The factory chief is complete!
Kid: Nothing changed!
Kagura: This is the completed form of the factory chief. He was born broken.
Kid: What was the point of the whole process then?!
Shinpachi: In the second step, we give the assembled factory chief motivation. Also know as giving the factory chief a goal.
Kid: Enough with the chief!
Shinpachi: The chief is absolutely necessary for the production of a Patriot, so this can't be avoided.
Kid: When are you going to make a Patriot?! This is turning into a factory for making chiefs! Hm? What's that? They put him in a school uniform. *conveyor belt goes faster* It's so fast! I can barely keep up!
Another kid: Hey! Look over there!
Tsukuyo and Sarutobi: Hooray! Hooray! Do your best! *holding a banner that says "Do your best! Become the best factory chief in Japan!!"*
Kid: Why are they acting like he's on a train to Tokyo?!
Sarutobi: We believe in you! You can become the best factory chief in Japan!
Tsukuyo: You can do it, Facto!
Kid: His name is Facto?! Hey! What kind of process is this?! Now we have some kind of funky set!
Hasegawa: You want to become a factory chief?! You were destined to inherit my toilet paper business from the day you were born!
Kid" Who's that?!
Hasegawa: Go to Edo to work for a tissue factory?! Don't look down on me! *throws toilet paper at his head* You think that toilet paper's only meant for wiping the ass?!
Kid: Why is the factory chief's father here?!
Another kid: This must be a flashback. He was kicked out of his home, which would explain the previous scene.
Kondou" *comes in dressed as a lady* Darling! Stop it! Our son is making paper in his own way!
Kid: Now his mother's here?!
Hasegawa: Let me go, Isako! This is a discussion between men! Ah, Facto! Where are you going?! I'm not finished with you yet!
Kid: What are they trying to do?! Oh, hes wearing his old clothes again.
Hijikata: Oh, chief. Good work. *hands him a soda*
Kid: He has a buddy with him now!
Hijikata: Why are you taking a nap here?
Kid: Hes not taking a nap! Hes been out cold on the conveyor belt this whole time!
Hijikata: Thinking about the old times again? Your old man was really something. A family of toilet paper men who refused to use tissues. When wiping his ass, blowing his nose, writing down notes... He even used toilet paper for tires on his car.
Kid: Is that last 1 even necessary?!
Hijikata: You left your home because you didn't want to follow in his footsteps. And so you became chief of a tissue factory. You still refuse to use toilet paper? Heh heh. You're jsut as stubborn as your father. Still, chief... If your old man saw you now, I'm sure he'd be willing to use tissues.
Kondou: He never changed... He was always so stubborn. He used toilet paper to wipe his ass and blow his nose. When your tissues 1st went on sale, he used toilet paper to wipe away the tears. Tissues weren't good enough for him.
Hijkata: Chief! What are you thinking?! You really think this product will sell?!
Sarutobi: I can't go along with this!
Tsukuyo: Hey, did you hear? The chief has come up with some crazy new product.
Kid: D-Don't tell me...
Kondou: His job's on the line. But he insists on going through with the idea.
Kid: It can't be...
Kondou: Hey, what kind of product are we talking about?
Kid: No way...
Gintoki: Toilet paper and tissue join together. The ultamite paper for wiping away your tears.
Kid: Th-That's the Patriot!
Gintoki: We will now proceed to the final step for creating the Patriot.
Kid: Look! Above the conveyor belt!
Hasegawa: *halfnaked with angel wings and a mustache and beard* Come, Patriot factory chief!
Shinpachi: Do you still think that Patriots are trash?
Kagura: Do you still think that this job is trash?
Shinpachi: Jobs aren't meant to be compared. When you willingly work for the sake of someone else, your doing your job. Every job deserves respect. Because the world needs all of us to do our jobs. Would you like to try doing your job? *opens the door to the conveyor belt room.*
Shinpachi and Kagura: Go help the factory chief. *all the kids run through dramatically*
Gintoki: K-Kids...
All the kids: *all do falcon kicks* You should have just gotten your ass off the conveyor belt!
Kid: Good work everyone.
Other kid: Yeah, we took out the trash.
Kid: Those damn fools wasted out time with that stupid show.
Shinpachi: That was an educational experience.
Kagura: Yep.
(Pardon my typos. >D)
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