Surviving the Memories

[fauxreality]

This is possibly the worst speech ever written. -___-

[ArhaHitomi888]

No! I'm sure it's not!

[fauxreality]

It really is, but it's the first one I've ever written. So I hope the teacher and my classmates aren't to harsh on me. :p

[fauxreality]

I don't get home till nine tonight, but don't worry I will definitely post when I get back.
I'll need something to keep my mind off how horribly I'm gonna suck at this speech thing. >.<
Why, oh why did I choose this class instead of one on one speaking or small group speaking?

[fauxreality]

Whoa. Nobody posted today?

[tragicallylovely]

I posted late last night waiting for others to post!

[fauxreality]

I know. :)
Everyone must be busy!

[ArhaHitomi888]

I'm super-active, but i'm always afraid of posting too much. ;A;

[fauxreality]

There is no such thing! XD If you feel inspired, write away!

[ArhaHitomi888]

It's so weird for me to read through is sometime because my name is Alice. I'll see my name and be like 'WHAT. OH GO- Wait. Nevermind. Oops. Haha.' and i'll read through the second paragraph and i'll be like 'PREGNANT STRIPPING!?' and then i'll be like 'Wait! I Remember now! That's not me!'. When i saw Kieren ask if Alice was home i was like 'Uh, yeah duh- Oh wait shit...'

[fauxreality]

Oh my gosh.
"PREGNANT STRIPPING!?" made me lol hard. xD

I do that when people use characters with my name though (Paige). Aha.
Once, there was this girl who had this Mega-Sue character with my name and I was like >.> DAFUQ.


Anyways. I think we all know who the best stripper on this forum is.
He is The Bunny Stripper and he is my avatar. c:


AND CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE DAMN CHAT TAB TO ME.
I've been here almost year and I have no idea how to use it or what people use it for. xD
Chat play or something? It's so confusing.

[ArhaHitomi888]

Haha XD I looked at it and almost had a heart attack until i realized that didn't make a lick of sense. At all.

Augh, there's always that awkward moment whenever you find a bad character, such as badly done, that has your name and you just sit there at your computer with your hands up screaming 'Why!? Why out of all the names was it my name!?'.

And of course, i agree. I've been watching him - He mesmerizes me. He draws me in with his movements and fluid grace.
It's arousing.

I HAVE NO IDEA. I'VE BEEN HERE OVER A YEAR AND I BELIEVE ONE THING ABOUT THAT TAB:
I BELIEVE IT'S THERE TO PURPOSEFULLY JUST FUCK WITH US.
It makes no sense.
It has no idea how many people are actually in the roleplay.
I don't know anyone in the chat.
And the commands are lost to space and i've yet to find one that really serves a purpose.
In conclusion:
MIND GAMES. FILTH AND LIES.

[fauxreality]

HOLY MOTHER OF THE BLUE WHALE CALLED BARNABAS, I THINK I HAVE FIGURED OUT THE CHAT TAB. #flail

[ArhaHitomi888]

WAIT WHAT WHAT WAIT WHAT WAIT WAIT WHAT WHAT WAIT WHAT WAIT WAIT WHAT WAIT WHAT WHAT WAIT.

WHAT.

(those stopped looking like words a long time ago)

[fauxreality]

DO NOT POST IN CHAT TAB. I REPEAT, DO NOT POST IN CHAT TAB. CHAT TAB IS SHIT AND MADE THE FIRST PAGE OF OUR ROLE PLAY UGLY WITH ITS PURE SHITNESS.

CHAT TAB ROT IN THE FIERY RECTUM OF HELL.

[ArhaHitomi888]

AKGNMALEIRHGALEIRVUAERG

CHAT TAB WHY

[fauxreality]

WHO THOUGHT THAT SYNCING CHAT TAB WITH ACTIVITY TAB WAS A GOOD IDEA? And to only add insult to injury, THERE IS NO DELETE BUTTON.

CHAT TAB, I HATE YOU.

From now on, everything bad that happens will be blamed on Chat Tab.

[ArhaHitomi888]

No one posted! = Chat tab

My post disappeared! = Chat tab

I cant get on the internet today! = Chat tab

I crashed my car! - Chat tab

I broke my finger! = Chat tab

[ArhaHitomi888]

p.s. You're welcome.

[fauxreality]

Oh my gosh. XD That's beautiful.

Can't afford next months rent = Chat Tab
Mother-In-Law comes to visit = Chat Tab
Get the shits = Chat tab