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Hong Kong. Right. Switzerland marked it down in his attendance book--again showing a rare display of mercy by not marking the kid late. Tomorrow would be different, he vowed. Though Italy and Germany were still getting zeroes for the day.
With a sigh, he started going over the usual first-day material. "Listen up, brats," he said. He rounded his desk and leaned back on the edge, one ankle crossed in front of the other, his arms folded over his chest as he surveyed the class. "Before I begin, let me set a few ground rules: There will be no nonsense in this class; I like things orderly and organized and efficient. Anything less will incur my great displeasure--and you don't want that. I can quite easily make this your most miserable school year ever. I'm already letting all of you off light but not marking anyone late today, but tomorrow if anyone steps through that door even so much as a second after the bell, you're all getting a tardy and a five-point deduction from your grades."
Pushing off his desk, he continued, "All assignments will be completed to my satisfaction, and they will all be handed in on time. For every day something is late, it loses ten points." Then, he paused, letting the message sink in, hopefully weighted down by the severity of his tone. "Now, as for what we will be covering... As you all know, this is an Economics class. We will be discussing some economic theory and looking at the different systems in the world today, but what I hope to be teaching you is how to effectively and wisely manage your money. Most of our projects will be simulated real-life situations in which you have to buy a good or service, or draw up a budget, or estimate your income--"
Someone spoke up suddenly, and Switzerland didn't even register what the student said, he was so peeved that he'd been interrupted. But then that English kid seemed to perk up, and then he was... "What in die Hoelle are you doing?!" He was--chasing a bird around the room. Where the hell had that bird even come from?! It was--it looked like...Prussia's little yellow bird.
Jesus Christ.
I swear, if I had my gun that stupid pigeon would be plucked and cooked in no time. Switzerland had always hated that Prussia carried that little animal around; it had to be against school policy, and yet he did it anyway. And now the bird was loose and in Switzerland's classroom and I swear to God I'm going to kill that man. "England, SIT DOWN." He'd stepped forward, as if to stop England from hopping around on the desks but he couldn't really do anything to stop him, short of grabbing him but that was just a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Fortunately, England managed to catch the bird and he seemed to have a tight grip on it. Switzerland was too annoyed to feel anything like gratitude, though, especially as he bell rang... He glanced at his desk, at the stack of papers, a hand-out of his lecture that he hadn't gotten to give because of Prussia's damned bird and England's antics and all of his students arriving late and--Goddamn it all. Rounding on his class, he crossed his arms in a huff and said, "Everyone take one of these," sliding the stack of papers to the corner of his desk, "and study it. Quiz tomorrow." He'd originally had it scheduled for Friday, but his plans were all screwy now and he was ticked off and feeling just the slightest bit spiteful... Come tomorrow he'd probably be calm again and would push the quiz to Wednesday. But for now... "No whining. Also, tomorrow I expect everyone to have a three-ring binder with lined paper for note-taking. England, you stay here. The rest of you are dismissed."
“Students are not allowed to have animals on school grounds da?”
Switzerland turned at the voice--he hadn't even noticed Russia come in, he was so busy fuming. Narrowing his eyes at the man and his outstretched hand, he snapped, "I've got it covered."
russian roulette is not the same without a gun......and baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun~
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