I'll give you muffins for saying hello

Peritwinkle · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Peritwinkle** on Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:54 am

Hello people who I will never meet,

Because I'm a nice person, I'll give you muffins for coming in and saying hello. Kidding, I'm keeping them to myself.

So, how are you? Don't answer that, I don't care. I promise to be nice and not go all drop bear on your face. If you want to bribe me, best to bring on the chocolate.

Dear all paedophiles, I don't like lollies, or vans. I have become too wise for your mediocre tricks. I know what you're all thinking "NEWBIE! WHY WON'T THESE LITTLE PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE!" but remember that you were a newbie once. But let's try not to bring up those terrible memories of numerous days of confusion. I actually have no idea how to run this, or what to do, but I enjoy being random, so I will sit here munching my popcorn until someone replies (brings about memories of the quiet stalker who sits at their computer watching your every move...). But moving on, and now I'm just typing without any real meaning, because I got the big green tick (YAY!) so I think I'll stop talking now.

See, told you I was a nice person.

XXXPeritwinkleXXX

Kurokiku · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Kurokiku** on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:35 pm

What? I don't actually get muffins for this? Well, never mind then.

-Huffs-

I'm kidding. Welcome to RPG! I'm Kiku, and... well, no, I can't really think of a particularly good way to end that sentence. If you happen to be kind of lost/confused, though, I can help.

First, the handy-dandy linkage:

Here's how to work site mechanics.

Here's what RP's all about, should you need to know.

And this and this are good places to find yourself something to join, if you like.

If you need any other assistance, I'd be happy to answer your questions. Alternatively, there are other people around who can help too. Colored usernames indicate members of staff. Dark blue are Mentors, and it's essentially our job to help out, so don't hesitate to ask one of us if you need anything.

I hope you enjoy your time with us! Even if the muffins were a lie.

lewdug97 · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **lewdug97** on Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:31 pm

The muffins arn't a true lie because the cake is a lie!
Anyways no more nerdy! I'm lewdug97 and as you can see i am no one special just someone with to much time on there hands. What sort of RPs do you like? I can Refer you if i am in one you would like. Anywho, have fun about here the people are coll and there are some really cool RPs out there!

Hue Mann · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Hue Mann** on Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:39 pm

What sort of folly do you reside in? Does your mind-state belong somewhere between "creative" and "rocky-road ice cream"?

Peritwinkle · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Peritwinkle** on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:08 am

I know, I feel so ashamed for getting everyone's hopes up. I can't remember what I was going to write now. *sigh* I hate blank moments. Rocky-road icecream, hmm... I don't think I would even like it, seeing as I don't like rocky-road. Or lollies. WHY ARE MY TASTEBUDS SO DEMENTED! THEY SMELL SO GOOD! Feel free to ignore me now.

(Note: When I say "They smell so good", I mean the lollies and the roacky road. Not my tastebuds.)

comet · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **comet** on Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:32 pm

Were my muffin-sniffs around-whaaaaa

-pouty face-

Arke · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Arke** on Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:43 pm

I... I was only here for the muffins :<

Welcome anyways, you ungenerous... person. Kiku-san already gave you the low-down, but I want to stop by personally and say hi and welcome! This place is filled with a bunch of people that certainly don't hate newbies, so I don't think you should worry about that. Though, if you have the chance you should definitely check out our rules. They aren't long, and it's a pretty easy read!

S-so, can I have some popcorn?

Zephyr · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Zephyr** on Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:57 am

*Rifts into the thread from the depths of a fiery blue portal*

I... I'm not all too certain how I should react to this all...

...

Erm... Welcome to Gateway, Peritwinkle...

...

I'm gonna go lie down now; my head hurts.

*Explodes*

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