(23:37:38) Savoy waits on instructions from Rooster
(23:38:23) KirstieKaos whos what?
(23:38:31) KirstieKaos: why am i getting grabbed? huh
(23:38:40) Rooster: "Ok.."
(23:38:47) Rooster: "Turn the keys.."
(23:38:57) Savoy "Come on Kirstie I just got a brand new escalade .. Father bought it for me and Rooster is gonna teach me how to drive ..come on and ride with us
(23:39:01) Rooster: "Oh look another fox!"
(23:39:26) KirstieKaos "Oh my...I kind of almost like living though.."
(23:39:27) Savoy turns the key in her hands and smiles at Rooster" Like that?and what does that do? the car isnt on
(23:39:38) Rooster: "..."
(23:39:50) Rooster: "Put the keys in the ignition, right there."
(23:39:54) Rooster points.
(23:40:01) Savoy: ((LMAO I couldnt resist ..remember she is from the spirit realm she never had a use for a vehicle))
(23:40:23) Savoy tries to fit all the keys like Rooster told her into the ignition" They arent fitting in there
(23:40:41) Rooster: "Ahem, the car key, the one with the big black backing.."
(23:41:19) Savoy turns around looking at Kirstie" Look it has mirrors with lights that come down from the roof ..they call them vanity mirrors isnt that cute?!!!
(23:41:36) KirstieKaos: LMAOOO
(23:42:12) Rooster: "Alright, now buckle up. The buckle over there. Put the metal end into the hole here."
(23:42:18) Rooster he points to the objects.
(23:42:56) Savoy does as told and the Escalade is now running .. she presses the gas pedal but since its in park it just revs the engine
(23:43:22) Savoy "Kirstie how do I look? We should take pictures huh?!!
(23:43:55) KirstieKaos: hahahahahaah
(23:44:15) Rooster: "did you buckle up?"
(23:44:24) KirstieKaos blinks at Savoy and turns to Rooster "Are you SURE this is a good idea???"
(23:44:37) Savoy "Yes I did!" snaps the seatbelt
(23:44:49) Rooster: "No, I think we all might die. But meh its pretty time consuming."
(23:45:05) Rooster blinks
(23:45:37) Rooster "check your mirrors to make sure there arent any people behind or to the sides of you."
(23:45:53) Savoy points to the gear shift "Whats this do" before you can answer she puts it in reverse and the escalade lurches back at high speed since you didnt tell her to take her foot of the gas "WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA
(23:46:07) Rooster: "OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(23:46:22) Rooster: "FOOT OFF THE PEDALS!!!!!"
(23:46:38) Rooster sinks into the seat and Jr is thrown back.
(23:46:48) Savoy takes her foot off the pedal and the escalade just rolls back now
(23:46:54) Rooster: Ok
(23:46:55) Rooster: Ok
(23:46:58) Rooster: Thats better...
(23:47:04) Rooster: Parking break..
(23:47:11) Rooster points to the lever
(23:47:15) Rooster: Pull it back.
(23:47:37) Savoy yanks it up and everyone jerks to a harsh stop" Got it" grins very proud of herself
(23:47:44) FoxyRoxy watches simply amused...and wonders why Rooster didn't just tell to step on the break
(23:48:07) KirstieKaos slams back from the focre and hit head on seat
(23:48:09) Savoy waves to Foxy " Come on and get in . Rooster is teach me how to drive!!
(23:48:11) Rooster takes in a deep breath..
(23:48:15) Rooster: "Jesus.."
(23:48:21) KirstieKaos glares at Rooster
(23:48:22) Rooster: "No!"
(23:48:27) Rooster: "DONT GET IN!"
(23:48:30) Rooster: "RUN!"
(23:48:31) FoxyRoxy: "No, thanks, I like my seat"
(23:48:37) KirstieKaos: XD
(23:48:42) KirstieKaos: LMAO
(23:48:45) Savoy "Bahh we will go to the beach!"
(23:48:54) KirstieKaos: NO ROOSTER DONT LET HER
(23:48:57) Rooster: O.O
(23:49:08) FoxyRoxy: "Ill take my own car"
(23:49:08) Savoy "Ok now that I can drive where too?"
(23:49:10) KirstieKaos: THe Children!!! Think of the children
(23:49:17) Rooster: "Mabye me or kirstie should drive and you could watch..."
(23:49:21) Savoy: ((LMAO Kirstie))
(23:49:22) KirstieKaos: lol
(23:50:08) Savoy puts the escalade in drive and off they go in a blur " Here we go!!" foot pressed all the way down on the gas!
(23:50:28) Rooster: "OH GOD! MY LIFE IS PASSING BEFORE MY EYES!"
(23:50:37) Rooster: "Theres my lunch atleast...."
(23:50:52) KirstieKaos: LMFAOOOOO
(23:50:57) Rooster passes out..
(23:51:10) Rooster: *So does Jr.*
(23:51:12) Savoy they are all flying down the road foot in tank at this point " OH this is so easy!! "
(23:51:18) KirstieKaos has a heart attack
(23:51:30) Savoy: ((OMG I'm laughing so hard))
(23:51:31) Rooster starts to wake..
(23:51:37) Rooster: "Huh?"
(23:51:41) KirstieKaos: (( Me too Savoy!!))
(23:51:52) Rooster: "OH GOD! WATCH OUT FOR THAT PILE OF INNOCENT CUTE THINGS!!!"
(23:51:59) Rooster: "..."
(23:52:04) Rooster: "Nevermind..."
(23:52:14) KirstieKaos WTF??
(23:52:17) Savoy headed towards a major highway she swerves into oncoming traffic " OHH is this the freeway I heard about?"
(23:52:36) KirstieKaos mutters "It's not free any more.."
(23:52:42) Rooster calls his lawyer on his cellphone.
(23:52:43) Savoy turns up the music totally not looking at the road
(23:52:48) FoxyRoxy: (lol...)
(23:52:55) Savoy: ((crying laughing))
(23:52:58) KirstieKaos: Savoy is trying to kill us
(23:53:00) Rooster: "Yes, is this a good time to talk about my will?"
(23:53:12) KirstieKaos: ((LMFAOOOO))
(23:53:22) Rooster: "Hold? I cant be put on hold!"
(23:53:42) FoxyRoxy: (so reminds me of the scene in Clueless)
(23:53:46) Rooster 's cellphone emmits a low elevator music like tone....
(23:53:54) Rooster: "..."
(23:54:01) KirstieKaos: ((yeahh it does actually lol))
(23:54:33) Savoy looks up "Ooo .. that truck is getting to close to us up there in the front " headed dead ahead for a big rig at the last possible moment she swerves and misses it only to get onto the connecting bridge
(23:54:55) Rooster goes into the fetal position
(23:55:03) KirstieKaos SCREAMS FOR LIFE
(23:55:04) Rooster: "Go to your happy place, Happy place...."
(23:55:42) Savoy looks back in the mirror at Kirstie, she has to yell over the music "I know isnt this great!!"
(23:55:50) Rooster: "THIS IS SO NOT WORTH .... ANYTHING!"
(23:56:29) Rooster 's lawyer picks up
(23:56:29) KirstieKaos: ((LMFAOO SAVOY IM GONNA DIE OF LAUHTERR)))
(23:56:40) Savoy her cell phone rings .. remember she isnt used to that either yet so she looks down ..taking hands off the wheel foot still on accelerator and begins fiddling with the cell phone
(23:57:02) Rooster: "Hello? Yes! Mr. Winksworth! OH GOD IN HEAVEN!!!!"
(23:57:08) FoxyRoxy: (LMAO)
(23:57:21) Savoy: ((crying laughing so hard I can hardly type))
(23:57:52) FoxyRoxy: (I am afraid I am going to wake my roomates up)
(23:57:56) Rooster: *The car beeps "Now directing your call to :" OH GOD IN HEAVEN"*
(23:58:22) Rooster: "..."
(23:58:34) FoxyRoxy: (please someone tell her to grab the wheel)
(23:58:38) Savoy talking on the cell phone "Hi FAther ..yes I'm doing great! Rooster taught me how to drive ..it was nothing to it .. we are going over a bridge now but cars are blowing their horns for some reason" blows her horn back and continues on
(23:58:51) Rooster blinks
(23:59:00) KirstieKaos: WINGS HELP
(23:59:06) Wings_Take_Flight: What?
(23:59:19) Rooster: "Gourmet?! Gourmet is that you?! CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD!!!!"
(23:59:21) KirstieKaos: SAVOYS GONNA KILL US
(23:59:45) KirstieKaos: ((LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROOSTER!!!!!))
(00:00:14) Savoy "Hey is that a mall over there across the water?" swerves the escalade over towards the next off ramp running some poor soul off into the river below" Kirstie we can do shopping I've never done that before!!
(00:00:32) Rooster faints again.
(00:00:40) KirstieKaos yells to Rooster "THE NATIONAL GUARD? GET THE WHOLE DAMN US MILITARY AND CANADA TOO!!"
(00:01:14) Savoy "they are just being funny Father we are going to head to the mall gotta go love you!" she hangs up and continues on
(00:03:03) Savoy opens the door while doing about 90 on the bridge to look out at something she thought she dropped the escalade starts to weave in and out of traffic
(00:03:41) Savoy: ((tucks Wings into bed))
(00:04:07) Wings_Take_Flight Is tucked into bed?
(00:04:29) Rooster almost falls out and comes back to consciousness "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH!!!!!"
(00:05:14) KirstieKaos screams louder
(00:05:22) Rooster: *Boo Beep, Hello this is God, And this is Jesus! We arent in right now! Hit you up later!*
(00:05:39) Savoy comes back and seeing the exit coming up she swerves .. hits the divider ramps up over it . you are now airborne until the escalade lands on the lower deck of the ramp and she continues on" Ohh kewl I didnt know the truck could do that!!!
(00:06:11) FoxyRoxy: (lol)
(00:07:01) Wings_Take_Flight: Echo!
(00:07:26) FoxyRoxy: (I think they all died laughing)
(00:07:35) Savoy "Whats that red light mean?" mows right through it
(00:08:35) Rooster clings to Savoy "Oh god! Oh god!"
(00:08:48) Rooster gets a little to close >>;
(00:08:57) KirstieKaos tries to jump out window xd
(00:09:13) KirstieKaos: ((Yeah I know Roxy haha
(00:09:29) Savoy slaps Rooster"Watch it!" turns again headed down the wrong way of a one way street
(00:09:47) Rooster holds his cheek, "ouch!"
(00:10:15) Rooster: "What was that fo- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"
(00:10:19) Savoy "GET out of the way! why are they all coming this way? Geez dont they know how to drive?
(00:10:37) Rooster passes out onto Savoy.
(00:12:15) Savoy makes a hard left turn from the curb lane and crosses over 4 lanes of traffic " We are almost there .. Rooster wake up and get off me ya perv!"shoves Rooster over to his side of the escalade
(00:12:27) Rooster hits his face..
(00:12:34) Rooster is still unconsious.
(00:13:21) Rooster wakes up..
(00:13:25) Rooster blinks
(00:13:29) Rooster: "Where am I?!"
(00:13:48) Savoy pets Jr." We have to buy you a cute collar, something with gems on it!" not looking at traffic she clears out a crosswalk full of senior citizens on a outting, they arent hit but surely their depends will have to be changed.
(00:14:29) Rooster: (( LMAO))
(00:14:31) FoxyRoxy: (those senior citizens deserve it)
(00:15:04) Savoy slams on the breaks in the middle of a intersection in the middle of on coming rush hour traffic" Where is the mall I could have sworn I saw it around here?
(00:15:22) Rooster is reduced to crying and hiding under the glove box
(00:15:52) Rooster: "Its all gunna be ok...."
(00:16:14) Rooster cries
(00:16:23) Savoy cars honking, people cursing she spots the mall and heads down the wrong way around clearing a path as she goes " Do they have valet parking? Father said to get Valet cause he doesnt want a scratch on the paint!
(00:17:01) Rooster is once again reduced to ragdoll form as he passes out.
(00:17:59) Savoy swerves again once more and ends up in the parking lot at valet parking" We are here!" brushes her hair checks her lipstick and grabs her purse "Lets go!! Stuff to see things to buy!
(00:18:22) FoxyRoxy: (LMAO...poor Rooster)
(00:18:50) Rooster 's door opens, he gets up, walks out, his hair is pushed all the way back by gravity, Jr just hops out and runs up to Savoy.
(00:18:57) Rooster falls over.
(00:19:00) Savoy: ((Savoy has got to have a boyfriend ..that poor soul LOL))
(00:19:07) KirstieKaos dies in backseat.
(00:19:32) Rooster stumbles back up and runs after Savoy.
00:19:45) FoxyRoxy pulls up behind them in her car, "Hey did you guys have a nice ride."
(00:19:51) Rooster: (( Im free
))(00:19:58) Savoy pets Jr."Come on baby we gotta get a collar for that boy huh?!!" walks on ahead with the pet raptor
(00:20:13) Rooster: "My ride.... was full of candy land and unicorns!"
(00:20:19) Rooster falls over again.
(00:20:23) Savoy "Foxy! See you could have rode with us!" smiles
(00:20:37) Rooster gets back up and walks after them.
(00:20:45) Savoy "Kirstie come on dont ya wanna shop?
(00:20:54) FoxyRoxy gets out of her car and walks over after Savoy, "Nice raptor"
(00:20:57) Rooster: "I think she died..."
(00:21:16) Rooster catches up.
(00:21:21) Rooster: "Mrrrr."
(00:21:31) Savoy "she is taking a nap" looks over at Foxy" Its Roosters pet but he has taken a liking to me it seems"
(00:22:07) Savoy "Rooster get her up"
(00:22:11) Rooster leans against Jr for support.
(00:22:19) FoxyRoxy looks at Rooster, "It couldn't have been that bad, come on, Ill buy ice cream."
(00:22:28) Rooster: "She told me she wants to stay and nap and to get her some Shock pads to the chest on our way out.."
