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[Winter Is Coming]

Dante - Well, that's one way to win an argument, eh milady? *laugh*

Nuala - *raises an eyebrow* You prattle your tongue too much, wench. If you have an argument, settle it with a blade.

As Dante walks by, he thwacks your behind with his hand. Your reaction?

edit: The question! It's gone! I swear there was a question there before. Duddde, so confused.

edit 2: There we go, now I see it. That was weeird.

[Derek Smith]

Probably either a bug or some editing.

Jamie: As flattered as I am by the gesture I am currently not seeking a male lover at the moment. So how about you and your hand get back to your native Dorne before I show exactly why I always carry a sword.

You are holding a pail of milk, fresh from the cow, Jamie is currently dressed in his court clothes and has his back to you....

[Jacopo]

Lionel- I feel like I'm being baited. This is just too easy. Oh well, whatever happens happens...*splash*.

You see a childhood tapestry depiction of the three Damian children. Rab is just a babe, Adelaide looks positively adorable, and Lionel is looking as usual like a homicidal freak who wants to kill his siblings. There also happens to be a black paintbrush in your hands. You...

[yuri-chan1018]

Nasrin - Black out every single one of their faces. Stupid royal brats. >:U

You see Nasrin glaring fearsomely at you. What have you done to recieve the look?

[Winter Is Coming]

Dante - I cannot resist the urge...I would paint a moustache on Lionel's face. Now to get rid of the evidence of the paintbrush...

Nuala - I would look at the tapestry a while longer and then leave. *does not get the concept of 'fun'*

Nuala has been following you are for the better part of a day. She is grinning. You reaction?

edit: Beat me to it! Next person gets 2.

[Derek Smith]

Jamie- Let's see, there is the pack of deer I killed last light for dinner, there is the white direwolf, the carp, the hunt this morning, my general attitude, the fact I could care less what she thinks, the fact I will most likely kill a lot of woodland animals before I die, the whole being a noble thing, the way I purposely could care less about her opinions. and the fact I might beat her if she interferes in my fishing or hunting on more time. Honestly this woman is the poster child for pms.The more fitting question is what I didn't do to piss her off.

Jamie- Why in the name of the Seven are you following me wildling. Are you attracted to me, while join the line. The axe doesn't give you the right to budge in front of anyone.


You are enjoy a quiet drink in a tavern when Jamie comes up, sits next to you and procceds to make rude and risque jokes with his personal guard while treating you as little more then furnishing.

[Amaranta]

Leliana - I am not to be outdone with risque jokes! You, Ser, are about to get your ass handed to you in that department! /cue many snappy comebacks and lewd jokes/

Morgana - Say one more thing to me, and I will have your head upon a platter. Do you wish to join your dead mother so soon?

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Leliana is making jests about polishing swords. Oh yes, in that way. Quite a few of her jests are directed at you. You...?

[Derek Smith]

Jamie: Well Lady Greyhardt, if you desire to be enlightened on the subject perhaps my room is a more fitting place.

You are in the Free City of Qohor, you have come to buy something or another. Jamie shows up as your buying and warns you this merchant cheats his customers. However he puts it in a way that questions your eyesight, your intelligence, and your taste in retail goods....

[aesir]

Kervall: Unimpressed with my brother's lack of tact, and considering I was shopping for a gift for his name-day anyway, I purchase the very tapestry of questionable taste and give it to Jamie for his gift, cheated or no. Hope you like purple dragons, Jamie!

You are taking a stroll along the top of the castle wall when something catches your eye below you. You spy a very shady looking man trying to move surreptitiously through the crowd, though he is carrying a dagger behind his back. Not far from him is Kervall, alone, seemingly looking for someone, but he has not yet spied the shady-looking man. The nasty dude is heading straight for the young Winsler. Upon the parapet next to you are a soldier's crossbow, and a large, heavy rock. Kervall is within shouting distance, as is a Damian guardsman sitting in the guardhouse to your right, looking bored. What do you do?

[Derek Smith]

Jamie- That's an easy one, shoot the would be assassin with the crossbow, good-bye Mr.Assassin. And throw the rock at the Damian guardsman for his poor choice in liege lord.

The rain on your latest hunting trip is washing all the signs of game away. And yet you are determined to get the prize you came into this forest for. Jamie suggest's an odd method of hunting you never heard of yet he swears it'll work, what do you do?

[Nanase]

Teralo - I know all methods of hunting dear brother, I have yet to hear one instance of that working. Now if you;ll excuse me I think I'd like to get out of this rain.

Teralo has switched your glass of wine with a drink he just brewed that is supposed to make you really awake and not drunk. You can smell the differnce, you?

[Derek Smith]

Jamie: This is so not the Dornish wine I was drinking a second ago..What exactly is going on here?

Jamie is strolling along, whistling a vaguely familiar tune that brings up a memory of the past you thought you had forgotten, what do you do?

[Winter Is Coming]

Dante - Ah, well that was something I rather did not want to be reminded of. Thank you ever so much, Ser Jamie, you are ever a ray of sunshine. *heavy sarcasm*

Nuala - How does he know a Wildling tune? I would walk over to him and demand an answer....*hums tune to herself*

If you had to choose to marry someone out of the group, who would it be and why?

[KrazyTigger]

Adelaide - I choose to marry no-one. What good am I if I am tied to some man who doesn't really care for me. Though I do no object to falling in love....

You have taken a ride with Adelaide, but she has thrown a stress and deserted you in an unknown part of the forest. You are lost. You...?

[yuri-chan1018]

Nasrin - Lost in the woods....I would be so happy, watching wildlife! ;3 But then of course I'd mutter to myself about the royal brat.

So you are riding out to battle, and your special someone is standing by the doorway of your room looking like they want to tell you something. You...?

[Derek Smith]

Jamie: Speak the words Valar morghulis to her then ride off with the rest of my unit. What will happen will happen. All men must die at some time, there is no point in crying over it. One lives a fleeting moment of their choosing, some in love, others still in glory. But we all must face death alone and in our own way.


The air is crisp, with a bite to it that speaks of winter. The pale sun in the sky shines no warmth down on you as you walk the massive ice wall the Night Watch has manned for all of living memory. You see Jamie, clad in the black grab of the Night Watch. He is looking towards the north, a long bow in hand, sighting at the latest batch of wildlings trying to storm the wall....

[Winter Is Coming]

Dante - Are you sure you have enough arrows there? That lots doesn't look like they want to sit down for tea and biscuits any time soon.

Nuala - I remember well the day when I heaved mine own body across that expanse of ice. I have had my chance and have seen much, and the time for freedom belongs to others like me. I would tackle him over the side of the battlements and we will tumble down to the unforgiving ground beneath. If one is ready to give death, one must also embrace it. For my people I would face any opponent armed with nothing but my teeth and nails.

Having slipped and cracked your head on a rock, you fall into a river, sure to drown. But, some time later you open your eyes and the world swims blearily before you. You turn your head and see Nuala not too far away. She tells you that she should have let you drown for acting the clumsy infant. Your reaction?

[Derek Smith]

Jamie: Well I suppose thanks are in order at the very least, after all she did save my life. But I might question to myself her desire to save a man opposed to those she serves.


The air howls past you, it's keen edge cutting through your clothes as valyrian steel does to lesser metal. You can barely see two feet in front of you and you are sure you will die in this hellish blizzard. Jamie, with ice coating his hair shows a wan smile and jokes about how this cold would be appreciated in the hot climate of Dorne....

[Jacopo]

Lionel- Shove a sword in his mouth to shut him up and then steal his cloak. Jokes aren't appreciated in this weather. But warm garments are.

You're on your way to the stables when you realize that the entire west wing of the Red Keep is ablaze. You remember that the entire Damian family is there at the moment. You...

[Derek Smith]

Jamie: Is it not a fine day today, I swear that cloud just left of the sun looks like a horse. I wonder what is for lunch. *Strolls away paying the fire no heed*


You can't remember the last time you took a breath of air, the salt water weighs down. Your clothes soaked as they are weigh you down, but it is the weight of a jib spar that is truly your death warrant. You can see Jamie, free and clear of the wrecked ship swimming towards the surface, he looks at you with a faint smile on his face, what do you do.