Castle Crombus! ... We think it's not so much a Castle as it is a Mansion. We also think it doesn't look like a Castle, so we just call it a Castle for dramatic effect! <3
But, whatever. We are just babbling.
The Castle has rooms for just about everything. Yes, lots of rooms. Lots of empty rooms. Rooms that need life. We should spruce them up, not that We know what that means. Rooms made for the Castle's resident's. <3
We put guest rooms, a kitchen, balconies, attics, basements, ominous hallways, various other rooms of absolutely no use, game rooms, and a waterpark. We think we went overboard when we added that waterpark. We weren't thinking when We made it, We just made it.
The Royal Prince liked it. So did His Cousins. <3
We hope you do as well. Overall, We added lots of stuff. Random stuff. Stuff so random that not even We know where it came from. It probably came from everywhere in the Galaxy. The Royal Prince graciously helped us in collecting the items. We made him Roll. Rolling is fun. If you see Him, or his very odd Cousins, don't hesitate to say hello.
Anyways...
We find that most people just wander around the Castle's main area, home of our Castle's televised programming and entertainment. I'm sure you'll find the programming and entertainment just as interesting as We do. We would also appreciate it if you explored the glorious Castle, as tempting as it may be to watch interesting programming and entertainment all day. We did a lot of hard work to make the Castle. Backbreaking labor, is that what you humans call it? We believe so. I'm sure our Empress would appreciate it if you admired the hard work We did. All for you to have fun, and converse. Evil guy or good guy.
We strongly urge you and everyone to enjoy yourself and themselves. Have fun. Do stuff. Explore. Play. Fight. Roll. All is allowed, and all is right here. If you ever have questions, or, like We once were, are confused at how waterparks fit inside a Castle that really does resemble a Mansion, just Private Message Us with your fancy computer technology. We will try to answer any concerns you may have. If you need something added to this glorious Castle, send a Private Message to The Royal Prince, or one of his many Cousins, his odd Cousins, using your fancy computer technology. They'll Roll stuff up to make your request a reality. Rolling, fun Rolling. <3
On another note. Our Empress will gladly give some, or all, of Our baked confections to whoever can correctly guess what silly game We are referencing in Our peculiar manner of speech. We have given you hints in Our description of this Castle as well. They should help greatly. Yes, very greatly. All so you can have baked confections. Yummy, delicious, baked confections. <3 We are getting hungry already. Get to guessing, so We can all have yummy, delicious, baked confections.
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