Bah! Robocop is soooo cliché. I would've gone for iStudent, sounds so much more classy. Although I doubt Apple is a thing in this setting.
Tangent aside... Kjerstin has no memory of ever lending a book to Jido. Care to refresh her memory on which one of the bazillion books it was? x)
@Mustachio:
Naah, you just mastered the power of the almighty Mustache of the Gentlemanly Squid. Curse you for having such impeccable foresight!