Corrupt a wish!

[Jorxio]

Granted! One cake made of cups for you, buddy.

I wish I could see the future!

[rubytuesday]

Granted! You can see into the future. Precisely forty three milliseconds into the future, that is.
I wish I had superpowers!

[Ctc9592]

Granted you can have any superpower but you can only use it for one day every leap year.

I wish for a holodeck like in Star Trek

[ShifterGurr]

Granted, but it comes "with assembly acquired" and instructions in 5 different languages.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[rubytuesday]

Granted. You are now a fish.
I wish I could play any instrument.

[NumberOnett]

Granted, you play the recorder so Justin Beiber has something to sing to.

I wish I wasn't a fangirl.

[Wattenslaafje]

Granted. You're a fanboy now instead.

I wish I never have to wait for anything anymore.

[Spectra51]

Granted. Death comes quickly now.

I wish Redbull gave you wings.

[DemiKara]

Granted. You now have tiny wings on your ankles. You cannot fly.

I wish I already knew everything I needed for my degree program.

[XViolet7]

Granted. But you forget everything else...literally everything.you've.ever.known.

I wish I could be a shapeshifter.

[The Watcher]

Granted, you can become any shape however you can never return to your true forum.

I wish I could travel through time.

[Gallinaceus]

Granted, but you travel to the point in time wherein the Earth was still forming (volcanic environments and all of that)

I wish for an indestructible and intelligent bubble that will be my friend.

[TheXenomorph1]

Granted, but it will turn against you and ruthlessly murder you in your sleep.

I wish I could do a forward flip and land on my feet... without jumping.

[Neodraconis]

Granted, but once you've started you never stop, stuck in a forward-flipping loop forever.

I wish I could breathe fire.

[DapperDavid]

Granted, but you have no control over your fire breathing AND your mouth is burned whenever you do.

I wish I could be the dictator of a small country.

[Miss Echo]

Granted, but as soon as you take the position, you are immediately assassinated as the crowds rejoice.

I wish that I was immortal/eternally youthful.

[Khay-T-Uun]

So, so granted! But as it happens, you will now be subservient to me, and/or the Chaos God of my choosing! Enjoy your immortal life of madness and destruction! Ha! Ahaha! AHAhahahaHA!

... I wish I was free.

[The DSM XXVI]

Granted, but you were freed from everything. Your home, your job, your life. Sorry :(.


I wish for a puppy!

[The Ragdoll]

Granted.

Your puppy grows and grows and grows. Your puppy eats and eats and eats. Your puppy shits and shits and shits. You now have a 10 story high, overly obese puppy that has destroyed and polluted your surrounding neighborhoods, with loads of debt for feeding and housing and a whole lot more fines and complaints and an upcoming rally to put you in jail for the damages you've caused and for "abusing" your puppy.

I wish for b-a-n-a-n-a-s.

[NathanBros]

Granted, you became a chimp.

I wish a chimp.