World 386

While all of this is happening I'm killing cars in Asphalt so...XD

Poor cars... XD Any new updates in regards to Pokémon?

It's a racing game and since you start at the very last place in every fucking racing game ever, my strategy is:
-Activate Nitro
-Destroy everyone in the lead
-Success. XD
Well, I haven't gotten back to Pokemon yet. Kazuko has some serious training to do (she's taking on the Fighting, Electric and Bug Kingdoms soon), Nanami is training Sorata and Rhia's looking for a Ground-type.

Welcome to part two of the “Let’s make fun of bad Creepypastas~!” shebang. This time, those on the mocking table with me are Yukari, Kurone, Risei, Ran, Izumi, Kisa, Masami, Sumiko and Shiori in the future~ Yeah! Let’s get started~

I'm a big fan of the Sonic the Hedgehog series, like a lot of people. (I’m assuming this was before Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric. That turned everyone off of the Sonic franchise really quickly. I’m going to go further and say this was before Sonic 2006.) I narrowed down to the classic Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon shows though, because I think the rest SEGA had spawned was rat-crap. Each to their own. (Then… why do you write a Sonic the Hedgehog game creepypasta? If you only like the Sonic cartoon series, that narrows your options down quite a bit… I’m just inwardly laughing at how the author just implied that he liked Sonic Underground; arguably the worst Sonic cartoon series.)

I was browsing E-bay the other day. I wondered if there would be any items about my favourite character from the series, Sally Acorn. (This is starting to sound suspiciously similar to Sonic.exe… Are you sure we’re reading a different story?) Indeed, what I found was a plushie that was manufactured in SEGA WORLD of Sydney, which closed down due to the lack of visitors in 2006. (Objection! The park was actually shut down in 2000. Learn to use Google better!) Those Sally plushies were very rare, but I didn't have the money to buy her and my parents would despise me for it. (“Honey, our son is buying Sonic plushies again! Oh dear… time to get the lynching rope.” Seriously, what parent cares about their child’s appearance and even if they did, they aren’t fit to be real parents anyway. If the kid likes plush toys, leave him alone. I examined the plushie for a while as the article came with pictures. This Sally even had her jacket. On it, was written with a permanent marker "GOD". (Well that isn’t fucking obvious foreshadowing at all.) I don't really know what it meant. Probably the initials of the child owning her before they sold her. (*multiple facedesks could be heard* Who would ever be so stupid? Even if the child did write his or her initials, I highly doubt you would get God from it unless the kid was really lucky. It’s literally one in 3 billion people.)

I clicked the back button to return to the "Sonic Sally" search, (In his search he would find multiple doujinshi that costs 1,000 dollars.) knowing I wouldn't win the auction anyway, only to find another article had appeared. "SONIC SATAM CARTOON ALL EPISODES" with the price of $1.00 on instant buy. (Well this isn’t a trap at all~) SatAM DVDs were never released where I came from. (Bummer..) So, as happy as I was, I wanted to re-watch the show and checked out the article. It had no describtion (Typo! Take a drink~ I’m not going to drink. Not unless Hana-chan does it with me.) and no address where it came from. Germany, Canada, etc... (Well good job mentioning the whole world, skippy~) It was missing (Missing what? A box? A label? What?)and the shipping price was stated to be free. I looked up at the photo of the article. It was a blank CD. (“Aw… But the price was a dollar. I thought I’d got all the episodes…”) I've decided to buy it anyway. (Someone is desperate for that TV show.) Not just for the nostalgia, but the writing was great and I loved Robotnik in this series. (“I dedicated a whole shrine to my great and holy master, Robotnik…”

Well... It all started when the mail arrived. (*every Literature Club girl glares at the author* Here’s something that writers need to keep in mind… Usually, you should start a story at the beginning and incorporate details on the backstory as the story goes on.) It arrived the next morning... oddly, it was Sunday... (God made a special exception and let hell take the kid. He didn’t want him on his pure earth anymore.) I was happy to receive the episodes and immediately put the blank CD into my laptop, starting the DVD. (Since when did it morph into a DVD?) Sadly, the DVD didn't start, (Probably because you put a DVD in a laptop.) but it offered me to show the files, so I opened the folder and saw a sally.exe (Roll credits~) application. I was confused at it being an EXE, but I started it anyway and indeed, it was playing a SatAM episode. The episode "Hooked on Sonic's" began. The episode started out all normal, along with the intro. No blood or anything... (That was the clumsiest attempt at foreshadowing I’ve ever seen in my life… You should have left it at “the episode was normal”.) But the sad thing was that my computer blue-screened when the kissing scene of Sonic and Sally started. (When Sally walks over to Sonic and kisses his cheek, he calls her kiss not-so-good and grants her a better one.. and it was so cute too...) (I think we figured out that it was a kissing scene. No need to explain it.) The computer rebooted and I took out the CD as I thought it malfunctioned and threw it away. (Holy shit, he’s the protagonist that makes the most sense out of all of them and got rid of the spooky ghost before it could infect his computer!! Oh wait, he put the CD in… Well, he’s haunted forever~!) I could've asked the person to give me my money back, but he can keep the $1 dollars (Typo. No, Kisa. I think he’s saying that the demon can keep every single one of his dollar bills.) I gave him. I mean... It's just a dollar.

I continued to normally browse the internet, speak to friends on Skype and all. (That’s a lie. You were watching furry porn. Admit it!) Nothing was wrong until, when I was watching a random YouTube video, my cursor (The white arrow, in case you don't know.) (Most of my friends practically live on the computer. Of course we fucking know the cursor!) started to completely spazz out. I disconnected my mouse, but the cursor continued to thrash around the screen. (Sonic.exe claimed his most recent victim… poor cursor…) I even deactivated my touchpad and it continued. Suddenly, it came to a stop and I carried on, ignoring what had happened. (“Well that was weird. Back to boobs~” Soon, I found myself downloading a ROM for Sonic the Hedgehog. Fun game. (Um… I’m sure there was an inbetween to that statement…) As soon as it had downloaded I started up my emulator and begun the game in windowed mode, (So, keep this in mind. He can quit the game anytime due to it being in windowed mode. Let’s see if he remembers this.) but, oddly, the complete screen went black. I shrugged it off and waited for the game to start.

The familiar "SEGA!" jingle didn't sound. Well, it did, (So did it sound or didn’t it? Make up your mind!) but it was slowed down so much it sounded demonic and it gave me a cringe. The background remained black and Sonic didn't run past the logo. It faded to black and some text appeared. (Oh boy, story time guys~!) I first thought it was a red font, but it looked like it was scratched into my computer screen. (Sai, kill this idiot for not knowing how to treat a computer! "Up for round two?" I blinked and flinched as the main screen came on. (Let’s see how much it rips off the original~) The sky was a dark grey and the clouds looked dull and black, like right before a thunderstorm. The mountains were decayed and so was the logo. It even looked partially rusted. I was amazed at the pixely detail, but it also scared me. (You want to see some really scary pixels? Go look at Easter Egg; Snow on Mt. Silver. That is some scary shit.) "SEGA 1991" was now replaced with "SEGA 666" (Because SPOOKY!) and the water was a bloody red. (Looks like the English have landed again…) The familiar music wasn't played either. It was just a 16-bit mess of sounds, the demonic "SEGA!" occasionally mixed in. (The author is getting freaked out from the first image alone and it’s no scarier than an angsty kid’s DeviantArt account. Are we sure he’s able to play this game?) Instead of Sonic showing up, two characters appeared next to the logo - Tails and Knuckles. The sight of them terrified even more. Tails eyes were black and they were bleeding... his fur had become a dull grey/black as well and he had an expression of anguish on his face. (He’s so depressed over the fact that he became a recolor…) Knuckles looked far worse. His red fur had darkened to a reddish gray, his dreadlocks were dripping with blood and his eyes were black and bleeding like Tails' and he had a look of sadness on his face. (Well, anyone would be sad if they were bleeding from their dreadlocks!)

Just then I noticed a new character pop out of the middle of the logo. A pink, bubbly little hedgehog poked her head out. (Big the Cat, what are you doing here? On a serious note, there’s another hedgehog that’s pink and bubbly called Sonia who’s actually Sonic’s sister.) At first she was smiling, but them frowned at what was around her. (“Come on guys, you could have tried a little harder on Halloween costumes! Nanami Sadamatsu is dressed like a freaking knight!”) She looked confused and nervous, like she didn't really know what was going on. "Amy Rose?" I thought. "What is this all about?" (I think what he meant to say is “OH MY GOD MY WAIFU HAS COME TO LIFE ON MY COMPUTER! BEST DAY EVER!!!”) Curiosity drove me to press enter. A short, yet loud static noise sounded and the screen faded. I wish I hadn't done so. "Kyle didn't want to play with me." (Well, maybe because the puss found your methods too rough.) the writing appeared again. "What a shame... but I can play with you..." "... right?" (… Shiori needs an adult. I am an adult. Doesn’t change me from being scared of this and wanting pepper spray.)

The demonic "SEGA!" jingle sounded again as for a split second, an image flashed. It disappeared too fast so I couldn't make it out, but I could swear I saw a red and black Sonic, with black and red eyes. (Oh dear… He really took the whole “Shadow being more popular than me” thing really poorly.) I almost felt them pierce me and that moment made me jump. It didn't begin in Green Hill Zone Act 1 though. I wish it did. Instead, the title card read "Not Perfect Act 1". (*flinches* *puts a comforting hand on Sumiko’s shoulder* No, I’ll be okay… If things get too bad with the pressure on Amy, can I leave? Absolutely. You can even go to Raien if you want.) The game begun. The ground looked like the normal Green Hill Zone, but the background was pitch black. Amy stood normally where Sonic would be in the original game. (Amy was in the center of the ring. I’m not surprised that Amy is the main character of this round.) Surprisingly, that was a well made sprite. It wasn't her classic self, but her current self. It looked official, even. (Is the author doing some ego stroking…? Because there were pictures on the original wiki and I think he made them…) On the opposing side of the screen where Amy was at, there was a large, silver ring. Infront of the ring stood the sprite of Sonic with a smile on his face. The animation of Amy standing there was that she stared forward with a lovey-dovey expressions as hearts came from her head here and there. (In case any of you Sonic fans forgot about Amy being in love with Sonic. Though I see Raito act the same way around my Nanami-chan…) I guess I should head to Sonic, I thought as I moved Amy towards Sonic, but Sonic ran away and jumped into the ring. I made Amy leap right after him. (Blood’s coming up soon guys!!)

The level teleported to one of the stages where you can get a Chaos Emerald. The background was pink with lovehearts (What the fuck is a loveheart?) all over. It looked cute, but I was distracted by only having 4 red/white colored spheres to jump on and I've tried to balance Amy ontop of it as she desperately tried to keep onto of the spheres (So the test of perfection is if Amy can balance herself on the spheres…), but my controls slipped and Amy fell. I fell onto a wall of "Goal" spheres. Just as I thought I'd teleport back a loud shriek sounded and the image of this... demonic Sonic continued to flash over the screen. (*wincing* Look, no one will stop loving you if you fail to do a task. This guy is just a cliché villain who is trying to look cool. Good… Thank you…) The screen completely spazzed out and I heard shrieks. Loud shrieks from what I could SWEAR it was Amy Rose herself. (Wait, they actually hired a voice actor to do this shit?!) I kept hearing "No! No!" and loud cries of agony and pain which abruptly ended with more statics for a split moment before the screen cut to black. (Aw… no blood this time. Just wait~)

Soon, the title screen appeared again. Knuckles and Tails were missing, but instead, Amy appeared. She was smiling her usual cute smile, but her body had holes. (As most bodies tend to have… I guess he just wants more areas to stick it in.) Not bleeding holes or bullet holes. Just.. holes that pierced her body all over. (Oh, so it’s just piercings. … Eh, just as stupid.) Her colors faded to a dull black and white. Even her eyes looked oddly disfigured. (Well, how are they disfigured? This author is a master is providing too many details and not enough details at the same time.) This scared me so much my entire body began to itch. I scratched myself over and over as I watched a new character appear. (Somebody get him some baby powder! I frowned upon seeing Cream, who had a sheer terrified expression and huddled against the logo for comfort... (Guardian, you’re lucky to have brought me here in my adult form. If I was six, my parents would kill you.) Poor Cream. I wanted to quit the game, but as if forced, I hit start again and the screen faded. (But it’s in windowed mode! He can hit the red X and quit!)

"KINDANDFAIR Act 1" The stage was blank now and the background music was a drowned sounding, slower version of the Green Hill Zone. It nearly made me gag, but something forced me to play. (It’s physically impossible for someone to be forced to play a game. You either wanted to play it or you didn’t.) The stage began and Cream's sprite was, like Amy's, very well done. (Oh now I know he’s ego stroking… I’m betting I can make better Amy Rose and Cream the Rabbit dolls.)

The environment was childish. It looked like a cute cut-out. (Of…? “No, you don’t understand. It looked like a cute cut out!) Infront of Cream was the TV-box that gave you higher speed. I made Cream crouch down and do a spindash (Wait, can Cream even do that? Um… if memory serves, she could only do it in Sonic Advance 2… She’s mostly known for using her ears to fly.) and I dashed ahead, crashing the box. The level didn't change. The ground was a solid platform and it seemed that Cream was going faster, faster, faster (“Wait… Using the speed power up makes you go faster?!”) and she crashed more boxes... and more... and more... ... I noticed the music got completely out of sync, which scared me. (I don’t know who’s a bigger pussy; this guy or Tom? Suddenly Cream crashed into a wall of spikes. A loud SPLAT sounded, which didn't even sound like it would belong in a 16-bit game. (Well, it did come from a CD, so…) Poor Cream was torn to shreds. Blood dripped from the spikes and the bloodied rabbit as the background slowly began to melt infront of my eyes. (Someone’s hallucinating again… We told him to take his meds twenty four hours ago!) The image flashed again and soon the title screen appeared. As expected I was back on the title screen and Cream appeared with Amy. She did look scared, but her other eye was... How do I put it? ... droopy and dead and bled a black goo. (… Very fucking specific.) Her ears were over her face now instead of the back of her head. Her color sheme changed from brown and orange to a very, very dark purple and red. Her dress was a dull grey. (… Where was this detail when it came to Amy?)

Time for the third character... and god, did I want to cry and weep when I saw Sally Acorn pup out of that god damn logo, putting on her innocent smile as she waved towards me, like she didn't know what torture would happen to her. (Since this is the author’s favorite character… Be prepared for some weird as hell shit.) The game was so terrifying and yet so fascinating, but I wanted to stop real bad, but my hand wouldn't budge. I even started shaking. I wanted to reach for the power button, turn the darn thing off, but my hand just wouldn't move and before I knew it, I already hit start and the screen faded. (Keep in mind, this is all his fault. He could have quit the game so long ago. But he didn’t and now he’s getting what he deserved.)

"______ Act 9", it said. A sad, dull melody played in the background as the silhouette of the ground - and a sprite silhouette that resembled Sally appeared infront of a background that consisted the whole group. Amy, Cream, Knuckles, Tails and Robotnik appeared, all in their tortured forms with a saddened expression. (They all discovered Sonic Passion… Oh the horror…) It also had Sonic, but in a nearly unrecognizable way. He had a wide grin on his face, with razorsharp teeth. He had black eyes with red dots for pupils, which were bleeding. It looked like he would reach out to the silhouette infront of him. (Oh, took him long enough to show up. The idiot.) I tried to move Sally, get her out of there, but each wall wouldn't budge and Sally would do a pushing animation. (Well, that’s what happens when you push things.) I stopped in the middle as, to my horror, the stage began to shrink and the black started to close in on Sally. I tried moving her again, but the walls wouldn't budge or move. I walked Sally back to the middle as the walls closed in on her. She crouched down before she completely disappeared in the black. (Just dig a hole. That’s how me and Koton-kun got out of that one trap in Emerald Forest.)

SPLAT! (Oh hey, we’ve entered a Batman cartoon! Suck it bitch, Batman is your god now!)

The red writing appeared on the screen again, only it was dripping, like blood and it was crooked. "Sonic, my love..." (I don’t like where this is going, you guys…)

Suddenly, a familiar scene faded in. I recognized it immediately. Sonic SatAM was playing from where the CD cut off. It had a reddish shade and Sonic had these.. black, bleeding, demonic eyes. (It’s almost like it’s a demon or something!) Sally looked even worse, at least to me. Her eyes were missing. It was like they were taken out and Sally's skull was sewed closed again. (Uh no. Unless you’re Arata Natari, you cannot sew bones together!) Blood was running from her wound. It didn't look photoshop. (*more groaning from the bad writing*) It was actually animated. Sonic pulled Sally over like in the show, only tentacle like... things bursted out of their mouths (Someone just watched his first tentacle hentai.) and locked, making disgusting slurping noises. I could even see them bulge in Sally's throat. (Well… what exactly was bulging~? *slapped*) Worst thing was that they even looked like they were enjoying it and, for a moment, I think I was too. (Hm… This actually takes me back to the time where I extended the life of me and my family using one of the familiars from the demon who cursed us~) I could see the corrupted Tails and Knuckles in the background too. Sonic pulled away. "So?" "Not bad." Sally simply replied. I gagged and looked away from the screen. (Oh so now he decides to look away- Okay, screw everything about this idiot. I’m sorry, I cannot take another minute of this idiot. Out of the corner I noticed something on my bed... on my bed... was the Sally doll I saw on E-bay... with its eyes missing... (Just in case you forgot this was a Sonic.exe fanfic. Emphasis on the word fanfic.)

Well, we're all drained and needing fluff now. But I will say this now. It was better than the official sequel.

"Hey rewind the hell back, I thought you said-- D-Damn, uh, never mind. *runs off at the speed of lightning*"
"SHIT KYOUYA WAIT I STILL NEED YOU FOR POCKETMAN THE MOVIE"
*cue wild goose chase with Ataro, Shinichi, Eurydice and Zaber*
To me both .exes sucked, but at least this had a little more content and paid attention to the female characters even if they were horribly butchered. Sonic.exe 2 on the other hand was just JC ego stroking himself by making it clear that Sonic.exe is the most powerful being.

That's exactly why it was better in my opinion. It's still fucking terrible but at least the females were given personality besides "Here's your childhood now watch me kill it." Granted it had... weird as fuck fetishes but at least they were there. Part of me kind of wants a Sonic hack like the Amy and Cream ones (minus the blood and gore and whatnot). Basically, a cute adventure of Amy Rose running across nice and pink backgrounds and occasionally battling Eggman. The sequel can involve Amy and Cream while the third can involve Sally. It would be really cute. In fact... Since Masami and Kazuya had their childhood adventures, why isn't there a game where Hana and Shiori are essentially in a girly version of the first Sonic the Hedgehog~? This is what happens when I'm high on cute by the way. XD

On another hand the idiots are still chasing each other in circles. (Kyouya obviously outspeeds them all because GOTTA GO FAST.) Please stand by. XD
Little Hana or older Hana? Older Hana doesn't play much anymore. But on special occasions when she cleans up enough of her time, she usually goes to Shiori or- on other occasions- spend some needed bonding time with her Onee-chan. XD

Little Hana. I'm talking about childhood here, Sai~ XD Although funnily enough, from elementary school was when I started to roleplay. XD Ironically thanks to Sonic X. XD Still, don't you think that idea would be cute~?

Guess it could work. Anyway, I began roleplay and storywriting in elementary too, around 2nd grade or something. I used to play as my very first character Ryuga Dragonheart, the King of Dragons. Maybe because I used to watch my brothers play World of Warcraft.
And now I'm sitting here and just realized that the only characters in the Literature Club that I haven't designed yet are Kyouya and Mitsuo. (Mitsuo was based on Graham my old Dormouse character but eh~)

Huh? Wasn't Mitsuo based on Sadamatsu Minatogawa- WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!! Nanami's last name is... FUCK I'M STUPID! *sits in the corner*

SURPRISE. XD
But yeah. I only noticed now that Mitsuo has a lot of similarities with Minatogawa, but he was based off my Dormouse. Originally Graham the Dormouse had Mitsuo's appearance (Brown hair that covers his right eye and green eyes) and Yami's personality (shy guy) and I split him into two, giving Mitsuo his appearance.

(Guardian cannot answer due to being in the depression corner. Please hang up and try again.)
"Well, it's an interesting backstory. Still, Graham seems nice enough. Glad to see you still get use out of him. Also, looks like my sister started up her seductress ways when drunk."

I stopped using Graham after a bit since the Alice in Wonderland RP I was in got tiring. Our Alice basically tries to bang all the guys and since I wasn't into lemons and smut before I quit. Yep, Kyouya's done with it already.

Meh, maybe. Mamoru is still somewhat depressed and with the headache he suffers due to events, he can get pretty cold.

If you do that he really will never recover.

It all depends on Mamoru. He gets better over time but he still suffers guilt. Since pain makes him stronger, he bears that struggle alone in the belief that it'll make him a stronger person.