RPG Chat Convos, Oh What Fun...

[LawOfTheLand]

Akita slaps QB
(02:00:32) qbsuperstar03 says: Ow.
(02:00:38) qbsuperstar03 says: I try to be nice and get you involved in stuff.
(02:00:43) qbsuperstar03 says: And this is what I get.
(02:00:55) Dashmiel decimates qbsuperstar03.
(02:01:07) Dashmiel says: Quotes. I made them for you. Use them.
(02:01:08) qbsuperstar03 claims double jeopardy.

[Akita]

(19:40:02) Nevan says: While I appreciate your magical animal powers, our registered petshop owner pretty much said the only way to sex a rabbit is to check genitals

>_>

[LawOfTheLand]

(19:43:01) Dashmiel delivers Pizza to Akita.
(19:43:10) Akita says: brb guys
(19:43:21) Akita says: Pizza time =D

We had just got done discussing Dash's moonlighting as an erotic fiction author and his preference for the pizza delivery boy angle.

[Akita]

(21:24:54) FizzGig pitches a fit.
(21:24:58) FizzGig says: >:[
(21:25:00) Akita pitches a tent
(21:25:00) Faithy catches the fit.
(21:25:05) Faithy eats the fit.
(21:25:06) FizzGig says: Papers. Indecisiveness.
(21:25:08) Faithy says: Fit = digested.
(21:25:09) FizzGig says: ...
(21:25:15) FizzGig says: You guys are weird.
(21:25:17) Akita still has a tent
(21:25:24) Faithy says: You know you like it, Fizz.
(21:25:25) FizzGig pees on the tent.
(21:25:25) Akita camps out
(21:25:28) FizzGig flees.
(21:25:29) Faithy eats Akita's tent.
(21:25:31) Akita says: Oh my god!!!
(21:25:32) Faithy says: ......EWWWW
(21:25:35) Faithy says: Son of a....
(21:25:36) Faithy says: ;_;
(21:25:37) FizzGig says: LOLOL
(21:25:38) Akita says: OH MY GOD YOU ATE PISS
(21:25:41) Akita DIES
(21:25:44) Faithy says: Gross.
(21:25:48) Arceius ruffles FizzGig's hair.
(21:25:49) Faithy spews all over Akita's corpse.

[Akita]

(22:04:13) Akita says: Everything isdick
(22:05:12) Script pat-pats jack.
(22:05:13) Arceius says: Do you need to get laid or something Akita? Clear your mind a bit and all that.
(22:05:22) Akita says: Listen, Arc
(22:05:29) Arceius listens.
(22:05:36) Akita says: Mother Nature is a bitch
(22:05:47) Script says: Akita whispers softly into Arceius' ear "Dicks dicks dicks dicks"
(22:05:52) Akita says: ^
(22:05:59) Arceius says: Ahh, I see.
(22:06:10) Akita says: Especially since our conversation last night, Arc.
(22:06:12) Akita says: Come on now
(22:06:16) Akita says: We were practically sexting.
(22:06:19) Arceius says: Well, you now have the extreme pleasure of knowing what it's like being the average guy.
(22:06:27) Akita says: I am man, after all.
(22:06:33) Arceius says: ONly it's like that all the time.
(22:06:43) Akita says: So, you think about dick, too
(22:06:43) Arceius says: All... the time...
(22:06:47) Arceius says: LOL
(22:06:48) Akita says: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Script]

(03:49:54) Saviarre rolls to prove that she's awesome. 1-5 wins, 6 loses.
(03:50:01) Game Master (GM) says: Saviarre rolls 1d6 and gets 6(6).
(03:50:04) Saviarre says: motherfucker

[Akita]

Don't ask me what's wrong with me today.. wow.




(18:52:37) Akita says: Anyways
(18:52:41) Akita slinks off to clean and stuffs
(18:52:51) Faithy notes that Akita no longer loves her and loves Bane instead.
(18:53:03) The_Afterman says: Akita, you're always cleaning.
(18:53:08) The_Afterman says: Are you on meth?
(18:53:10) Faithy walks off, dejectedly.
(18:53:15) RedShereKhanChick goes to her corner
(18:53:15) Akita says: lol Faithy, you can't tell me that I don't love me
(18:53:17) Faithy says: She's moving, Aft. XD
(18:53:18) Akita says: Wait
(18:53:21) Akita says: I don't love you
(18:53:25) Akita says: OH MYGOD, FUCK THAT SENTENCE
(18:53:25) Faithy says: I know you love yourself.
(18:53:26) Akita says: LMFAO
(18:53:27) Faithy says: WOW.
(18:53:36) Faithy runs away. ;_;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(18:53:37) Akita says: I'MD YING
(18:53:42) Akita says: That's getting logged

...Then...




(18:55:17) Faithy says: 1-3 Akita hates me. 4-6 Akita loves me.
(18:55:20) Game Master (GM) says: Faithy rolls 1d6 and gets 2(2).
(18:55:26) Faithy says: D:
(18:55:27) Akita says: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

[RedPitbull]

(21:10:40) RedShereKhanChick says: I don't have to deal with people showing up at my house making me go out, which requires pants
(21:11:05) Akita says: It pisses me off when people just show up at my door.
(21:11:08) Akita says: I hate that shit.
(21:11:12) Akita says: Call before you come over, asshole.
(21:11:18) RedShereKhanChick says: Exactly
(21:11:24) Mr._Baneling_Squishy watches a Vertigan show up at Akita's door.
(21:11:25) Mr._Baneling_Squishy says: :3
(21:11:30) Akita says: You mother fucker
(21:11:40) Akita says: I AM the Vertigan
(21:11:43) Akita says: So fuck you, Bane
(21:11:45) Mr._Baneling_Squishy says: XD
(21:11:47) Mr._Baneling_Squishy says: lol
(21:11:54) Mr._Baneling_Squishy says: WE ARE VERTIGAN
(21:11:55) Akita says: I showed up at my own house
(21:11:57) Akita says: FOR MY OWN PARTY

[RedPitbull]

Bromance time awe<3


RedShereKhanChick senses a bromance between The_Afterman and Saarai
(21:05:45) RedShereKhanChick says: But that's none of my business
(21:06:16) Durandal (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(21:07:11) Durandal says: damn you, writer's block
(21:07:34) The_Afterman says: Bromance?
(21:07:44) The_Afterman says: THis is a full-on long-distance relationship.
(21:07:51) The_Afterman says: This*
(21:08:01) The_Afterman says: Keep up, Red. Please.
(21:08:35) Saarai says: Fuck you, Afterman. I'm calling Obama and telling on you.
(21:09:04) The_Afterman says: Bring it.
(21:09:16) The_Afterman says: I'll deport his ass back to Kenya where he really came from.
(21:09:44) Sokka says: I'll go get his foreign student ID.

[RedPitbull]

Akita says: Amazing how you guys just assume this about me. I don't know whether to be insulted or greatly complimented. LOL.
(18:37:13) qbsuperstar03 says: Eloping?
(18:37:14) Akita is stolen! likes this. :3
(18:37:18) The_Afterman says: It's "whore."
(18:37:20) RedShereKhanChick says: Complimented

xD Red learns, TIMING IS EVERYTHING

[LawOfTheLand]

(01:47:15) qbsuperstar03 says: I'm guessing Langara's atmosphere is about as thick as Earth's if not a little thicker from all the manufacturing and bombs? :P
(01:47:38) barney_fife says: Langara is very volcanically active
(01:47:43) qbsuperstar03 says: That would do it.
(01:47:49) barney_fife says: It's orbit is also unstable
(01:48:05) qbsuperstar03 says: So its orbit is fairly eccentric.
(01:48:09) barney_fife says: Not enough to kill the life, but it's seasons are kinda wacky
(01:48:12) barney_fife says: It also has no moon
(01:48:20) qbsuperstar03 says: take that you fucking saiyans
(01:49:46) qbsuperstar03 says: So if the orbit is eccentric, that means its distance from the sun changes quite a bit.
(01:51:48) barney_fife says: Not by much
(01:51:57) barney_fife says: It switches orbits with it's sister planet Pangar
(01:52:02) barney_fife says: Like two bolas
(01:52:07) qbsuperstar03 says: Remember Kepler's laws. A planet orbits in an ellipse with the Sun at one of the foci...what the actual fucking fuck?
(01:52:53) Dashmiel says: 10/10 Best QB reaction of 2014.

[Akita]

(00:06:37) Mr._Baneling_Squishy has now confirmed Dashmiel and Moony use puppets to roleplay privately under bedcovers.
(00:06:55) barney_fife says: You'd have to re-aquire the target if/when it drops out of phased space
(00:06:56) CrystalRose says: And let me just say that Moon doesn't like going under the covers. She's more of a atop the covers kind of girl.
(00:07:02) Akita says: >_>
(00:07:08) Akita says: Because of the white guy.
(00:07:09) Moonscar says: <.<
(00:07:10) Mr._Baneling_Squishy says: XD
(00:07:13) Moonscar says: LOL OMG
(00:07:13) CrystalRose says: Right.
(00:07:15) CrystalRose says: Adam.

[RedPitbull]

Chat family;

RedShereKhanChick says: Tiko is like the mom.
(19:01:18) Varden says: I feel old...
(19:01:22) Varden says: sigh
(19:01:26) Durandal says: Yeah, I've been RPing a tiny bit, but not too much
(19:01:34) RedShereKhanChick says: Varden, you could be the dad of RPG chat.
(19:01:50) Varden says: Would explain why me and Tiko fight so much...
(19:01:56) Obnoxious.Factor says: Can I be the aunt that pinches cheeks?
(19:02:18) Obnoxious.Factor says: In other news, I just fell down the stairs, laptop in hand!
(19:02:26) Durandal says: Congrats
(19:02:30) Obnoxious.Factor says: AND WE BOTH ARE UNSCATHED !
(19:02:33) Moonscar says: Omg Obby me too.
(19:02:36) RedShereKhanChick says: Seems to have survived.
(19:02:43) Moonscar says: About the aunt thing

[Moonscar]

[LawOfTheLand]

Script says: The Devastation of Ataan, as directed by Aethelred. ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
(19:24:59) Sokka says: fighting.*
(19:25:06) Moonscar says: ..............
(19:25:09) CelticCat says: Oh. God.
(19:25:21) Sokka says: Not physically.
(19:25:23) Arceius says: looool
(19:25:25) Sokka says: >.>
(19:25:40) qbsuperstar03 says: did script just make the yaranaika face?
(19:25:41) CelticCat almost choked.
(19:25:44) Sokka says: He made a joke about something Borgian said.
(19:25:50) Sokka says: o.O
(19:26:00) Sokka says: Script: Oh gawd.
(19:26:19) Tiko says:....
(19:26:23) Tiko says: .........
(19:26:27) mad_gater makes Obnoxious.Factor a tater tot casserole
(19:26:27) Tiko bans Script.
(19:26:29) Sokka says: .............................
(19:26:31) Script says: <_<
(19:26:33) Script says: >_>

[Mr. Baneling Squishy]

(20:13:51)
Sokka says:
I never got why people put their phone numbers on facebook.
(20:14:18)
Mr._Baneling_Squishy says:
Sokka: So they might actually have a chance of getting laid..
(20:14:33)
Sokka says:
Mr._Baneling_Squishy: LOL

[RedPitbull]

RedPitBull
vaccums Izoi's carpet
(22:29:07)
RedPitbull
then empties said vacuum
(22:29:09)
Mr._Baneling_Squishy says:
But luckily I am only a part of the IBWI, or Internet Burreu of Weird Investigations.
(22:29:30)
Mr._Baneling_Squishy says:
So I am uninvolved with that investigation
(22:29:34)
Mr._Baneling_Squishy says:
Red, btw
(22:29:40)
Mr._Baneling_Squishy says:
Its your post in Jungles
(22:29:44)
Izoi says:
What the fuck is your strange fascination with my damn carpet?
(22:29:55)
RedPitbull says:
I dunno
(22:29:59)
RedPitbull
is hyper
(22:30:01)
Mr._Baneling_Squishy says:
Izoi, its not what is on the carpet.
(22:30:13)
Mr._Baneling_Squishy says:
CC hiders her secret Catnip stores under it
(22:30:38)
Izoi says:
Then that explains why my cat has been using me as a chew toy and stalking my feet.
(22:31:16)
RedPitbull says:
Are you calling me a cat?
(22:31:32)
Mr._Baneling_Squishy says:
No
(22:31:37)
mad_gater
gives CelticCat more catnip toys
(22:31:40)
Mr._Baneling_Squishy says:
We are calling you a Catdog

[Vix]

ChaosxChild13:
10:13pmCHARMED YOU HAVE SCREWED US FOR LIFE. FOXY WILL NOT ACCEPT ANYTHING LESS THAN CUTIES
ChaosxChild13:
YOU MUST BUY MORE SO WE ARE WORTHY OF FOXY'S ETERNAL LOVE AND ACCEPTANCE

[Vix]

Little Fox:
8:47pmGonna pop back out to work on that post for ya ^^
Little Fox:
After I finish my wine. And cigarette.
Senpai:
Take your time. No rush.
Little Fox:
I'm pretending to be French. ~Oolala
Senpai:
hon hon hon baguette
Little Fox:
XD
Lialore:
HONHONHON.

[RedPitbull]

hmm
(19:16:10)
RedPitbull says:
I may or may not be pregnant.
(19:17:42)
Marcus says:
uh
(19:17:48)
Marcus says:
ok then
(19:22:45)
Mr._Baneling_Squishy says:
...
(19:22:47)
Mr._Baneling_Squishy says:
Wat
(19:23:17)
RedPitbull says:
Yeah, Red might have spawn.
(19:24:05)
Lialore says:
...
(19:24:14)
Mr._Baneling_Squishy says:
Lia
(19:24:18)
RedPitbull says:
LIA!
(19:24:19)
Mr._Baneling_Squishy says:
YOu owe me ten bucks
(19:24:24)
Lialore says:
Get out of my face, Bane.
(19:24:30)
RedPitbull says:
WAT?
(19:24:34)
Mr._Baneling_Squishy says:
I told you Red would get preggy before Moon. now give me my money.
(19:25:03)
Lialore
eats all of her money.
(19:25:04)
RedPitbull says:
.......................

Really?!