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I've got a swollen ankle.

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby superfly98 on Thu May 08, 2008 1:58 pm

The swelling has reached damn near the size of a golf ball.... I already tried to ice it but it made it worse for some reason.... Any other alternatives?
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Re: I've got a swollen ankle.

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Rachelle on Thu May 08, 2008 2:01 pm

Can I poke it?

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Re: I've got a swollen ankle.

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby superfly98 on Thu May 08, 2008 2:12 pm

possibly....

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Re: I've got a swollen ankle.

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Xersist on Fri May 09, 2008 12:17 pm

This may sound rash but it might work, Get two hammers, doesnt matter what. Get a bowl, fill it with cleaning alchole. This will sting a whole bunch but it should go away in a week.

1. fill the bowl with the cleaning alchole, make sure your whole foot, up to your ankle were the infection is.
2. Get the two hammers and put them in each hand.
3. This may hurt and it ma be kinda gross. This can onl work if te infection is patruting out somewhere, if it sticks out, but is in no bigger than a cm, then this will not work. Now if it is sticking out more than an inch, this will work

OK, Now lift the two hammer up, creating an 180 degree angle from left to right. Aim for the infection where it is sticking out. Swing the two hammers down, and let the hammer squeeze the infection. This will hurt like hell, but it will work, I think it depends on how solid the infection is. Once you hit it, there may or may not be a surge of puss coming out. IF not then repeat step three.

4. Once the puss as left, instantly put your foot into the bowl. filled with the cleaning alchohol. Thi will burn, alot. This is killing all the germs that are inside the infection. Wait till burning stopps. If bleeding clean up the blood, then put back into the bowl. Keep in the bowl for 15-30 mins.

5. After that wrap up the foot in a towel, and leave it wrapped for the whole day.

If this does not work, go to the doctor, cuss then it will be far worse than any home remedy can fix
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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Rachelle on Fri May 09, 2008 12:59 pm

...OUCH! Just cut it off, alot easier.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Rachelle on Fri May 09, 2008 2:34 pm

Lol. I don't blame you for that.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Sir Alban on Fri May 09, 2008 2:37 pm

LMAO

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Re: I've got a swollen ankle.

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby superfly98 on Fri May 09, 2008 6:27 pm

Xersist.... Thank you.... It actually worked but this made me go through the most intense pain. I actually shed a couple of tears. But when i woke up this morning... I could walk! Thanks Man! Thanks alot. I'll be sure to use the same thing on my kids if they ever get swelling as bad as mine.

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Re: I've got a swollen ankle.

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Angel_Melfina on Fri May 09, 2008 8:39 pm

Um...not all swelling is due to a build up of puss. Just keep that in mind. You should go to a doctor if anything is EVER swollen that much, or consult WebMD.com at the least. Hitting a swollen foot with a couple hammers isn't the most sanitary way to take care of yourself. You could indeed make things worse.
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Re: I've got a swollen ankle.

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Rachelle on Fri May 09, 2008 8:40 pm

Lol. I still think it should be amputated. Alot easier, less time consuming then letting it heal.

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Re: I've got a swollen ankle.

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Xersist on Mon May 12, 2008 8:16 pm

Well the swelling could be several things, but if its the size or shape of a s golf ball then its gotta be a infection. If it was a brusning then it wouldn't be a golf ball, more like a large purple welp. The only other thing would be a tumor or cancer block, but I couldn't see that happning.

Now I only told him this because he didn't go and ask a doctor first, so I gave him the next best thing.

(superfly were you being sarcastic, causs I need to know if it really worked for you.)
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Re: I've got a swollen ankle.

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Xersist on Mon May 12, 2008 8:21 pm

Oh and Rach, it would take more time if he was amputated. The healing process is much more painful, and unnessicary if it is a apmutation. Apmutation only works for cutting away something that is cancerouis, or highly infectouis. And you would need a doctor to do it anyway. Something superfly shouda done a while ago.


I just think your just trying to get a RL gore fix. Like the things you see in movies and tv are as dramatic or real. Which is a big fat no. TV shows and movies are filled with lies and exstraplations.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Rachelle on Mon May 12, 2008 9:46 pm

Errr. I know. That was teh funny part.

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Re: I've got a swollen ankle.

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby superfly98 on Mon May 12, 2008 11:44 pm

I wasn't being sarcastic. It really worked.

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