Insurrection

dionkar336 · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **dionkar336** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:38 pm

heh.

heheheh.

Haha....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HA HAHAHA! HAHA! HA? *nods head* HA!

I accept your challenge!

*quickly forges a claymore from old shoes, toothpaste, marmalade, and the hopes and dreams of small orphans. Which, BTW, makes the claymore weigh practically nothing!*

*Oh, and the claymore was forged in the core of Robert Downey Jr.'s snarky soul*

Admit defeat! or be faced with the wrath of the greatest weapon known to man! The Random Reaver! Yes, you will... *speaks with a British accent* "Fear the tube!"

*holds the newly forged Tube Reaver as a holy relic.... of absolute destruction*

BTW, I am hoping against hope SOMEBODY gets the reference.....

Smith · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Smith** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:52 pm

*slowly glances from the Random Reaver to his own, now limp, rapier*

...psh. Poser. *tosses the Sword of +2 E.D. and whips out some sexy-ass shades*

Marmalade is so mainstream. *summons a Schnitzel-Grease elemental and strips down to hello-kitty boxers*

The greatest weapon known to man hmm? Well what of the greatest defense, Sorefkin, LORD OF MAN-MEATS!

*the greasy beast grows in size and roars, causing wieners to sprout from the ground for miles around making thousands of Germans weep in joy, their tears fueling his rage*

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Let us see! HAVE AT YE!!

*oblivious to references yet demands a cookie regardless*

Kurokiku · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Kurokiku** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:54 pm

Uh... gentlemen, choose your Seconds, duh! You gais are doin' it wroooong! If there is to be a duel in this forum, it will be conducted properly, dangit!

Sciamancer · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Sciamancer** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:10 pm

Hello-kitty boxers!? Way too damn over-powered. I call god-moding on yo ass.

I finally bothered to put up a picture. Sure, it's just a mouth that's strangely GIMP'd into a dark purplely background, but it's better than the default. Plus, I made it myself albeit using some random mouth photo from the internet

Arke · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Arke** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:34 pm

I bet Smith is going to go pick up some hot studs after the battle

y-you don't get the reference? okay...

Smith · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Smith** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:42 pm

Damn straight, studs for all and--wait. Studs? o_e...I meant ladies. Nice, fine, well-muscled--I mean plump dudes--GIRLS. MHM. CUZ I LIKE THOSE. YUP. *twitch*

And the hello-kitty boxers are completely permissable when my opponent is using TOOTHPASTE. DID YOU READ THAT?! TOOTH. PASTE!!

Ah, and my Second shall be Shiva. I've seen him use a long instrument of pain. We've crossed swords many a time. In jest, mostly, but sometimes our hard metal touched in anger! I do look back on those nights and wonder...but never regret. No homo.

...that sounded better in my head.

Happy 4/20 everyone!

Kurokiku · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Kurokiku** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:43 pm

@Shiva: Persona 4?

@Smith: I was waiting for someone to mention 4/20. I had a feeling it would be you, too. Why is that, I wonder?

dionkar336 · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **dionkar336** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:46 pm

Choose a second huh Kiku? well, I would be an imbecile not to pick the ultimate Lord of Darkness, Machina! I claim her as my second!

Also, Smith, this whole scene is heavily reminiscent of Jhonen Vasquez... Maybe Invader Zim specifically.

But, I digress.

*in order to counter Sorefkin, summons Ulrich Von Volkhausenschnauffer, the hungry German born of hellfire and bratwurst. Thus summoned, the hungry German seeks to feed after his thousand year slumber, and spotting Sorefkin, proceeds to do battle.*

And now to handle you with your Hello-kitty boxers and sexy ass shades!

*pulls out Dora the explorer's talking backpack, and, ripping it into pieces, releases the mad soul trapped within. Thus released, the soul bends to my will, becoming the ultimate Wraith Armor! Which happens to be a tube top and frilly short shorts. that fire LAZORS!

I believe I shall claim victory here

Arke · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Arke** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:57 pm

hooray kurokiku got it

I don't feel like a loser anymore

Smith · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Smith** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:01 pm

...

*sends out Magikarp and proceeds to use Splash alongside it*

you will find that I will not take it lying down. *flops more at said LAZORZ are deflected by Magikarp's uber-high stats that make it such a desirable pokemon*

And Kiku. You know me too well. My assassins have yet to take you down...there is only one thing left to do. *throws a ball of yarn*

dionkar336 · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **dionkar336** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:16 pm

Oh dear.... I believe I have earned myself an enemy here.....

Ah well, good show old sport!

And ball of yarn? that doesn't even come close to the almighty CATNIP!!!!!!

Kurokiku · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Kurokiku** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:25 pm

Hey, Persona is awesome. Don't feel like a lose- YARN! *lunges*

Dion, I don't do your dirty drugs! Get 'em away from meeee~

EDIT: Oh wait... this post was originally going to have a point. And that is: technically all the confrontations have been started, which means I am now off to write the GM post. Huzzah!

Arke · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Arke** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:29 pm

Valter gets very angry when he sees Insurrection.

Well, I'll post soon now. Hoping to wait until The Magician gets to see some action first before I type something up.

dionkar336 · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **dionkar336** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:39 pm

I was wrong?!?!?!?!? But cats love catnip! LOVE IT! GAH!!!!! MY FAILURE IS BURNING ME FROM THE INSIDE OUT!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!

GYAAAAHHH!!!!!

Kurokiku · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Kurokiku** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:03 pm

Okay, GM post is up! Both skulblaka and Shiva can feel completely free to ignore that upstart NPC and do whatever the hell they want.

But if you really want something to do in the meantime, you could always post in Revelation or something. Just sayin'.

And Dion, that's just too bad, isn't it? The twelve-step program has worked quite well for my feline self, thank you very much.

Also: I feel like Marvin, Kevin, and Daphne are the idiot villain trio of this RP now.

Arke · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Arke** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:23 pm

~~Haha who cares about Revelation~~

~~What the hell is a Revelation~~

Oh man, I have to go post on Revelation that stuff is so sweeeeeet

Kurokiku · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Kurokiku** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:34 pm

Who cares about Shiva?

What the hell is a Shiva?

I'm gonna kill me a Shiva.

Thanks dude, that's awesome. (^_^)

Arke · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Arke** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:48 pm

Kurokiku wrote:~~I'm gonna kill me a Shiva.~~

dionkar336 · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **dionkar336** on Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:59 pm

That is so badly drawn, I scarcely know what to make of it..... lol. Anywho, if there aren't any objections, I do believe it is time to bring Vincent into the story!

*this is my way of saying I am getting ready to post, unless someone else really wants to go first for some reason.*

Fammikins · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Fammikins** on Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:15 am

I'll be working on a post as Gene but I'll refresh in case I miss your post as Vincent Dion~

Insurrection

a part of “Insurrection”, a fictional universe by GMDKENJK.

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