Odd Thoughts with Awinita

[Awinita]

"Ladies and gentlemen of Roleplay Gateway, welcome to Odd Thoughts With Awinita, the part of the forums where Awinita normally freaks people out with her odd thoughts. and now your hostess, Awinita!"


Heyo!

First thought: which is better during a formal dinner party ? Flush or full house ?

[Awinita]

Another Odd Thought!

How is it that a guy going slower than you in traffic is a moron and a guy going faster than you is a maniac ?

[lostamongtrees]

How is it that a guy going slower than you in traffic is a moron and a guy going faster than you is a maniac ?

Speed of thought determines speed of vehicle?

[LawOfTheLand]

Okay, here's something. Suppose we do live in The Matrix, and someone manages to escape. How would they know that Zion wasn't just another layer of the Matrix to make people think they had escaped?

[Awinita]

Okay, here's something. Suppose we do live in The Matrix, and someone manages to escape. How would they know that Zion wasn't just another layer of the Matrix to make people think they had escaped?

Never thought of it that way....

The Art Theif and Photographer never too the others picture

[Awinita]

a funny list of Employee Evaluation reports REALLY mean

1 Chjaracter above reproach = still one step ahead of the law
2 Execeoptinally good judgement = supernaturally lucky
3 Great presentation skills = professional bullshitter
4 Independent worker = nobody knows what they do
5 Experienced problem solver = screws up often and somehow fixes it
6 relaxed attitude = sleeps at desk
7 Career minded = backstabber
8 Quick thinker = offers really good excuses for any and all mistakes
9 Meticulus attention to detail = nitpicker
10 Shows leadership skills = Big mouth

More to come!

[EarthWanderer08]

Give me more odd thoughts...I want more.

[Awinita]

Have you ever gone to sleeop for a nap in the late afternoon, and woke up after dfark, and not know what damn day it is ? You find yourself thinking "Could today be yesterday ?"

[kawaii_wolfie]

yes honestly i dont even know what happens while im napping

[Awinita]

You ever lay down on a pillow, and if you close the bottom eye, or the eye closest ot the pillow, the pillow suddenly moves up ? But if you close the other eye with the eye closest to the pillow, the pillow moves down ? How does that do that ??

[kawaii_wolfie]

your eyes are weird and so are pillows ;-;

[Zodia195]

Hey there's a saying how your eyes can lie sometimes lol. After all, all that we see is merely 'info' our brains are telling us that 'information' isn't instantaneous so the 'information' has a chance of being incorrect.

[Awinita]

Did you know that Robinson Crusoe was the guy that invented the 40 hour week ? All his work was done by Friday!

[kawaii_wolfie]

he screwed up life round of appluase

[Awinita]

Fact: feeding your cat at a certain time every day will get them well focused on "xx time is fooding time with hoomin" This also explains why I wake up at 10 minutes to 4 am every day to feed my own cats

[LawOfTheLand]

Can confirm, cats are alarm clocks.

[Awinita]

THE FIVE STAGES OF WAKING UP

1 Anger
2 Depression
3 Denial
4 Bargaining
5 GOTTA PEE

[Awinita]

Advice for supermarket shopping

Do not fast for more than 2 days; after two days you begin to see thingsa and all the food looks the same

[Awinita]

Imagine how deep the oceans would be if it werent for the sponges

[Absenthia]

But do they live in a pineapple?